Zombie Thread

[Kivan]

Originally Posted by IronsightSniper

The first things we'd eat? lol come on bitermer, what else is chef boyardee good for

for something that resembles food, that can be cooked and eaten in less then 7 mins

[Manoka]

I am plan on being a zombie for much of the zombie Apocalypse.

It's sad but true.

[Overlord Kerst]

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/30...zombie-attack/

http://www.njherald.com/story/186475...-flesh-at-cops

Two zombie-ish stories in one week! The second one was just a few dozen miles from where I live! Guess you guys will all get your chance soon

[Manoka]

Originally Posted by Overlord Kerst

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/30...zombie-attack/

http://www.njherald.com/story/186475...-flesh-at-cops

Two zombie-ish stories in one week! The second one was just a few dozen miles from where I live! Guess you guys will all get your chance soon

O_O;

[Kaliban]

Zombie Apocalypse: CDC Denies Existence Of Zombies Despite Cannibal Incidents

The horrific face-eating arrest in Miami and several other seemingly subhuman acts has many people wondering what’s behind this flesh-munching wave of terror.
A zombie apocalypse, however, is not what we should be worried about, at least according to the federal government.
Over the years the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has released a couple of tongue-in-cheek “zombie warnings,” which really are just disaster-preparedness stunts. But on Thursday, the agency made it official: Zombies don’t exist.
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” wrote agency spokesman David Daigle in an email to The Huffington Post.
Nevertheless, recent incidents in which humans reportedly ate human flesh have the Internet in a firestorm, with “zombie apocalypse” being Google’s third most popular search term by Friday morning.
The zombie craze seemed to start with an attack in Miami on Saturday, when Rudy Eugene, 31, was killed by cops while in the process of eating almost the entirety of a homeless man’s face off. The victim, Ronald Poppo, miraculously survived, but doctors are having a hard time figuring out how to put his face back together.

ZOM-BIE: n. also ZOM-BIES pl. 1. An animated corpse that feeds on living human flesh. 2. A voodoo spell that raises the dead. 3. A Voodoo snake god. 4. One who moves or acts in a daze “like a zombie.” [a word of West African origin] – Max Brooks, “The Zombie Survival Guide”

Then, on Tuesday, 21-year-old Alexander Kinyua of Maryland allegedly admitted to dismembering his roommate and then eating his heart and brain.
Cops in Canada are also searching for a low-budget porn actor who allegedly killed a young man with an ice pick, dismembered the body and then raped and ate flesh from the corpse. Luka Rocco Magnotta is being hunted after he allegedly mailed some of the body parts to Ottawa. He’s also accused of killing cats on video and posting the footage online.
Gawker fingered a “mysterious rash” breakout at a high school in Hollywood and other parts of Florida — which hazmat and disease control teams still can’t explain — as further proof that zombies are taking over.
Zombie-like characteristics have been confirmed in the animal kingdom, just not in humans. A newfound fungus in a Brazilian rain forest — called Ophiocordyceps camponoti-balzani — is known to infect an ant, take over its brain so as to move the body to a good location for growth, and then kill the insect.
Yet Daigle dismissed “fictional viruses” like Ataxic Neurodegenrative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome, noting that other triggers have been alleged to cause zombie-like symptoms.
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[Larajoseph]

Starting to get scary out there, but I still don't believe in zombies.

[Kivan]

Originally Posted by Larajoseph

Starting to get scary out there, but I still don't believe in zombies.

well you're first on the buffet line.

good luck

[Los Estados Del Sur]

Everyone loves Zombies, but they are highly unlikely, the risk of an actual outbreak is under .3%, pandemic diseases is what is serious.

[Kivan]

Originally Posted by Los Estados Del Sur

Everyone loves Zombies, but they are highly unlikely, the risk of an actual outbreak is under .3%, pandemic diseases is what is serious.

I'm infected by the virus known as Legion.

I'll live through a nuclear blast now.

[tom the pit leader]

IT'S HAPPENING!!!