Official Quote Thread

[Woody]

[00:12] <wain> Sleepy, if I give you sex, will you shut up? e.e

[01:17] <Rakari> I totally fucked myself
[01:17] <Tirest[Legion]> Got it on tape?
[01:17] <Mogri> lol
[01:17] <slippy> Lmao
[01:17] <Woody> lol
[01:17] <Woody> rofl

[23:24] * Legionnaire666 is now known as Kyoteey

And thats all I could find for now... gogogogo

[Izubibbywutz]

wtfhax

[darkdemon1]

6[01:37] * darkdemon1 spams
01[01:37] <darkdemon1> spam
01[01:37] <darkdemon1> hai spam
03[01:37] * darkdemon1 is now known as spam
01[01:37] <spam> hi darkdemon1
03[01:37] * spam is now known as darkdemon1
01[01:37] <darkdemon1> how are you spam?
03[01:37] * darkdemon1 is now known as spam
01[01:37] <spam> im good darkdemon1, how are you?
[01:38] <ParkerBaby> phail...
1[01:38] <spam> fack
01[01:38] <spam> need to wait 20 sec
[01:38] <ParkerBaby> LOL
03[01:38] * spam is now known as darkdemon1

[ShadowPhoenix]

[20:17] * ShadowPhoenix smurfs everyone
[20:17] <SIWELCELA> it can only help us
-
[20:24] * Ayrrie smurfs SP

[ShadowPhoenix]

[22:37] <ParkerBaby> shooting people is more fun :)
[22:37] <ShadowPhoenix> Bare hands is
[22:37] <ParkerBaby> nu uh
[22:37] <ShadowPhoenix> shooting is faster and has more range
[22:37] <ParkerBaby> Barehands vs. Gun
[22:38] <joracy> Nothing like discussing the most fun way to murder people on irc ^_^

[totem]

[23:06] <01~Xineoph> Then the paranoia and fear of all balls came for the next long while
[23:06] <01+Midas|Legion> hard too
[23:06] <01+Midas|Legion> brb
[23:06] <01%totem> Xin, you're affraid of balls?
[23:06] <01~Xineoph> ..
[23:06] <01~Xineoph> pushing it.
[23:06] <01~Xineoph> :P
[23:07] <01%Lady_Aberdeen> O_O
[23:07] <01~Xineoph> I was afraid, 10 years later I had to play soccer as part of Gym class.
[23:07] <01%totem> damn, didnt bite ;P
[23:07] <01~Xineoph> I mostly was the guy tripping and stealing the ball
[23:07] <01%Lady_Aberdeen> Xin. How can you even look in the mirror :P
[23:07] <01~Xineoph> Apparently I'm a great ball thief.
[23:08] <01@Isaac_of_trek> heh
[23:08] <01%Lady_Aberdeen> lol
[23:08] <01@Isaac_of_trek> I played soccer
[23:08] <01%totem> yeah, thats how I played too
[23:08] <01@Isaac_of_trek> when I was like...6
[23:08] <01~Xineoph> I could grab balls, kick balls. No balls were safe with me.
[23:08] <01%Lady_Aberdeen> Stop it, I´m nearly falling from my chair laughing
[23:08] <01~Xineoph> From what?
[23:08] <01%totem> your experiance with balls probably
[23:09] <01~Xineoph> I used to play with Russians alot, those guy could handle the balls like no other.
[23:09] <01~Xineoph> I had to get real close to get it
[23:09] <01~Xineoph> They were angry if you tried to swipe their balls
[23:09] <01%Lady_Aberdeen> totem = 100% right
[23:09] <01@Isaac_of_trek> lol
[23:09] <01~Xineoph> Doesn't matter, they played with smaller balls anyways
[23:09] <01@Isaac_of_trek> I played baseball
[23:09] <01%totem> yeah, russians dont like it when you try to touch their balls
[23:09] <01~Xineoph> Ah, the profession of whacking balls with wood
[23:10] <01~Xineoph> what a noble sport
[23:10] <01%Lady_Aberdeen> rofl
[23:10] <01%totem> what about basketball?
[23:10] <01~Xineoph> If your lucky you can make it second base or higher.
[23:10] <01%Lady_Aberdeen> This is so funny
[23:10] <01~Xineoph> Disfigured big balls being handled by black men.....
[23:11] <01~Xineoph> wait...are we talking sports or something else, I lost track myself.
[23:11] <01~Xineoph> >_<
[23:11] <01~Xineoph> also, I just realized I have to do work anyways.
[23:12] <01@Isaac_of_trek> *no comment*
[23:12] <01~Xineoph> Isaac can take my place on this rather ballsy convo

[AzureShadow]

You cannot say no to a man.

[Imperial]

<Imperial> Isaac, horrible spelling :P
<Isaac_de_Trek> I'm on a loptop

[Arcadian Empire]

I forgot who posted this...but someone said to sig it:

Can't decom those tanks? That's okay...these CM's are good for decomming tanks.

[AzureShadow]

I can beat my meat.

