"If you have a society that allows utter retards to procreate, your society is not working" -- Arcadian Empire

[tom the pit leader]

Does a girlfriend who gives you all three of her orifices deserve 3 times the respect?

WOW.

There is a chance, maybe, somewhere at sometime in the world with some girl where the answer to this question might possibly be yes.

But I'm thinking no.

[Steven Hawkings]

lol To me it seems you need the ask half of those questions you should stick to the blow up type.

[Zyvexal]

What should I cook for my vegetarian girlfriend?

Tofu!!!!

How do I get my girlfriend to wear pantyhose while we have sex?

you beat her senseless, put some pantyhose on her, wake her up and blindfold her while having sex. Done, simple.

Or you can get her to wear pantyhose one day, and then have sex her before she can take it off. Yay.

[tom the pit leader]

What should I cook for my vegetarian girlfriend?

terri schiavo

[IronsightSniper]

After reading all these posts made by American teenagers, it makes me want to weep.

[Arcadian Empire]

Izu, the guy is an idiot - its pretty obvious when a girl is faking. I would think.

You just have to analyse her facial expression really well, "Is she truly happy?", "Is she liking it?", "Does her noise seem half-hearted?", "Is her body language expressing to me she is having a good time?" - and if she is such a good actor, there are physical signs you can see to prove if she is faking it. I won't go into those here.

I read about it! In a book.

[Izubibbywutz]

Originally Posted by Arcadian Empire

Izu, the guy is an idiot - its pretty obvious when a girl is faking. I would think.

You just have to analyse her facial expression really well, "Is she truly happy?", "Is she liking it?", "Does her noise seem half-hearted?", "Is her body language expressing to me she is having a good time?" - and if she is such a good actor, there are physical signs you can see to prove if she is faking it. I won't go into those here.

I read about it! In a book.

arcadian,as much as you read books its never quite true until the deed is done......