King of the Hill

[Xineoph]

A few eons pass and all challengers were defeated and the hill was forgotten along with it. One day a humble peasant enters a cave complex where the hill once stood. He looks around and sees the gifts from past civilizations, the ones who worshipped it as a living God, the bodies of those who tried to fight it. The peasant did not understand what he was looking at, but did notice the bright-ish humanoid standing in the middle.

The humanoid responds:
Are you too here to try and take over the hill? You will not succeed. I was brought here by Katechon himself, I am a living star taken form of man. Just my will to enforce gravity shall destroy you.

The peasant stares at him for a few seconds and says:
I don't believe in gravity.

The robot cannot comprehend the sentence, dissipates into nothingness and the peasant takes over the hill and its treasures.

[Emilia]

I just outlive the old man. I'm the queen of the hill now.

[Tuttavilla]

Queens are not allowed here. That's a man only hill.
So, if there's no man around, I'm the actual King of the Hill... and you don't matter, Emilia

But I'm not a misogynist, we may cohexist.

[Emilia]

I had changed the rules after I became queen. I just forcefully remove you from the hill and reclaim it.

[Xineoph]

All humans regardless of sex are weak, says I, ID-10-TERMINATOR ROBOT

[Emilia]

I use sorcery to disassemble you into fragments so small that you won't heal yourself.

[Promethixian]

I eliminate all timelines in which everyone else on the hill doesn't spontaneously fall into the sky and rocket out of the solar system. I then walk on to the hill and enjoy my new found position as King of the Hill.

[Xineoph]

The Hill is not a timeline, the Hill is a destiny, and it is a destiny only for one, and that one will not be you.

"drags you, ties you to a ship and blasts you to ur anus*

[Emilia]

I teleport you away and create a magical barrier preventing anyone from coming to the hill.

[Xineoph]

Pah, magic is fake, nothing but smoke and mirrors. I smack your mirror barrier with my hammer and put the hill inside a volcano guarded by clones of superman.