[Arcadian Empire]

This one is gold...took from the BBs.

QUOTE (Kaiser @ Apr 14 2008, 07:35 PM)
I could, but I never would. I'm in the "don't want people to know I play Cn group"

Same here dude. I'm trying to get laid.

[Lincongrad]

Oh god. So true. Actually I almost had my girlfriend sign up, but she's used to my personality quirks. NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER KNOW.

[Woody]

[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrries's mom, has got it going on
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie's mom, has got it going on
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie's mom, has got it going on
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie's mom, has got it going on
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie can I come over
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> After schoo-oo-ol (after school)
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> We can hang around
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> by the poo-oo-ol (hang by the pool)
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Did your mom get back
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> from her business trip (business trip)
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Is she there?
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Or is she tryin to give me the slip (give me the slip)
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> You know I'm not the little boy
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> that I used to be
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> I'm all grown up now
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Baby can't you see?
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie's mom, has got it going on
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> She's all I want and I've waited for so long
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie can't you see? you're just not the girl for me
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> I know it might be wrong but,
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> I'm in love with Ayrrie's mom
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie's mom, has got it going on
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie's mom, has got it going on
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie do you remember
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> when I mowed your lawn (mowed your lawn)
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Your mom came out
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> With just a to-oo-owel on (towel on)
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> I could tell she liked me
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> From the way she stared (way she stared)
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> And the way she said
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> "you missed a spot over there" (spot over there)
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> And I know that you think its just a fantasy
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> But since your dad walked out
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> your mom could use a guy like me
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie's mom, has got it going on
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> She's all I want and I've waited for so long
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie can't you see?
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> You're just not the girl for me
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> I know it may be wrong but,
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> I'm in love with Ayrrie's mom
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie's mom has got it going on (shes got it going on)
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> She's all I want and I've waited for so long(ive waited and waited)
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie can't you see, You're just not the girl for me
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> I know it might be wrong, I'm in love with-
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> I'm in love with-
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Wait a minute
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> Ayrrie can't you see?
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> You're just not the girl for me
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> I know it might be wrong but
[16:38] <@Darth_Woody> I'm in love with Ayrrie's mom

[totem]

[01:20] <%Sandman_Q8> but some how i think god think its funny to have people in really hot country and for the hell of it give them a lot of body hair
[01:21] <%Klaus> He also finds it rather amusing that men last 4 minutes and women need ~15

[Longbowe]

[18:15] wain[busy]: LB is a girl
[18:16] wain[busy]: we do lesbian stuffs together <_<
---
[23:58] Longbowe: We have super duper fun lesbian times togethar
[23:58] wainy[trance]: XD
[23:58] wainy[trance]: That we do.
---
[16:06] wain[away]: YES LONGBOWE
[16:06] wain[away]: oh god


Ah the good ol' days

[Klaus von Ausburg]

<%Klaus> I cannout believe I got tricked into moving to white...
<%Klaus> @_@
<&Melidan> lol
<%Sandrock149> white?
<%Sandrock149> thers a whtie team?
<%Sandrock149> when did this happen?
<%Klaus> <_<
<%Klaus> A while ago
<%Klaus> I am surprised NoV didn't jump on it
<%Sandrock149> relli? lol
<%Klaus> You honestly didn't know about white?
<%Sandrock149> yea
<%Klaus> <_<
<%Klaus> >_>
<%Klaus> Does the "rock" in your name refer to your current ceiling?
<&Melidan> LMAO
<&Assarax[Legion_MoIA]> wow
* &Assarax[Legion_MoIA] throws white paint on Sandrock149 for effect

[ShadowPhoenix]

[20:40] * Kerlan has joined #*****
[20:40] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Kerlan
[20:40] <Izu> RAWRARW
[20:41] * Kerlan has quit IRC (Quit: )
[20:42] <ShadowPhoenix> damnit Izu, you keep scaring them off

[20:43] * Kerlan has joined #*****
[20:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Kerlan
[20:47] <Izu> RAWRARAWRWAR!
[20:47] * Kerlan has quit IRC (Quit: )
[20:48] <ShadowPhoenix> DAMNIT IZU, WHAT'D I SAY!!!

[darkdemon1]

[19:27] <Lickongrad> so konk
[19:27] <Lincangrad> lol
[19:27] <Lickongrad> do you want ************ or *************?
[19:27] <Lincangrad> this isnt konk
[19:27] <Lincangrad> lol
[19:27] <Lincangrad> DD
[19:27] <Lincangrad> check with dickdemon1
[19:28] <Lickongrad> what?
[19:28] <Lickongrad> what about him?
[19:28] <Lincangrad> im not konk
[19:28] <Lincangrad> u wanna see?
[19:28] <darkdemon1> its me
[19:28] <Lickongrad> oh, fail
[19:28] <darkdemon1> rofl!
[19:28] <Lickongrad> wow..

[Arcadian Empire]

Favourite toy?

My favourite toy is a small doll of myself. It's refreshing to play with yourself.

