Arcadian is bored.

[Arcadian Empire]

...and no I'm not considering reading erotica. Or anti-erotica. I've moved past that... my attention now turns to:

INTERNET QUIZZES!

So after a quick Google:

How old are you?
16.
What's your problem?
Well, some people in the higher echelons of the alliance seem to want to haze the new guy =(
If your boy/girlfriend cheated on you, would you want them to tell you?
Duh. So I could smite them by spreading false rumours! Or, alternatively, laugh at them profusely when I beat them in exams
Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past week?
Why the hell would I do that?
Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?
Sometimes.
What are you looking forward to?
Super Tuesdays. Yay for 165 consecutive minutes of maths
Have you ever walked into something that was right in front of you?
Yep. Like a stack of chairs, in a dark room.
How many photo's are on your computer?
RL Photos? None. Internet photos? A few. X11 screenshots? Many.
What football team do you barrack for?
Well, a few actually... Milan in the Serie A, Chelsea in the Premier League and Barcelona in La Liga. * Arcadian Empire ignores the fact that this is an Australian quiz and therefore "football" means rugby league
How many different drinks have you had today?
I had water, and Pepsi. So 2.
What made you mad/angry today?
Gold Coast United. They beat my team on FIFA 10 4-0... I was annoyed.
Girls are bitches, am I right?
No, girls are insane . Their level of required... knowledge, well, they assume knowledge of you as if you should already know how to please them. Then that doesn't happen, so they become all desperate - and then the boys realise that, at least the stupid bastards do, and take advantage of them. Thereby meaning that the insane girls get pregnant, or are scarred forever with an abusive partner, while the boys plot to get laid every night. Meanwhile, good Legionnaires and other models of society go on avelegio.net every night and laugh at them, or feel sorry for them. Like, I was on the bus home and this girl just starts going on on how lactating is a bitch during pregnancy 'because her friend said so'. WELL HOW ABOUT NOT GETTING PREGNANT AT SIXTEEN.
Do you drive a car?
On the Playstation 3
Is anyone over protective of you?
I'm Asian. Of course. (Before anyone rants, Australia is in the Asian Football Confederation)
What are you currently listening to?
Rush Hour 3... someone is watching it outside.
First person you spoke to today?
My brother.
Where were you?
The lounge room.
You've just walked in on your best friend having sex, what do you do?
I scream out, "WHAT IN THE F---"; stare for a few seconds at the girl, determine quickly in my head whether it's worth going inside and 'pretending' to look for something or, alternatively, fall dramatically and mumble 'Sorry' as you walk out.
Did you sleep alone last night?
I can see why these quizzes are aimed at girls. What kind of generalisation is this, "did you sleep with anyone last night?" Admit it! That's what you're asking!

Now to the question, technically yes - but if you say that since I was in a residence, technically no because there were people in other rooms.
If you were in hospital on life support, would the last guy you talked to come?
He'd be my brother... so of course he would.
How are you right now?
Tired. And wondering how long this is...
If someone wanted to tell you how they felt, would you listen?
Yeah sure why not.
What is one thing that you didn't like about your day today?
Losing to Gold Coast United 4-0.
Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today?
Nup
Last person you gave the finger to?
Is that the thumbs-up or the index finger wag or the rude finger? Uhh, I don't think I've ever given the finger to anyone. Although I do give many thumbs up. I gave one out on Friday.
Is it easy to annoy you?
Somewhat, I think. Although you should ask others.
Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
I love to see them try. It's never happened. Apparently I'm not worth being made jealous. Which is fun.
Does anyone have feelings for you?
I don't know, how about you ask the people?
Do you like when people play with your hair?
No, because it's annoying and they are in my personal space.
What are your favorite months?
July and November/December. July because it's my birthday and November/December because that's when school winds down and of course, Christmas presents!
What's your name?
Name name, or username? Arcadian Empire, duh. If you must know the RL name, I'm named after Bach. Now you can go and procrastinate and figure out whether it's Johann, or Sebastian! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Your phone is ringing at 3 A.M. What do you say?
I wouldn't wake up. How do I know? There was a surprise 'fire drill' at a hotel I was staying at, and I slept right through the alarm... I woke up in the middle of the lobby. Someone had carried me down... in my pyjamas. Not fun.
Are you wearing anything that belongs to someone else?
No, because I'm not cheap.
Who was the last person you shared a cigarette with?
I don't smoke.

