corrupt a wish!

[Xineoph]

Granted, but the constant surgeries leave you scarred and miserable.

[Emilia]

You forgot to make a wish!
I wish I had a better memory.

[fxb88]

granted but you remember only mundane stuff, like grocery lists etc.
i wish i could figure out how to create Elixir of life(alchemy)

[Emilia]

Granted, but the instructions are so complex and otherworldly that you don't know where to start from.

I wish I could read for longer durations without having headaches.

[Promethixian]

Granted, but in order to reduce the strain on the brain and avoid those headaches you don't form memories of anything you read.

I wish I had eternal youth and health.

[Emilia]

Granted, but people will forget your existence after the age of 80, they won't acknowledge your presence thereafter.

I wish to live a long and healthy life.

[Xineoph]

Granted, you are very healthy and long-living in the cubicle with nothing there but a single book which but a dictionary of French-English and nothing more.

I wish Black Friday was this weekend.

[Emilia]

Granted, but no one notices it and the celebrations never take place.

I wish I would fall ill less often.