Oh God, what did I just say? :P

[Arcadian Empire]

:angry: Mods :angry:

Oh, wait I'm a mod.

Crud.

[Arcadian Empire]

whoever said "make love not war" obviously never held a machine gun in their hands. ;)

=)

[Iron Wolf]

By Totem?!?! I object strenuously!

[Arcadian Empire]

Sorry, my bad. Check it now.

[Konkrage]

<%KingWillIV> jesus
<%KingWillIV> a konkrage
<@konkrage> go away kingwill
<@konkrage> and your gun pr0n
<@konkrage> lol
<%KingWillIV> fine
* %KingWillIV leaves
* %KingWillIV (goblue4004@coldfront-71BB8F92.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has left #avelegio

[IronsightSniper]

Originally Posted by God
Hey PB, I heard the human body has 206 bones in your bodies, would you like 1 more in yah?

I think I just totally turned this into a rated X thread.
B)

[Arcadian Empire]

I don't get it. What...is he going to put in another earbone or something?

EDIT: How is this X-rated?

EDIT: EDIT: PM me about this...I still don't get it.

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: Errrr...why is this about PB?

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: I really don't get it.

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: I get what you mean...but, the penis is a muscle (if I remember correctly) not a bone.

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: jackyseto123 phails Science.

Edit: Edit: Edit: Edit: Edit: Edit: AE phails slang

[IronsightSniper]

I don't get it. What...is he going to put in another earbone or something?

EDIT: How is this X-rated?

EDIT: EDIT: PM me about this...I still don't get it.

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: Errrr...why is this about PB?

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: I really don't get it.

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: I get what you mean...but, the penis is a muscle (if I remember correctly) not a bone.

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: jackyseto123 phails Science.

Edit: Edit: Edit: Edit: Edit: Edit: AE phails slang

Hence the slang, boner.
Sorry.

[Arcadian Empire]

Ah yes. That. =P

[Colonel Scorpion]

I think they're on to us... Man, you got to play the triangle solo, otherwise we might have to ROCK it!
I'm a drummer. (after playing a Jimi Hendrix-ish guitar solo)

Dave Grohl :p

[Arcadian Empire]

"Your boyfriend likes you because you're ugly" -- Me!

Hahaha! Gotta love these comebacks I make.

EDIT: I really should start writing these down...

[Pimptastic]

push me and then just touch me till i can get my satisfaction -- stephen hawking

[The Corporal]

I forgot who posted this...but someone said to sig it:
Can't decom those tanks? That's okay...these CM's are good for decomming tanks.
That would have been Thermal Feline.

I went through some folders and dug up screenshots of my favorite Legion quotes:

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/deludedenough.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/AdmiraltyStrikeRollercoasterWanted.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/Norwegiancod-metal.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/accidentallyonthehitlist.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/arousedbyanewspaper.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/bigbookofmeatjokes.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/frenchwoman.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/funwebaddress.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/funnyquote2.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/havefuneating.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/payingbillshurts.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/thelongestmember.jpg
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb102/pilot_2023/writindirty.jpg

[Arcadian Empire]

Slow...internet...can't....read....it!

=P

[KanaX]

Lol, I've really said that? :wai:

[hockeyD13]

lols, i beleve it

[The Corporal]

That's why I like screenshots better than copy/pasted text. ;)

[KanaX]

That's why I like screenshots better than copy/pasted text. ;)

Too bad I can't remember my worst ones. Or perhaps it's really for the best. :P

[Konkrage]

One fine day in #avelegio........
<@Midas|Legion> Konkrage unban me plz
<@konkrage> from?
* Retrieving #avelegio modes...
<@Midas|Legion> teh sekrit
<@konkrage> I think I have?
<%seiferalmasy> OMG!!! THEIR IS A SEKRIT
<@Midas|Legion> of sourse
<@konkrage> no, There is a sekrit!
<@Midas|Legion> *course
<@konkrage> :P
<@Midas|Legion> but you are not special enough
<@Midas|Legion> just like earlier
<@Midas|Legion> XD
<@konkrage> ye, you dont get coff...
<@konkrage> oh wait
<@konkrage> I almost said it
<@Midas|Legion> lol
<@Midas|Legion> you did
<@Midas|Legion> XD
<%seiferalmasy> i know im not speical no one loves me
* %seiferalmasy goes to a corner and cries
* @konkrage holds seiferalmasy
<@konkrage> there there
<@konkrage> I will get you access, you just wait up
<%seiferalmasy> oksay
<@konkrage> you can join now
<@konkrage> ;)
<@konkrage> #SUPERSEEKRIT big dog
<@konkrage> Come play with us!
<@konkrage> XD
<@konkrage> lol
<@Midas|Legion> lol
<@konkrage> no peeking Seifer
<@konkrage> ;)
<@Midas|Legion> lol
<@Midas|Legion> teh sekrit

So I entered the seekrit code:

-ChanServ- seiferalmasy added to #SUPERSEEKRIT VOP list.

Meanwhile, in admiralities super seekrit channel....

