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Old 04-01-2013, 06:03 PM   #1
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Default King of the Hill

Here's a sorry waste of time, designed to rack up some posts.
I couldn't find it in the forums. If someone knows a dead thread please direct us there.
The rulez be simple, mon.
The last poster here is King of The Hill. You just have to drag the last person off the hill in the most humorously violent way you can. Anything within the terms of use is fair game. And it's "Road Runner/Coyote" rules too: people come back from the dead, often, and reclaim the hill.

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I am King of the Hill! First one! (Hoists his shotgun aloft.)

So kill me... If you can.
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Old 04-01-2013, 06:13 PM   #2
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I use my mod powers to drag you and your thread into the forum game area. Now I am king of the hill.
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Old 04-01-2013, 07:28 PM   #3
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I use the powers vested in me by the Grand and Mighty Duck kingdom to Duck you in the butt, repeatedly, until you fall off the hill. Now I am the King of the Hill.
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Old 04-01-2013, 07:33 PM   #4
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I bring the cartel controlled by Senor Staccs and give all your ducks drugs so that they're too high to defend you. I then have my cartel execute you in a very cartel-like way. I am now the king of the hill.
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Old 04-01-2013, 07:45 PM   #5
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I use the powers of necromancy which I have perfected over the past thousand years to necromance myself. I then summon the duck police (or dolice, who have been trained to resist the drugs of the Senor Staccs Cartel) to arrest you in the name of the duck law (also known as the daw). They cart you off and give you the death sentence in the duck court (aka dourt) and kill you by lethal injection. I am now the king of the hill.
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Old 04-01-2013, 09:00 PM   #6
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I eat some shrooms and a lot of strange things happen. 12 hours later I wake up covered in guts, blood and duck sauce, stripped naked on top of the hill. This probably means something bad has happened to ML and I am now King.
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Old 04-01-2013, 09:08 PM   #7
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I casually stroll to the top. I am now King of the Hill.
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Old 04-01-2013, 09:13 PM   #8
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I am Lord Necronomis. Your hill quivers with fear at my name, melting into the earth beneath it as a new hill forms under my feet.
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Old 04-01-2013, 09:33 PM   #9
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Embarrassingly, you lose your balance due to the shifting of the earth and fall off the hill.
I catch you. Our eyes meet. Frozen, we stare into each others souls for what must be an eternity.
I dropkick you to Scotland and take my rightful place on the Glorious Mound.
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Old 04-01-2013, 09:37 PM   #10
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With my incredible charm and handsome appearance, I succesfully woo and marry you. Several years after our Golden Anniversary you succumb to lung cancer. I inherit the hill and put up a memorial in your name, living out the rest of my twilight years longing to be reunited in heaven.
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