all these F***ing Spiders in my house!

[Allant]

Why are there so many goddamn spiders in my house!!!!! I sleep on the floor most of the time and this little fucker sprints out from under the door in my closet and beelines it for me. Now i see them everywhere.

Can you purchase wasps somewhere? I have ever had a problem with them and they can be my goddamn roommates or god or whatever as long as they kill all these goddamn spiders!

[tom the pit leader]

There are only two spiders that bite people in the US. Otherwise, as bad as they look, you should let them be.

I know all about giant, scary looking spiders in the house, but they're not too bad.

[mojo882]

buy a bed

[Mister Mister]

I hear you, I have a plague of my own.
I cant set a foot in my backyard without stepping into a slimy slug,fucking disgusting.

[Lord Emperor Clot]

Ew.
Spiders need food, probably bugs of the flying variety.
Bug spray or a zapper will remove the food supply, and a good cobweb hunt will temporarily get rid of the way they catch things. They'll move on if you're consistent.

[Hasc]

I have a sign at the door that says "spiders not allowed". It doesn't work.

[Staccs]

Originally Posted by Hasc

I have a sign at the door that says "spiders not allowed". It doesn't work.

[Allant]

Originally Posted by tom the pit leader

There are only two spiders that bite people in the US.

False good sir, 2 dangerous ones but they are not the only 2 that bite. I remember waking up (in a bed) once in high-school to see a red-faced loathsome $!%# biting into my arm. I dont even care if they dont bite. No touching, no walking on me, just no.

Originally Posted by Mister Mister

I hear you, I have a plague of my own.
I cant set a foot in my backyard without stepping into a slimy slug,fucking disgusting.

I will be sending barrels of salt immediately, slugs suck.

Originally Posted by Hasc

I have a sign at the door that says "spiders not allowed". It doesn't work.

[Patrick MacFarlane]

Burn your house down and start over

[totem]

Originally Posted by Patrick MacFarlane

Burn your house down and start over

then move to Australia

they dont have spiders there