-ice-n.coldfront.net:@#SEEKRITNAME- konkrage invited seiferalmasy into the channel.

* seiferalmasy (IceChat7@coldfront-B53ECAFD.hsd1.wv.comcast.net) has joined #SUPERSEEKRT
* ChanServ sets mode: +v seiferalmasy
<@konkrage> Spai!
* konkrage sets mode: +b *!*@coldfront-B53ECAFD.hsd1.wv.comcast.net
* Timer 1 activated
<+seiferalmasy> whats going on here
* Timer 1 halted
* seiferalmasy was kicked by konkrage (Spai!)
<%TheArbiter> lol
<%Midas|Legion> ROFL

I r heartless........

[Arcadian Empire]

LOL!

[The Arbiter]

seiferalmasy> yup and some times if lucky you can capture a full body ghost
<TheArbiter> okay?
<TheArbiter> which is in the form of?
<seiferalmasy> a person
<TheArbiter> that's called a corpse buddy
<seiferalmasy> not when you can put your hand threw it and it can walk threw stuff
<JamesDavis> This is going in my top ten weirdest conversations ever.
<seiferalmasy> why is that james
<TheArbiter> rofl
TheArbiter> have you ever
<TheArbiter> witnessed
<TheArbiter> a corpse
<TheArbiter> walking through stuff?
<JamesDavis> That'd be cool..
<seiferalmasy> yeah walking threw me
<JamesDavis> ...
<JamesDavis> interesting
<seiferalmasy> it feels like youve been plunged in to a tub of ice water
<TheArbiter> i'd like to ask you if you smoked a crack pipe or injected LSD before the "ghost walked through you?"
seiferalmasy> lol any way on another not how is every one tonight
<--| seiferalmasy has left #avelegio
<JamesDavis> ...
<TheArbiter> well then, there goes that
<TheArbiter> the men in white suits came and seized him
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Apparently seiferalmasy is a ghost hunter. He's serious.

[Iron Wolf]

Screw happiness I have money.

[Melidan]

That's why I like screenshots better than copy/pasted text. ;)

lol and GLU was just asking me to start a museum thread where all members/old members would post their screen shots... Hmmmm.. Mebbe I should!

[Melidan]

My fav was Sinatra talking to HB.. HB sayin he only murders hookers and drifters.. Sinatra replying, "Ah, a man of taste I see."

ROFL

[Midas]

[20:21] <TheArbiter> how do I get legion
[20:21] <Midas|Legion> ./nick The Arbiter|Legion
[20:21] <TheArbiter> like
[20:21] <Midas|Legion> ....
[20:22] <raziel420[Legion]> it rains iron....
[20:22] <Midas|Legion> you just type it
[20:22] =-= TheArbiter is now known as The
[20:22] <The> hello
[20:22] <Midas|Legion> lol
[20:22] <The> rof
[20:22] <The> rofl
[20:22] <The> that didn't work out well
[20:22] <raziel420[Legion]> hi the
[20:22] <raziel420[Legion]> how you doin

[ShadowPhoenix]

Damn you, Midas!

[Lincongrad]

Yes, i am still the 'longest' member of the admiralty.

[The Corporal]

lol and GLU was just asking me to start a museum thread where all members/old members would post their screen shots... Hmmmm.. Mebbe I should!

I'd love to contribute to that.

[Melidan]

15[23:16] * %Ocallee Humps Melidan

[totem]

Yes, i am still the 'longest' member of the admiralty.

but I'm the thickest.. :awesome:

[Arcadian Empire]

Here's an RL one from a golf commentator:

"Arnold Palmer does so well because his wife takes his balls out before every game and kisses them good luck. Oh God, what have I just said!"

^ LOL moment.

[Arcadian Empire]

I did this one accidentally, in the Happy Birthday thread for Ayrrie.

Have caek:

You are 19 aren't ya?

Well, I made this just for you Ayrrie...then I ate it. I hope your name is actually Brittany! I only had the stencil's for B, R, I, T, A, N and Y.

http://users.adelphia.net/~suebaum/Purple_and_yellow_package_sm.JPG

[Pimptastic]

Sir may I just take a moment me your time to explore the chances of the event that what I said that she said that he said that you said that I said that he repeated that she quoted that was originally borrowed from something I said then actually turned out to be false then you would understand the great confusion this has all made while my friend behind you has made away with your things. I have taken up to much of your time already and so a good day to you sir may I hope you have good insurance and that we dont meet again.

[Arcadian Empire]

"If the chocolate melts in your mouth, you're eating too slow."

=)

[Arcadian Empire]

Ahem...errr...

Holy shit. Now leave a message with my receptionist:

http://www.cites.org/gallery/speciespics/mammal/large/walrus_L.jpg

Shes Hot :P

[Arcadian Empire]

Funny repertoire here:

http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=543&st=10680&#entry736946

[ShadowPhoenix]

[15:57] <totem> usually Mel just gets everyboy :P

[totem]

[01:53] * @totem has a badger
[01:53] <&Casey[IMD]> :o
[01:53] * &Casey[IMD] edges away from totem
[01:53] * ~Assarax has one too
[01:54] <@totem> yeah, well..
[01:54] <&Casey[IMD]> hmm...
[01:54] <@totem> mine's bigger :P
[01:54] <@totem> now was the time for someone to walk in on this convo

[Melidan]

[15:57] <totem> usually Mel just gets everyboy :P

BADDA Bing!

