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04-01-2010, 02:30 AM | #1 | |
Dream Potato
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Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident
It is with a heavy heart that I announce our leader's incapacitation from relentless masturbation. Top men have stated it could take days, if not weeks, if not even months to separate flesh from sticky flesh. I ask all Legion members to due their duty by pulling double duty on their willy in memory of our great leader's little leader. Here is fapping at you kid.
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04-01-2010, 03:16 AM | #2 | |
The Legion's Resident Pikachu
Nation: Arcadian Empire Current Wars | Foreign Aid Discord name: Arcadian Join Date: Feb 2008
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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident
I blame Midas.
Midas
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04-01-2010, 04:12 AM | #3 | |
Legion's Pirate
Nation: Haven Republic Current Wars | Foreign Aid Discord name: I hate IRC Alliance: ES/Gondor/Legion/Noon Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Reynoldsburg,Ohio
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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident
Does that mean we have no ruler now.... Or do we have one that has a medical problem now..
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04-01-2010, 04:16 AM | #4 | |||
Dinky Doo
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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident
ouch he will probably out for months lol
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04-01-2010, 04:25 AM | #5 | |
Xineoph wuz here and hates you!
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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident
Clearly this an April fools joke, Hubb could masturbate until the end of time if needs be. This is why he leads
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04-01-2010, 04:27 AM | #6 | |||
Veteran Financial Despot
Nation: Swiss Confederation Current Wars | Foreign Aid Discord name: David Ben-Gurion Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 10,920
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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident
His dick got caught in a plow, have some pity for fuck's sake...
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04-01-2010, 05:47 AM | #7 | |
Legion's Pirate
Nation: Haven Republic Current Wars | Foreign Aid Discord name: I hate IRC Alliance: ES/Gondor/Legion/Noon Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Reynoldsburg,Ohio
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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident
This is such a april fools joke.
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04-01-2010, 08:46 AM | #8 | |
Master of giantrobot
Nation: Ordos Majoris Current Wars | Foreign Aid Discord name: nonamemark Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Ireland
Posts: 2,875
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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident
All the poor lad needs is a reach around once in a while, his arm is fucked but his cock is as mighty as ever
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04-01-2010, 09:10 AM | #9 | |||
Behold the Neep!
Nation: Neepolito Harnilito Current Wars | Foreign Aid Discord name: VanikHardil Alliance: bjalbert Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Somewhere Over There *points*
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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident
lol.. win
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04-01-2010, 11:00 AM | #10 | |
Legion's Pirate
Nation: Haven Republic Current Wars | Foreign Aid Discord name: I hate IRC Alliance: ES/Gondor/Legion/Noon Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Reynoldsburg,Ohio
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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident
Very win like with a man of steel.
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