An Announcement from The Broviet Union

[Nedved I]

Yesterday the Union of Broviet Broscialist Republics has declared war on another nation at the behest of it's ally The Legion.

When interviewed, chairman of the Broviet Union Brosef Stalin (pictured below) had this to say.

"So I was playing Call of Duty with some of my General Staff bros on 360 talking about the means of production and the struggle of the proletariat and shit, when I got a text saying my bros in The Legion were getting ready to throw down so I was like, 'LETS FUCKING DO THIS BRO!' So then I popped my polo shirts collar and put on a new pair of cargo khaki shorts and rolled out."

Pictured: The Broviet Unions to highest ranking military figures.
Field Marshall's, John Dieter and Kyle Kettle plan for the coming war.

[Tzar Rob]

Cargo shorts are not bro

[Jessiebell]

.....WOW....
..........Just..........
.............WOW..........

....though we do always appreciate those who are willing to "throw down" with us!

[justavictim82]

Will the Soldiers of the Broviet Union be killing all males and pillaging the women? or vise versa?

[Jessiebell]

Originally Posted by justavictim82

Will the Soldiers of the Broviet Union be killing all males and pillaging the women? or vise versa?

From the looks of it .....I'd go with option 2!

[Nedved I]

Originally Posted by Tzar Rob

Cargo shorts are not bro

I disagree, the official uniform of the Broviet Union armed forces is as follows:
New York Yankees Baseball cap.
Red Polo Shirt (Dark Blue for Navy, Sky Blue for air force, Green for Marine corp.)
Cargo Shorts
Ankle Socks
Abercrombie and Fitch thong sandals

[Tzar Rob]

I see what you did there.

[Nedved I]

Originally Posted by justavictim82

Will the Soldiers of the Broviet Union be killing all males and pillaging the women? or vise versa?

The official Stance of the Broviet union is "Woah were not like that bro, not that we have a problem with it, were just not like that, now let's play beer pong."

[justavictim82]

Originally Posted by Nedved I

The official Stance of the Broviet union is "Woah were not like that bro, not that we have a problem with it, were just not like that, now let's play beer pong."

My offical response is 'woah dude... we do some crazy shit after a long night of beer pong'

[Nedved I]

Originally Posted by justavictim82

My offical response is 'woah dude... we do some crazy shit after a long night of beer pong'

'I know dude I learned how to make an Irish car bomb, I'm going to try it out.'