+1 post count. Yay!

[Imperiatus]

whoa..this is long (+1 post count in...4 words xD excluding this)

[Simonian Emperor]

What in the world...?

+1 Post count

[Legionnaire]

How old are you?
Seven.
What's your problem?
Frosted butts.
If your boy/girlfriend cheated on you, would you want them to tell you?
Yes.
Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past week?
Yes.
Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?
Depends.
What are you looking forward to?
Ending this quiz.
Have you ever walked into something that was right in front of you?
Your mom.
How many photo's are on your computer?
About three fiddy.
What football team do you barrack for?
None.
How many different drinks have you had today?
Just water.
What made you mad/angry today?
Nothing yet.
Girls are bitches, am I right?
Sweeping generalizations - no.
Do you drive a car?
Like a chimp.
Is anyone over protective of you?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
What are you currently listening to?
A cat farting outside in the meadow.
First person you spoke to today?
Myself.
Where were you?
On Earth.
You've just walked in on your best friend having sex, what do you do?
Enjoy your STDs. Also, take pictures.
Did you sleep alone last night?
Feels good, man.
If you were in hospital on life support, would the last guy you talked to come?
No. Last girl, yes.
How are you right now?
Right now I'm roughly 75% water.
If someone wanted to tell you how they felt, would you listen?
Depends who it is.
What is one thing that you didn't like about your day today?
Nothing yet.
Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today?
I did.
Last person you gave the finger to?
Yo Mammy!
Is it easy to annoy you?
No.
Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
Yes.
Does anyone have feelings for you?
Yes.
Do you like when people play with your hair?
Depends.
What are your favorite months?
All of 'em.
What's your name?
Rick James.
Your phone is ringing at 3 A.M. What do you say?
Impossible, my phone is turned off at night.
Are you wearing anything that belongs to someone else?
I'm afraid that's classified.
Who was the last person you shared a cigarette with?
I don't suffer from oral fixation.

[Imperiatus]

Are you really 7? o_O

[Legionnaire]

Take a wild guess?

No, I'm not really seven; lol

[Ephemeral]

How old are you?
17
What's your problem?
I only get to choose one?
If your boy/girlfriend cheated on you, would you want them to tell you?
I'd hope they'd be kind enough to let me know at least, to save me wasting further time on them.
Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past week?
Nope.
Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?
Depends who I am fooling with
What are you looking forward to?
Going to sleep each evening/morning
Have you ever walked into something that was right in front of you?
An umbrella.
How many photo's are on your computer?
I CAN'T DENY THESE ALLEGATIONS
* Ephemeral runs away
What football team do you barrack for?
I am not fond of feet nor am I fond of balls.
How many different drinks have you had today?
A coke and about three glasses of mineral water
What made you mad/angry today?
Anabolic steroids.
Girls are bitches, am I right?
Depends on the time of the month.
Do you drive a car?
In my mind
Is anyone over protective of you?
Not that I am aware of
What are you currently listening to?
Younger Brother - Your Friends Are Scary
First person you spoke to today?
My father
Where were you?
In bed
You've just walked in on your best friend having sex, what do you do?
Giggle like a maniac, gyrate my hips before putting on a pair of sunglasses and screaming 'OH YEAH' in German at the top of my voice before walking calmly out the room
Did you sleep alone last night?
The walls and their conversations keep me company <3
If you were in hospital on life support, would the last guy you talked to come?
Probably not.
How are you right now?
Clean.
* Ephemeral twitches
If someone wanted to tell you how they felt, would you listen?
Would I have a choice?
What is one thing that you didn't like about your day today?
Waking up at 12
Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today?
Nope
Last person you gave the finger to?
My father - yeah, that's what you get when you turn Top Gear off for the news midway through the show you insufferable lout
Is it easy to annoy you?
Remarkably so.
Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
Ever so slightly.
Does anyone have feelings for you?
I know there is one, at least
Do you like when people play with your hair?
It honestly depends who the person is. Mostly no.
What are your favorite months?
March - perhaps the slowest month of the year, but the cold is delicious and I love the cold
What's your name?
You can call me.. Dave.
* Ephemeral puts on sunglasses
Your phone is ringing at 3 A.M. What do you say?
Something incoherent before sleep inertia wears off.
Are you wearing anything that belongs to someone else?
I guess not
Who was the last person you shared a cigarette with?
Your mother.
* Ephemeral puts on another pair of sunglasses over the existing ones

