Do you know who I am? I know who you are. I knew you when you were little. Do you know who this is? I'm the stalker that stalks you in the night! Nah, I'm not a creeper, but I do know you. (and Immerael, don't you dare tell him who I am!)
Scratch the whole tech deal thing you found it yourself. Should have you set up rather soon. It helps if you stay active on the forums because they know to get you in one and your less likely to bail.