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Old 06-18-2011, 06:15 AM   #1
Alexander Kerensky
 
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Default Fulfillment of Reparations to =LOST=

On this matter below I am posting as Alexander Kerensky said named person as such and with no ties to Legion Government or the membership there of.


Since official reparations have stated yesterday with GOONS, as per the The Overtime Accords Section 3, paragraph labeled 7:
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Alexander Kerenksy shall create a Microsoft™Paint picture using the theme "Let the Wookie Win" for =LOST=.
The following is its completion based only what is stated in the above treaty and as such my posting of said completion here is based solely as proof it has been finished. If the alliance of =LOST=, its members, or other concerned parties had wished it be posted elsewhere, then maybe you should have thought about that when you wrote up the treaty.


Like any good painting you will need a story to properly frame it and music, enjoy.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRDF_0lfHk[/ame]



It was April of 2011, I remember it like it was two month ago. Dark times all around, the pure retardation of short bus riding toddlers calling them selves . It was like some kind of low budget quagmire of a movie, but I steadied myself and there I was, knee deep in four wars with my rape face on:



It had already been a long conflict with our lower tiers pushing the front on multiple enemies. Casualties were piling up like fat girls at a stair well when the elevator is down. Peace talks had broken down many times over, our flank was hit hard but stood strong. GOONS was a smoldering heap of ash, a month earlier MK had to try and bolster support by telling everyone they dumped over five billion dollars of aid into them, they only looked foolish.

Finally after multiple attempts peace was agreed to, reps would have to be paid in order to save allies left behind by those cowards who entered and left a long war in a week. Then out of no where, and after signatures had already been released a fringe alliance who was only at war with Legion on paper demanded a term "for the lulz", I can only imagine what could have happened....



How could an AA with less than 10 unique member wars demand reps so late in the peace process? An AA that no one even talks to, even there own allies? it was inconceivable to the point that I almost stroked out even trying to understand how an entire collective of people could so..... uh...



My left arm is still numb today... a war wound i'll carry with with me the rest of my CN days. I have long since stopped trying to understand the minds of people who believe they are Patton style tacti-cool geniuses, you know the ones, the tubby little bastards with the airsoft guns in there moms basement.

But I do digress, so with out further dictation I give you the reparations payment to =LOST= from Alexander Kerensky, with special thanks to Ironwolf.



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