[IronsightSniper]

Arbiter compares CN economics with Real Life economics

<%jackyseto123> Eh, I would be able to help more if CN economics worked more like real life economics. =P
<%The_Arbiter[Legion]> it does :)
<%The_Arbiter[Legion]> in what ways is it different?
<%jackyseto123> Tech deals. I don't think any country in the world does tech deals.
<%jackyseto123> You never see Somalia having a massive research complex filled with Somalian scientist being sent to America.
<%The_Arbiter[Legion]> let me see how to explain this
<%jackyseto123> Damnit, why didn't anyone tell me my people can switch their favor of religions.
<%The_Arbiter[Legion]> take oil for instanc
<%The_Arbiter[Legion]> e
<%The_Arbiter[Legion]> we buy oil from
<%The_Arbiter[Legion]> saudi arabia, per say
<%The_Arbiter[Legion]> we send them 3 mil
<%The_Arbiter[Legion]> they send us 50 buckets of oil
<%jackyseto123> Lol wtf

[Melidan]

Do we really need to dig up old wounds for the sake of our e-peens?

[Melidan]

........ How could I forget?

*me gives secksi eye to melidan ;)

[IronsightSniper]

[13:22] <@Midas|Legion> g2g
[13:22] <%jackyseto123> well BYE
[13:27] <@Midas|Legion> lol
[13:27] <@Midas|Legion> not yet
[13:27] <@Midas|Legion> in 2 min
[13:27] <@Midas|Legion> XD
[13:27] <%jackyseto123> Commitment issues?

[Pimptastic]

<Assarax> no i dont have test icicles
lol

[IronsightSniper]

Clockwise: "you guys sure announce alot of stuff and none of it seems bad so good work hope you keep growing"
wain: "Lol, well, it's better than bad announcements, right? :P"
Clockwise: "meh

im waiting for the DoW that says 'rhinos give xxx alliance the horn'"

[IronsightSniper]

[18:20] <&Assarax> hows that vagina konkrage
[18:20] <&Lincongrad> ...
[18:21] <@konkrage> It works

[Midas]

<XxNationReaperXx[IMD]> actually im on blood pressure meds
<Pikachu|Legion> oh ok lol
<Pikachu|Legion> I thought you were psycho
<Pikachu|Legion> lol
<XxNationReaperXx[IMD]> i am.
<Pikachu|Legion> LOL
<XxNationReaperXx[IMD]> .but i refuse my meds on those.

[Arcadian Empire]

Gold from the BBs, on a suggestion to put hit-points on our new shiny ships:

Why don't we just put our ships on a grid and the enemy gets to choose a square to "attack" and if our ship is there it gets damaged but if they miss it doesn't get damaged. :awesome:

[IronsightSniper]

[00:55] <+jackyseto123[Legion]> it's fucking 12:55
[00:55] <@raziel420[Legion]> EST
[00:56] <+jackyseto123[Legion]> well yall outta mai timezone
[00:56] <@raziel420[Legion]> local time is 3:55 am, dosen't help i got about 4 hours of sleep last night, and spent half the day chasing a 3 and 4 year old
[00:56] <+jackyseto123[Legion]> lol pedophile

[Arcadian Empire]

I distract attackers with boobs

Woah, she does what now? :P

[Melidan]

"For her sins have reached unto heaven, and Admin hath remembered her iniquities. And the kings of the Cyberverse, who have committed fornication and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they shall see the smoke of her burning, standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great alliance Legion, that mighty alliance! For in one hour is thy judgment come."

THE END IS NEAR....REPENT!!!!!!

[IronsightSniper]

Quote:
Originally Posted by jackyseto123 http://www.avelegio.net/forums/images/visionspurpel/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.avelegio.net/forums/showthread.php?p=83581#post83581)
My vagina is like 9,000 miles across. ;)whoa, you can fit 3 nations in there!

[IronsightSniper]

I haven't had 'the real thing' in over a year. It's really starting to get to me. Not even Palmela Handerson can save me.
[17:40] <@Waltar|Invicta> heh
[17:40] <+jackyseto123> xDDDD
[17:40] <@Waltar|Invicta> I feel for you, dude. Not literally, though.
[17:41] <+Misr> waltar....
[17:41] <+Misr> get ur hand out of my pants

[The Arbiter]

Slut = me
littlegirl = jacky

DON'T ASK.


