The oldest person you've had sex with.

[Godly Hangover]

This thread is all about the oldest person you've had sex with (by years)

For example:
When I was 15, I had sex with a girl who was turning 19 in 3 months.

You don't even have to talk about your sex experience.

[Vanik Hardil]

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[Hymenbreach]

Late 40's when I was in my twenties. Youngest = 17 when I was 27 (but an old 17 and I asked her age after the event).

[afrey22]

I slept with a 14 year old when I was 15. So thats the youngest. The oldest comes with a story....

It was 2 years ago. I was 22 and just graduated college and moved to Houston. I go to a co-worker of mine's wedding. We get hammered and after the reception, we all go downtown to a club called Sammy's (live music type bar). I am shit-faced by the time we get in the car to drive there AND THEN the driver and I killed the 8th of Jack we had left.

We get to sammy's and within about 15 minutes of being there, a lady asked me to dance with her. It wasn't like "hey do you wanna dance" as much as it was like "you are dancing near me so I am going to grind on you." By the 3rd song, we're making out. By the 5th song, she asks if I want to come back to her place. I, of course, comply. We get outside and the valet gets her car. Tricked out BMW with all the goodies inside. This car was a 90k BMW minimum. We get to her MANSION and I start saying to myself "this chick has a husband and he is going to walk in and I am going to die." We get inside, she pours us both a glass of wine and we sit in her kitchen talking. She then asks my age. I tell her I was 22 and she laughs. I ask her what her age is... she's 45. Best looking 45 y/o EVAR! Fake hoo-ha's, rail thin, blonde, obviously botoxed. Fantasticly Fake. Then I ask what she does. She's the Director of Emergency Medicine at a local hospital. JACKPOT. She then tells me that she used to cheerlead for the Houston Oilers. To this day, I wonder if I can tell people that I slept with a NFL cheerleader? And if they ask what team, I can say "Houston."

Well to end the story, I wake up the next morning and she goes downstairs to make breakfast. It is at this point that I realize that the only clothes I have is my suit. So I put my suit back on and go downstairs. We eat a little, we talk a little, and then she has to drive me home because I don't have my car with me.

Now I left out a ton of details. But that is my story. Sorry for the length. Its one of my fav stories to tell.

[Hymenbreach]

Scored yourself a milf. Always good.

[afrey22]

Originally Posted by Hymenbreach

Scored yourself a milf. Always good.

She was old, but not a mom. She is older than my mom though. Odd

[King William IV]

Vanik your post was deleted, someone found it offensive and so it had to go.

[Hubb]

I was at a Bell Biv Devoe concert (seriously, no shit), and told some 25 year old I was 18 (I was 15). Bathroom sex in the Charleston Civic Center wasn't as cool as you think it would be....but it was sex nonetheless.

Yep, I said Bell Biv Devoe.

[Godly Hangover]

Originally Posted by Hubb

I was at a Bell Biv Devoe concert (seriously, no shit), and told some 25 year old I was 18 (I was 15). Bathroom sex in the Charleston Civic Center wasn't as cool as you think it would be....but it was sex nonetheless.

Yep, I said Bell Biv Devoe.

Nice one

Like I said, I had sex with a 19 year old when I was 15, but there is a catch. I was at my best friends birthday party and her boyfriend was there.