It's incidents like these that make me know I'm not that crazy

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Arcadian Empire

No Locke, I'm not homosexual...

It would explain a lot, tbh.

[Arcadian Empire]

Though it wouldn't explain the 1000 pages I've written that pine over a woman

[Chris Mctav]

Originally Posted by Arcadian Empire

Though it wouldn't explain the 1000 pages I've written that pine over a woman

it could all just be you hiding your real feelings its just a thought and don't shoot the messenger

[Arcadian Empire]

But I'm not proving anything to you guys. No one ever called me gay and then I wrote the 1000 pages in response to that.

I did it under my own free will which obviously skews the tendency to the option on the dichotomy that says I'm not homosexual.

[Chris Mctav]

I'll ponder it

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Arcadian Empire

Though it wouldn't explain the 1000 pages I've written that pine over a woman

I...I hope that's not literal.

If so, I must borrow from CN vernacular and say you should Do Something About It™.

Perhaps you need me to coach you; not the first time I've offered my services to promising young ones.

[Arcadian Empire]

Seriously, I've written over 1000 pages on one girl.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Arcadian Empire

Seriously, I've written over 1000 pages on one girl.

You need help, son.

On that note, what are your thoughts on pegging?

[Arcadian Empire]

What is pegging...?

[Zyvexal]

Originally Posted by Arcadian Empire

Though it wouldn't explain the 1000 pages I've written that pine over a woman

Actually, it totally would explain why you keep making moronically complicated plans to approach her and ignore all advice when other people suggest much simpler and less likely to fail ones. Thus, we can assume that deep down, you DON'T want to approach her, and since she's the only woman you seem to take interest of, you are gay.