<slut> go to #slut_house
<slut> it's my new office
<LittleGirl> come to #My_Little_Office

[Melidan]

[23:15] <@The_Arbiter[Legion]> i fuckin hate nigeria
[23:15] <@The_Arbiter[Legion]> death to nigeria
15[23:15] <&Melidan> ???
15[23:15] <&Melidan> rofl
[23:15] <%JamesDavis> One leader once said that "Foreign aid could be described as the transfer of money from poor people in rich companies to rich people in poor countries."
[23:15] <%JamesDavis> ?
[23:15] <%JamesDavis> ??
[23:15] <%JamesDavis> Any particular reason, Arbiter?
[23:16] <@The_Arbiter[Legion]> yes
[23:16] <@The_Arbiter[Legion]> internet scamming
[23:16] <@The_Arbiter[Legion]> those dirty whorebags tried stealing my PSP
[23:16] <@The_Arbiter[Legion]> twice
[23:16] <@The_Arbiter[Legion]> and THAT, my friends, is a valid CB
15[23:16] * @The_Arbiter[Legion] pushes big red button

[Arcadian Empire]

BBs Gold:

There was this one time I asked a girl out, and then in the middle of us watching a movie, she said "Oh, hold on, my boyfriend is texting me."

I laughed to compensate, acted like I already knew.

He's from Vox Populi, but that was gold!

Lucky !@#$%^&, I tried to date a friend from school, ended up with the friend card
Some things were just always meant to be. Guess me and her just one of those stories they make those movies about. You know the ones, were women get all teary over

^^ I'm getting ideas for good love stories, of course, the love ends and the ending is...bad.

[Arcadian Empire]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m209/gswelcome/woman.jpg

You don't want to get me started on the girl troubles I've had!

[asacavanagh]

Well i almost fell of my chair laughing at this

God dammit go on MSN NOW!!!!

How can someone talk while at the same time getting laid sleeping?

[ShadowPhoenix]

[15:55] <michaeru> throw the god off their balcony

[Midas]

[13:09] <michaeru> We can't all be you, Konk. We'd be dead in a matter of days.

[Konkrage]

Classic: After believing he could not speak to us for quite some time, Arbiter gets the idea to communicate through the topic. Watch as myself and totem roll with it ;)

