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Old 04-01-2010, 02:30 AM   #1
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Default Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident


It is with a heavy heart that I announce our leader's incapacitation from relentless masturbation. Top men have stated it could take days, if not weeks, if not even months to separate flesh from sticky flesh.

I ask all Legion members to due their duty by pulling double duty on their willy in memory of our great leader's little leader.

Here is fapping at you kid.

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Old 04-01-2010, 03:16 AM   #2
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Default Re: Hubb disabled in freak fapping accident
I blame Midas.

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Old 04-01-2010, 04:12 AM   #3
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Does that mean we have no ruler now.... Or do we have one that has a medical problem now..
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:16 AM   #4
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ouch he will probably out for months lol
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:25 AM   #5
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Clearly this an April fools joke, Hubb could masturbate until the end of time if needs be. This is why he leads
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:27 AM   #6
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His dick got caught in a plow, have some pity for fuck's sake...
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Old 04-01-2010, 05:47 AM   #7
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This is such a april fools joke.
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Old 04-01-2010, 08:46 AM   #8
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All the poor lad needs is a reach around once in a while, his arm is fucked but his cock is as mighty as ever

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Old 04-01-2010, 09:10 AM   #9
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lol.. win
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Very win like with a man of steel.
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