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Old 05-12-2017, 12:54 AM   #1
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So there I was a nine day old babe inna woods if you will, full of wonder and excitement! As I leisurely strolled across the plains of my nation I looked out upon my people and everything was good.

But it was not to be...

From under the cover of ferrum darkness missiles rained down up Strana Mechty and her boarders encroached by the fearsome howls of Fe HackSlash






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You lost 845 soldiers and 77 tanks. You killed 242 soldiers and 14 tanks. Their forces looted $27,918.73 from you and you gained $0.00.

In the end the battle was a slaughter to be spoken of in shame.
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You lost 919 soldiers and 272 tanks. You killed 263 soldiers and 14 tanks. Their forces looted $23,800.27 from you and you gained $0.00.

In the end the battle was an astounding defeat, your ancestors weep!



With complete panic awesome confidence we my friends are off to war




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Old 05-12-2017, 09:56 AM   #2
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Old 05-12-2017, 02:47 PM   #3
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17:30 Situation Report:




The 4th highest ranked* member of the A Team Alliance has attacked me.... he is 1k with nukes. I am the staggered!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

Tell my dog that I love him and the begginstrips are in the cabinet.




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Old 05-12-2017, 04:34 PM   #4
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Young'un, you're fighting with 3 g-camps, 2 banks, and DEFCON 5? Let's all say it together... Read the war guides!
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Old 05-12-2017, 09:36 PM   #5
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Young'un, you're fighting with 3 g-camps, 2 banks, and DEFCON 5? Let's all say it together... Read the war guides!
lol, young'un.. spy ops will cause a mandatory DEFCON change and I am sitting at -2 improvement slots after the first salvo of attacks, you can only fix so much and removing the last two banks would not benefit anything. But I will take your suggestion and read the war guides


NOW ON WITH THE SAGA!
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:13 PM   #6
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Captions Log: zero dark oh seven...



Cruise Missiles wreck the battle field, followed by bombing raids....why is it always bombing raids. The fierce army of Strana Mechty fights on screaming into the abyss after wave and wave of our enemy floods into our territory. 12k casualties in 10 days, war has cost our people their very souls....

When from west the war cry of toddlers carried by the backs of Valkyries themselves, a daring plan is put into place. A night time attack, when napping should be taken place!

..and so we charge!



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You lost 2,489 soldiers and 209 tanks. You killed 1,283 soldiers and 147 tanks. Their forces razed 9.273 miles of your land, stole 5.011 technology, and destroyed 20.045 infrastructure. Their forces looted $998,227.51 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.
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You lost 326 soldiers and 75 tanks. You killed 93 soldiers and 47 tanks. Their forces razed 8.905 miles of your land, stole 5.014 technology, and destroyed 20.055 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.
Everything went better than expected!
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Old 05-13-2017, 10:40 AM   #7
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Subject: War Declared!

Message: War has been declared on you by General Kanabis for the following reason: Financial Assistance

You may access your War & Battles screen to view and manage this war.

Obviously this means he intends to give me financial assistance right? guys?

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lol, young'un.. spy ops will cause a mandatory DEFCON change and I am sitting at -2 improvement slots after the first salvo of attacks, you can only fix so much and removing the last two banks would not benefit anything. But I will take your suggestion and read the war guides


NOW ON WITH THE SAGA!
Behold! I have been mooned.
Sometimes, well, conventional wisdom is toss-able. Seriously. Get yourself some aid, rebuy a ton of infra, and get your 5 g-camps.
Or... just turtle.
Whatever.

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Old 05-14-2017, 01:45 AM   #9
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Situation report: Cigar & Brandy

Strana Mechty is getting hammered harder than a cheerleader after home coming... and loving every minute of it. With a third nation (with nukes) declaring war it is time to batten down and focus fire on one nation and that lucky sum bitch is HackSlash!

As my soldiers lay strewn on the battlefield yet another attack is launched against me...

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Message: You have been attacked by HackSlash.

You lost 234 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 819 soldiers and 36 tanks. Their forces razed 16.687 miles of your land, stole 0.912 technology, and destroyed 20.224 infrastructure. Their forces looted $24,119.47 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Defeat, you suck at this game.


You can not see it anymore... but in the lower left hand corner there was family owned business. Betty's Bunny Bounce Boutique a place where like minded individuals could come and rest their minds and ease their bodies.

They blew it up.... THEY BLEW UP OUR BROTHEL!!!

This will not stand!

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Message: You have been attacked by HackSlash.

You lost 644 soldiers and 96 tanks. You killed 1,575 soldiers and 400 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $1,029,238.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Victory,
But that is not enough, Betty would have want more... and so tonight I dine on the abandoned equipment of my enemy!

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Tzar Kerensky has touched your butt:

You lost 2,565 soldiers and 513 tanks. You killed 1,304 soldiers and 18 tanks. Their forces razed 9.208 miles of your land, stole 5.009 technology, and destroyed 20.034 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

You did not like it.
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Tzar Kerensky has touched you where you pee:

You lost 630 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 225 soldiers and 141 tanks. Their forces razed 8.844 miles of your land, stole 5.011 technology, and destroyed 20.044 infrastructure. Their forces looted $777,565.32 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

You may want to call the police...

In Closing!


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Old 05-14-2017, 09:44 AM   #10
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The victory of defeat:

My nation is small outmatched and less than two weeks old, these guys kinda suck for being so much larger than me, and this was a quarantined attack:

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Message: You have been attacked by General Kanabis.

You lost 929 soldiers and 99 tanks. You killed 1,502 soldiers and 163 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $891,179.74 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Victory.
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Message: You have been attacked by General Kanabis.

You lost 1,024 soldiers and 135 tanks. You killed 293 soldiers and 60 tanks. Their forces razed 16.675 miles of your land, stole 1.367 technology, and destroyed 20.144 infrastructure. Their forces looted $186,074.47 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Defeat.
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essage: You have been attacked by PaultheWall.

You lost 1,055 soldiers and 78 tanks. You killed 2,187 soldiers and 568 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $77,298.73 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Victory.
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Message: You have been attacked by PaultheWall.

You lost 1,629 soldiers and 166 tanks. You killed 711 soldiers and 0 tanks. Their forces razed 15.983 miles of your land, stole 1.153 technology, and destroyed 20.118 infrastructure. Their forces looted $18,715.64 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Defeat.

I must have really pissed them off to waste a nuke on me!

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Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by PaultheWall. You lost 1044 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 12 cruise missiles, 154.374 miles of land, 7.190 technology, 173.538 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.
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