Arcadian is bored.

[Arcadian Empire]

...and no I'm not considering reading erotica. Or anti-erotica. I've moved past that... my attention now turns to:

INTERNET QUIZZES!

So after a quick Google:

How old are you?
16.
What's your problem?
Well, some people in the higher echelons of the alliance seem to want to haze the new guy =(
If your boy/girlfriend cheated on you, would you want them to tell you?
Duh. So I could smite them by spreading false rumours! Or, alternatively, laugh at them profusely when I beat them in exams
Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past week?
Why the hell would I do that?
Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?
Sometimes.
What are you looking forward to?
Super Tuesdays. Yay for 165 consecutive minutes of maths
Have you ever walked into something that was right in front of you?
Yep. Like a stack of chairs, in a dark room.
How many photo's are on your computer?
RL Photos? None. Internet photos? A few. X11 screenshots? Many.
What football team do you barrack for?
Well, a few actually... Milan in the Serie A, Chelsea in the Premier League and Barcelona in La Liga. * Arcadian Empire ignores the fact that this is an Australian quiz and therefore "football" means rugby league
How many different drinks have you had today?
I had water, and Pepsi. So 2.
What made you mad/angry today?
Gold Coast United. They beat my team on FIFA 10 4-0... I was annoyed.
Girls are bitches, am I right?
No, girls are insane . Their level of required... knowledge, well, they assume knowledge of you as if you should already know how to please them. Then that doesn't happen, so they become all desperate - and then the boys realise that, at least the stupid bastards do, and take advantage of them. Thereby meaning that the insane girls get pregnant, or are scarred forever with an abusive partner, while the boys plot to get laid every night. Meanwhile, good Legionnaires and other models of society go on avelegio.net every night and laugh at them, or feel sorry for them. Like, I was on the bus home and this girl just starts going on on how lactating is a bitch during pregnancy 'because her friend said so'. WELL HOW ABOUT NOT GETTING PREGNANT AT SIXTEEN.
Do you drive a car?
On the Playstation 3
Is anyone over protective of you?
I'm Asian. Of course. (Before anyone rants, Australia is in the Asian Football Confederation)
What are you currently listening to?
Rush Hour 3... someone is watching it outside.
First person you spoke to today?
My brother.
Where were you?
The lounge room.
You've just walked in on your best friend having sex, what do you do?
I scream out, "WHAT IN THE F---"; stare for a few seconds at the girl, determine quickly in my head whether it's worth going inside and 'pretending' to look for something or, alternatively, fall dramatically and mumble 'Sorry' as you walk out.
Did you sleep alone last night?
I can see why these quizzes are aimed at girls. What kind of generalisation is this, "did you sleep with anyone last night?" Admit it! That's what you're asking!

Now to the question, technically yes - but if you say that since I was in a residence, technically no because there were people in other rooms.
If you were in hospital on life support, would the last guy you talked to come?
He'd be my brother... so of course he would.
How are you right now?
Tired. And wondering how long this is...
If someone wanted to tell you how they felt, would you listen?
Yeah sure why not.
What is one thing that you didn't like about your day today?
Losing to Gold Coast United 4-0.
Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today?
Nup
Last person you gave the finger to?
Is that the thumbs-up or the index finger wag or the rude finger? Uhh, I don't think I've ever given the finger to anyone. Although I do give many thumbs up. I gave one out on Friday.
Is it easy to annoy you?
Somewhat, I think. Although you should ask others.
Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
I love to see them try. It's never happened. Apparently I'm not worth being made jealous. Which is fun.
Does anyone have feelings for you?
I don't know, how about you ask the people?
Do you like when people play with your hair?
No, because it's annoying and they are in my personal space.
What are your favorite months?
July and November/December. July because it's my birthday and November/December because that's when school winds down and of course, Christmas presents!
What's your name?
Name name, or username? Arcadian Empire, duh. If you must know the RL name, I'm named after Bach. Now you can go and procrastinate and figure out whether it's Johann, or Sebastian! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Your phone is ringing at 3 A.M. What do you say?
I wouldn't wake up. How do I know? There was a surprise 'fire drill' at a hotel I was staying at, and I slept right through the alarm... I woke up in the middle of the lobby. Someone had carried me down... in my pyjamas. Not fun.
Are you wearing anything that belongs to someone else?
No, because I'm not cheap.
Who was the last person you shared a cigarette with?
I don't smoke.

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