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04-01-2010, 02:30 AM

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Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident

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It is with a heavy heart that I announce our leader's incapacitation from relentless masturbation. Top men have stated it could take days, if not weeks, if not even months to separate flesh from sticky flesh.

I ask all Legion members to due their duty by pulling double duty on their willy in memory of our great leader's little leader.

Here is fapping at you kid.

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04-01-2010, 03:16 AM

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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident

I blame Midas.

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04-01-2010, 04:12 AM

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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident

Does that mean we have no ruler now.... Or do we have one that has a medical problem now..

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04-01-2010, 04:16 AM

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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident

ouch he will probably out for months lol

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04-01-2010, 04:25 AM

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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident

Clearly this an April fools joke, Hubb could masturbate until the end of time if needs be. This is why he leads

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04-01-2010, 04:27 AM

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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident

His dick got caught in a plow, have some pity for fuck's sake...

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04-01-2010, 05:47 AM

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This is such a april fools joke.

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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident

All the poor lad needs is a reach around once in a while, his arm is fucked but his cock is as mighty as ever

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Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident

lol.. win

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04-01-2010, 11:00 AM

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Very win like with a man of steel.

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