[Lord Emperor Clot]

Here's a sorry waste of time, designed to rack up some posts.
I couldn't find it in the forums. If someone knows a dead thread please direct us there.
The rulez be simple, mon.
The last poster here is King of The Hill. You just have to drag the last person off the hill in the most humorously violent way you can. Anything within the terms of use is fair game. And it's "Road Runner/Coyote" rules too: people come back from the dead, often, and reclaim the hill.

So

I am King of the Hill! First one! (Hoists his shotgun aloft.)

So kill me... If you can.