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01-09-2019, 05:25 PM | #1 | |
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An indecent proposal
This just happened in my home country of Clotvania.
One of our government leaders suggested that instead of building a wall around Clotvania, we should line it with landfills. Some people who hate our neighbors actually liked the idea. We'll let you know if anything comes of it. I am seriously wondering what to do. Of course it would help if half of my cabinet didn't have Aspergers' syndrome...
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01-10-2019, 03:56 AM | #2 | ||
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Re: An indecent proposal
Tbh, that's pretty funny.
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01-11-2019, 04:00 AM | #3 | |
Boop boop diddum daddum waddum choo
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Re: An indecent proposal
Why do you want a wall in the first place?
1) To keep the Clotvanians in 2) To keep the neighbors out 3) As a monument to praise the Great Leader
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01-11-2019, 04:38 AM | #4 | |
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Re: An indecent proposal
I think they are getting tired of all my monuments, and sometimes the gov't secretly hopes the population will just up and leave, so there's that. I guess I would have to vote xenophobia.
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01-11-2019, 05:54 PM | #5 | |
Nation: Kamaroon Current Wars | Foreign Aid Discord name: mirin.kamar Join Date: Apr 2018
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Re: An indecent proposal
Lol
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02-16-2019, 06:29 PM | #6 | |
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Re: An indecent proposal
Well I can tell you that the proposal has made the "Clotvanian Landfill Operators' Teamsters" union deliriously happy because it would mean every garbage man (sorry, "refuse control technician") would be set for life. Thing is we don't have enough of these guys to pull off the plan. So, who knows what will happen? It has captured the nation's attention recently, however.
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02-19-2019, 09:07 AM | #7 | |
Re: An indecent proposal
May I instead propose you buy a fleet of Tidewater's domestic built tanks, the F-3 Lion, and ring the nation with them.
All Legionnaires get a 5% discount.
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02-22-2019, 07:42 PM | #8 | |
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Re: An indecent proposal
Can we rig a trailer hitch on this model? Will it haul? Interesting... we could draft people into a new "Armored Garbage Cav." Might appeal to the nation's young people.
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02-23-2019, 05:50 AM | #9 | |
Boop boop diddum daddum waddum choo
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Re: An indecent proposal
The landfills may attract the dumpster diving population from the neighbors. Your new security force would be Border Seals or just BS.
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02-24-2019, 07:35 PM | #10 | |
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Re: An indecent proposal
Eww. Illegal Alien trash divers? Perish the thought!
This is getting complicated. We would probably have to unionize the "BS" force in any case. To keep the garbage union happy, that is. I will pass this along to those involved in this policy decision. I guess we could always burn the tires to keep the trash diving aliens at bay. Hmm...
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