King of the Hill

[Imperator]

All the actors are fired (along with MasterX)... with no pay... My Hill

[Rustikus]

I walk up the hill and chop off your head with a rusted blunt sword and watch you roll down with body going down the west side and the head going down the east side. My Hill

[Lord Emperor Clot]

Rusty has had the hill quite long enough.

This here is his series of unfortunate events:
Napalm proved ineffective, since he is literally made of fire. So remembering the end of the "Fantastic 4" movie, my forces doused him with water. Between that instant cooling and the tetanus he received from his own rusty sword, he seized up.
We are planning to ship him off to the old country, to keep Viktor Von Doom company.

Mah Hill, y'all.

[Baron Praxis]

I use my master level sneak skill to steal the hill out from under you.

[Rustikus]

I walk slowly up the hill and stuff a nuke up Baron Praxis's a.. and launch it.

My hill

[Baron Praxis]

I respawn and run you over with a tank. Hill's mine.

[Rustikus]

I disable your tank and melt it down with the crew still screaming inside.

My hill

[VL]

I nuke your Hill then land perfectly with my hang glider.

My Hill.

[Rustikus]

I blow up the hill with 3000 nukes and build a new one.

My Hill

[Maohlin]

I bury you alive killing you and claiming the hill at the same time.