Last Person to post here Wins!!

[Emilia]

Interesting

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not very

[Emilia]

Ok

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how many sons donald duck has?i ask again how many sons donald duck has? answer you swine! -three? Hans shoot this mans knee caps!
to the next room
how many sons donald duck has? -three? Hans shoot this mans elbows
to the next room
how many sons donald duck has? -none?
hans give this man Scrooge McDuck's first coin and release him!

[Emilia]

haha

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odeleggelse og undergang

[Emilia]

Xineoph still hasn't replied, maybe he didn't see my text?

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maybe he wants you to do the work?

[Emilia]

That sounds like something he would do? Maybe.

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could be yea
there is this old grey hag who asks her magic mirror , Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? mirror replies
“Someone else, O Queen, is the fairest of them all.”
furious hag asks who is it, mirror replies i cannot tell you for our union contract forbids it
hag threatens the mirror, fine you shitbucket i'll take my clothes off, mirror responds fine you hag! i'll tell you
mirror tells the hag that it's megan fox from south east, hag asks what kind of fuckery is this? how a fox could be fairer than i?
mirror explains that it's actually a human female. furious hag sends her troops to retrieve this fox person, troops fear for they imagine it's somesort of monster half human half fox
troops find the woman and bring her to the castle, hag takes here to her torturing chamber dungeon. screams are heard for days all day all night, the hag eventually releases her
fox feels the sun for the first time in days, she cannot see the sun because hag plugged her eyes off
hag asks once again the mirror, Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? mirror responds, the old grey hag of the castle is the fairest of them all
hag gets offended goes behind a curtain, jumps back to the mirror naked, mirror shatters
after this incident the union of magic mirrors starts training their recruits to withstand this kind of horrors