Last Person To Post here can PUNCH ME THE FACE

[Emilia]

I joined this thread to talk with others. But, you joined this thread to punch someone, didn't you?

[fxb88]

i don't remember most likely to punch, and i will one day get to do that. i will find the op and punch his teeth to the orbit

[Emilia]

Even if the forum is closing tomorrow?

[fxb88]

if my post is the last one then yes

[Emilia]

You sound quite uncertain, do you perhaps think that I'm a difficult opponent to win against? I'm definitely not hurting anyone even if I win this, so you might want to prevent this opportunity from slipping away.

[fxb88]

it depends on who has the power to lock threads, if it's one of your friends then i will definitely lose

[Emilia]

Eh, friends? They're all like co-workers. I'm all alone in this competition. Don't tell me that you didn't know that I hold the technical permissions to close this thread by myself. However, nobody closes this thread despite having the permissions to do so. The victor will be decided by some random event like the forums closing, I guess? It all comes down to luck. Are you a lucky person, fxb?

[fxb88]

very lucky....

[Emilia]

I don't consider myself as a lucky person either.

[fxb88]

i guess i could have died multiple times from drugs and/or booze but that doesn't count and i won 2k once from a 2€ lottery ticket i don't know what they are really called, the ones which you scratch. also survived massive head injury/coma i guess i am somewhat lucky but i feel the opposite might be more true