* @The_Arbiter[Legion] smacks konk with a tornado
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> i smacked two people :O
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> wow
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> can you not here me?
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> hear
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> hello?
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konk
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konk
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konk
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konk
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konk
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> can you hea rme?
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> can anyone hear me?
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> fuck a goat
<@konkrage> Where is Arbiter?
<@konkrage> is he not going to reply?
<@konkrage> He is ruining the circle!
* @konkrage skips ARb and smecks LA
<@konkrage> :o
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> hello?
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> hello?1
<@Lady_Aberdeen> hi
<@konkrage> Is LA gone too?
<@konkrage> I smecksd you
<~Xineoph> too quick
<~Xineoph> she didn't notice
<~Xineoph> :P
<@konkrage> XD
<@konkrage> let try arb again
<@konkrage> LA, do something to arb
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konkrage: can you hear me?
* @The_Arbiter[Legion] (chatzilla@7B5BE29.F2663560.5E6BA987.IP) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 2.0.0.14/2008040413])
<@konkrage> XD
<@totem> I think he froze up again :p
<@totem> heh
<@konkrage> lol
<@konkrage> then like
* Blissy456 (Blissy456@coldfront-AFE8E0BB.device.mst.edu) has joined #AveLegio
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Blissy456 Blissy456
<@konkrage> Arb?
<@konkrage> you there?
<@konkrage> :P
* The_Arbiter[Legion] (chatzilla@7B5BE29.F2663560.5E6BA987.IP) has joined #AveLegio
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!chatzilla@*.F2663560.5E6BA987.IP
* The_Arbiter[Legion] was kicked by ChanServ (You are not permitted to be
on this channel.)
* Retrieving #AveLegio modes...
* konkrage sets mode: -b *!chatzilla@*.F2663560.5E6BA987.IP
* totem changes topic to 'Register on the Poseidon Bloc forums!! http://snipurl.com/2alkj |Vote President Jack of Melidan for Purple Team Senate!|100.5 RFL: http://snipurl.com/3fta7 Come listen!| Legion is at peace with Vanguard. BB Gag is in effect! No Posting!'
* The_Arbiter[Legion] (chatzilla@7B5BE29.F2663560.5E6BA987.IP) has joined #AveLegio
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konk?
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> can anyone hear me?
<@konkrage> ARb, are you there?
<@totem> heh, he's back
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> yes
<@konkrage> He is quiet still though
<@totem> still froze up though
* &Blissy456 (Blissy456@coldfront-AFE8E0BB.device.mst.edu) Quit (Quit: Leaving...)
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> my internet messed up
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> because of the storm
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konk?!
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konk?!
<@konkrage> Can any ofy ou hear him?
<@totem> try a highlight?
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> say sheep if you hear me?
<@konkrage> Oooo
<@konkrage> say smecks if you can hear me
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> smecks
<@totem> The_Arbiter[Legion]
<@konkrage> idk
<@konkrage> maybe he is afk
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> HAI
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> HAI
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> AI
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> Konkrage
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> Konkrage
<@konkrage> God, I had something important to tell him too:/
* The_Arbiter[Legion] changes topic to 'Register on the Poseidon Bloc forums!! http://snipurl.com/2alkj |Vote President Jack of Melidan for Purple Team Senate!|100.5 RFL: http://snipurl.com/3fta7 Come listen!| Legion is at peace with Vanguard. NOT AFK SOMETHING IS WRONG'
<@konkrage> this sucks
<@konkrage> :o
<@konkrage> do you see that!
<@totem> wtf
<@konkrage> zomg
<@totem> he's trying to comunicate?
<@konkrage> Its like tgalking to a ghost
* The_Arbiter[Legion] changes topic to 'Register on the Poseidon Bloc forums!! http://snipurl.com/2alkj |Vote president Jack of Melidan for Purple Team Senate!|100.5 RFL: http://snipurl.com/3fta7 Come listen!| Legion is at peace with Vanguard. NOT AFK SOMETHING IS WRONG... smecks'
<@konkrage> :D
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> can you hear me now?
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> ;;
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konk
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konk
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> totem
<@konkrage> Why is he not typing though?
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> konk
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> Konkrage:
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> Totem:
<@totem> NOT AFK SOMETHING IS WRONG... smecks
* The_Arbiter[Legion] changes topic to 'Register on the Poseidon Bloc forums!! http://snipurl.com/2alkj |Vote president Jack of Melidan for Purple Team Senate!|100.5 RFL: http://snipurl.com/3fta7 Come listen!| Legion is at peace with Vanguard. I AM TYPING BUT YOU CAN'T SEE IT FOR SOME REASON'
<@totem> that clears it up ;)
<@konkrage> No shit arb
<@konkrage> XD
<@konkrage> Thanks for clearing that up
* The_Arbiter[Legion] changes topic to 'Register on the Poseidon Bloc forums!! http://snipurl.com/2alkj |Vote president Jack of Melidan for Purple Team Senate!|100.5 RFL:
http://snipurl.com/3fta7 Come listen!| Legion is at peace with Vanguard. I HATE YOU KONK'
<@totem> fix your damn internets
<@konkrage> awww... how cute
<@konkrage> You know whats funny totem
<@konkrage> ?
<@totem> its like casper on drugs :p
<@konkrage> XD
<@totem> what?
<@konkrage> This is going to be hilarious in the quotes thread ;)
* The_Arbiter[Legion] changes topic to 'Register on the Poseidon Bloc forums!! http://snipurl.com/2alkj
|Vote president Jack of Melidan for Purple Team Senate!|100.5 RFL: http://snipurl.com/3fta7 Come listen!| Legion is at peace with Vanguard. KONK'S MOM IS A WHORE'
<@konkrage> ARbiter
<@konkrage> We can hear you dumbass
<@konkrage> :P
<@konkrage> You don't have to talk through the topic
<@konkrage> lol
<@totem> I think he's starting to like it
<@konkrage> :P
* The_Arbiter[Legion] changes topic
<@konkrage> :P
* The_Arbiter[Legion] changes topic to 'Register on the Poseidon Bloc forums!! http://snipurl.com/2alkj |Vote president Jack of Melidan for Purple Team Senate!|100.5 RFL: http://snipurl.com/3fta7 Come listen!| Legion is at peace with Vanguard. WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY LIFE?'
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> REALLY?
<@konkrage> Really.
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> michearu:
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> wow fuck you guys
<@The_Arbiter[Legion]> that was perfect
<@konkrage> michaeru
<@totem> and stop highlighting people :p
<@konkrage> XD

[totem]

I had sex for the first time on purplegate. Yeah, there's probably a moral there, but damn if I know what it is.

[The Arbiter]

I announced in #avelegio that Assarax was the new CoFS. This was a joke but apparently Midas took it seriously. He sent me a query and I played him. Here is the query:

<Midaskip|Legion> srsly?
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> yes
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> lol
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> i have chosen a CoFS
<Midaskip|Legion> who?
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> assarax
<Midaskip|Legion> ASSARAX!?
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> yes
<Midaskip|Legion> THEN WHOS MOIA?!
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> assarax
<Midaskip|Legion> ...........
<Midaskip|Legion> he can't do both.........
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> yes he can
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> we are editing the charter
<Midaskip|Legion> Dude
<Midaskip|Legion> If you do I am suing you guys
<Midaskip|Legion> not because I want the position
<Midaskip|Legion> but because thats just wrong
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> you don't tell us what's what we are the consulate
<Midaskip|Legion> ok thats just more proof ure skewed
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> excuse me
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> are you threatening my royalness?
<Midaskip|Legion> No
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> good because that's immediate expulsion
<Midaskip|Legion> I am saying your power hungry
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> careful what you say

[The Arbiter]

This is later the same day when I told Midas he was not the next CoFS. He said this:

<Midaskip|Legion> .............
<Midaskip|Legion> w/e dude
<Midaskip|Legion> w/e you want
<Midaskip|Legion> cause I know I'm good for the job
<Midaskip|Legion> and calling me immature is an understatement I think he made a typo. :P

[Midas]

This is later the same day when I told Midas he was not the next CoFS. He said this:

I think he made a typo. :P

I'm pretty sure you made a typo <_<

[Pimptastic]

how do you typo with copy and paste?

