Zombie Thread

[Kaliban]

Originally Posted by Nedved I

The chinese will just be a big fleshy buffet.

Good one

[Nedved I]

Seriously, In fact China and the Indian subcontinent may give the rest of the world some much needed preparation time.

[Feibelman]

Originally Posted by Kaliban

Good one

The Chinese outbreaks in Gongdong Province and New Dachang are both very well documented Zombie attacks.

[Megamind]

Originally Posted by Nedved I

Well which do you want to hear.

The zombie one obviously!

[Alexander Kerensky]

There have been unsubstantiated rumors that the Zombie virus can be spread by mosquito?

[Nedved I]

Originally Posted by Megamind

The zombie one obviously!

Seeing as I live in Iowa, I use the Rocky Mountain and Mississippi River as time buffers to allow winter to set in, During the winter I make my way to Canada/Alaska.

[Feibelman]

Originally Posted by Alexander Kerensky

There have been unsubstantiated rumors that the Zombie virus can be spread by mosquito?

Mosquitoes won't bite Zombies. Furthermore, a Zombies blood coagulates over time, in effect leaving them unbiteable.

[The Corporal]

Originally Posted by Kaliban

Ok..i'm going out and buying the Zombie survival guide TODAY!!

Good man! Forewarned is forearmed.

My current zombie plan isn't great - I just don't have the resources to mount a full-scale zombie plan - but it involves packing up my guns/ammo, packing all the non-perishable food I have into the car, and driving to my parents' house in northern Wisconsin. I could spend the winter there before escaping to either Isle Royale or one of the Apostle Islands...

[Feibelman]

How to Modify Your Home

In the event of a Zombie attack, laying low for the duration is not necessarly a bad idea. However, we must look at several factors first. Apartment buildings are not suitable. Too many people, too many entrances. The first step in fortifying your home is building a tall concrete wall, with steel reinforcements, surrounding your home. The wall should be at least 10 feet high. Barbed wire is unnecessary as Zombies do not feel pain. The second step is to take an axe to any stair ways leading into your home. Do NOT attempt to burn them down. That method has led to the fruitless destruction of many homes, what appears to be a time saver turns into a death sentence. Reinforce all doors, cover all windows. Yes, as long as the Zombie has eye balls, it can see. They will rot out eventually. A zombie can also hear, so sound proofing your home will be necessary.

You will need to stockpile enough food to last for years. You will need as much water as you can possibly store. You will need a radio and a pair of headphones to listen to it. Keeping abreast of news is not only a great way to stay informed, it will also maintain your sanity. Many people who have had the perfect fortress have committed suicide due to the incessant groaning outside their homes. It is nonstop, 24/7. Mental health is just as important as physical health. Speaking of physical health, you will have to maintain a work out regiment inside your home. Push ups, crunches, pull ups. In the event that you need to abandon your home, you need to be able to move quickly.

Keep a pack ready to go at the door with your weapon. If you need to get out of your fortress, you will be already packed.


Most importantly, if you plan on waiting out the Zombie threat, use the time productively. You could be in hiding for years. Learn a new language, learn new skills, draw, write, invent, create.

[SiCkO]

My zombie plan is simple:

get to NASA and head on a space ship out of here!