[ShadowPhoenix]

How old are you?
22
What's your problem?
At present, I'm jobless and my car doesn't run
If your boy/girlfriend cheated on you, would you want them to tell you?
Of course. Honesty is key to any relationship. And honestly, I'm probably still going to dump your ass.
Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past week?
I hope not, but I guess I could have a stalker or something.
Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?
Occasionally
What are you looking forward to?
Regaining a regular income.
Have you ever walked into something that was right in front of you?
No, but I walked into something that was immediately to my right. In my defense, I was talking to a cute girl at the time.
How many photo's are on your computer?
Photos of actual people? 30+. Pics in general? Around 6,000.
What football team do you barrack for?
American football is the only one I follow, and I support the Detroit Lions. Worst team in the league, I know, but when they finally win you can't accuse me of bandwagoning.
How many different drinks have you had today?
0. Just got up.
What made you mad/angry today?
Nothing yet, again I just got up.
Girls are bitches, am I right?
Some are, some aren't. I have yet to date any from this second category, but I hear it's nice.
Do you drive a car?
When it runs or I borrow one.
Is anyone over protective of you?
My dear mother, but that's ok.
What are you currently listening to?
The dehumidifier next to me.
First person you spoke to today?
Haven't spoken yet to anyone else. I said hi on IRC to Wenulu, if that counts.
Where were you?
Basement, on IRC
You've just walked in on your best friend having sex, what do you do?
Hm...I don't really have a best friend. I have 3 good friends, two of whom are women and would laugh if I asked to join in. The guy friend I'd probably just congratulate.
Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes.
If you were in hospital on life support, would the last guy you talked to come?
He would be the afore-mentioned good friend of mine, I've known him since kindergarten (17 years now). Yeah, he'd show.
How are you right now?
Bored.
If someone wanted to tell you how they felt, would you listen?
Yeah, I've done it before often enough.
What is one thing that you didn't like about your day today?
I woke up and wasn't mobbed by hot women and the lottery commission.
Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today?
Not yet
Last person you gave the finger to?
My sister.
Is it easy to annoy you?
It can be, if you hit the right buttons.
Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
It's fun, sometimes. Rest of the time, I don't care.
Does anyone have feelings for you?
If they do, they haven't told me.
Do you like when people play with your hair?
I'm bald, and normally don't have enough hair to play with anyway.
What are your favorite months?
June, April, and December. June is my birthday, April is generally the nicest spring-weather month, and December is Christmas.
What's your name?
ShadowPhoenix, of course. Real name is Matthew, you'll have to be my Facebook friend for me to give you the rest.
Your phone is ringing at 3 A.M. What do you say?
"Hello" is generally a good start. If it's important, I'll omit the fact that I just woke up. If it's just to chat, I'm throwing the phone across the room and going back to sleep.
Are you wearing anything that belongs to someone else?
Nope.
Who was the last person you shared a cigarette with?
I can't smoke. My throat closes up whenever I inhale even the slightest bit of it, makes it rather difficult to breathe. And I hear breathing is a good thing.

[Toga]

im not reading any of those.. wheres the porn?

[Simonian Emperor]

Originally Posted by Toga

im not reading any of those.. wheres my homework?