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Old 10-23-2012, 10:44 AM   #1
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Default No joke thread on a forum?

There should be a law against exactly that.

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Nothing, he just waved.

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Old 10-23-2012, 03:45 PM   #2
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I thought my forum was the joke forum D:

So if a train is traveling 150 miles per hour this way, and another one 200 miles that way, on a 200 mile stretch of track, at what point, will you find, the price of eggs, in China?
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:49 AM   #3
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What is the TF2 spy's last favorite area of the grocery store?

The pie-row!
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Old 11-16-2012, 02:37 PM   #4
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That was great xD
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:17 PM   #5
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You can catch more flies with honey.

But you can catch more honey's when you're fly.
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Old 07-28-2022, 11:28 PM   #6
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Quote:
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There should be a law against exactly that.

What did the one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, he just waved.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a psychopathic serial killer
Your Jokes fucking suck.
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Old 07-29-2022, 04:42 AM   #7
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Default Re: No joke thread on a forum?

and here I thought it was because 7 8 9...
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Old 07-29-2022, 05:30 AM   #8
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Default Re: No joke thread on a forum?

While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off. A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish.
The man replys, "What about three?" The genie retorts " Look pal, I'm in a hurry, I've been cooped up in that damn lamp for. . ."
"OK, alright" the guy responds.
"Tell you what, I'm tired of paying for airplane tickets to Hawaii.
I'd like you to build a bridge from California to Hawaii."
This pisses the genie off.
He screams, "Hey, this isn't the movies. Your wish has to be practical."
"Do you know the engineering it would take to design that, the materials it would take, you'd have to compensate for plate tectonics, the continental shelf. . ."
"Geez" the guy responds, "Well, I'd really like to understand women."
The genie responds "Did you want two lanes or four?"
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Old 07-30-2022, 06:44 PM   #9
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and here I thought it was because 7 8 9...
Same here...
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Old 07-30-2022, 09:00 PM   #10
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Default Re: No joke thread on a forum?

not exactly a joke but
It's like the italian under torture. Afterwards he was asked why he didn't confess. He replied, "I tried but my hands were tied behind my back.
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