[hockeyD13]

lol, Midas took that seriously and I even told him it was not real :P

[Midas]

you never said that!

[Arcadian Empire]

:awesome:

Gotta love things like these =)

[Midas]

[15:34] -->| Twizzler (tjuliana@coldfront-64F6CD65.cap.east.verizon.net) has joined #odn
[15:34] =-= Mode #odn +oq Twizzler Twizzler by ChanServ
[15:34] <Midaskip|Legion> lol
[15:34] <Portugal> Twizzler
[15:34] <Franklin> thank god
[15:34] <Portugal> change this shitty Chan topic D:
[15:34] <Franklin> change the topic twizz
[15:34] <Walling[ODN]> hey Franklin
[15:34] <Franklin> hi there ^_^
[15:34] =-= ChanServ has changed the topic to “Twizzler is god”
[15:35] <Franklin> <_<
[15:35] <Franklin> no
[15:35] <Portugal> err...
[15:35] <Walling[ODN]> ...
[15:35] <Midaskip|Legion> XD
[15:35] <Portugal> you misspeled "Portugal" there >_>

[Lady_Aberdeen]

This is what happens when it gets quiet in our closet...


[21:40] <Penguin_man> hey
[21:40] <Penguin_man> no hey??
[21:40] <Penguin_man> everyone dead??
[21:40] <Penguin_man> hard day??
[21:41] <Penguin_man> oh this is fun
[21:41] <Penguin_man> talking to myself
[21:41] <Penguin_man> oh great
[21:41] <Penguin_man> geese
[21:41] <Penguin_man> you know wat
[21:41] <Penguin_man> im goin
[21:41] <Penguin_man> bai
[21:41] <Penguin_man> bai
[21:41] <Penguin_man> bai
[21:41] <Penguin_man> bai
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[21:42] <Penguin_man> bai
[21:42] |<-- Penguin_man has left subzero.coldfront.net (Connection reset by peer)

[hockeyD13]

lol

[Arcadian Empire]

More from the BBs:

Well, I am not talking about having a raging hate against romantic comedies. On the contrary, I am talking about accepting them - to a certain degree.

In the beginning of a relationship, men must accept a period when the lady want to see romantic comedies. After a while, there will be more and more soccer.

It is just a question of being patient - and being smart.

Jessica Simpson wants to $%&@ me, but I think im way to sexy for her so I started dating Ana Ivanovic but then the Dallas Cowboys cheerleadings got jealous and they had a slap fight in a hot tub over me so I ended up not being able to choose because everyone wants me. It must be the same for you.

I feel your pain.

No one who can get any girl he wants waste time playing cybernations

[Arcadian Empire]

More from the BBs:

Also I got laughed at by some Korean girl when I asked her out. Hard. Like, you could have heard her laughing from the other side of the town, hard. People looked. Bad experience; never again asking out Korean girls.

Impossible. People who play CN have never actually talked to girls.

[21:24] <Mogar[CN_Newscaster]> GOD is attacking the Christian Coalition of Countries

Once a girl stole my milk at school. I cried and the teacher told her off.

Gurls r evil.

Vaginas are overrated.

Konkrage... =P

Which is taking the mick out of ourselves and own epic failure at dealing with the opposite sex? :P Okay.

Lemme put it this way - I'm 25 and I haven't been on one date, because I'm 1. painfully shy 2. suffering from a chronic broken heart stemming from past emphatic rejections. AS can be a pain that way. I have a lot of female friends, however I can't always tell if they are legitimately interested or just being friendly. And I never assume anything.

Yet somehow I'm still able to write romantic music once in a blue moon.

[Arcadian Empire]

The only perks we get, are their perks.

Quoting on the "advantages" of being a woman - in their extremely high win rate in divorce custody cases, rape cases and whatnot.

[asacavanagh]

i thought this was lol but w/e

top or bottom hockey?
You decide.

yes...yes this is about them ----> :fruitsex:

lol

[IronsightSniper]

I will not forgive you for the night you spent with Hockey, Arcadian, and a bunch of unknown men.:disco:

[Isaac of Trek]

[23:58:28] <%The_Arbiter[Legion]> (small parts: choking hazard)

[The Arbiter]

I was telling Assarax and Imperial that I don't use grammar when talking to friends, Assarax said this:

<Assarax> i use grammar cuz im nuts like that
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> fail
<Assarax> lol
<Imperial> epic fail :P
* Assarax nods
=-= Assarax is now known as Lord_of_The_Epic_Fail
<Lord_of_The_Epic_Fail> muahahaha He said "cuz" forgot the apostrophe in I'm, didn't capitalize the first I, and didn't put a period. So, Assa, epic fail.

[IronsightSniper]

Ukradic is a cool guy.

[Midas]

[15:40] <human> im a human
[15:40] <human> not a penguin
[15:40] <human> cannibal
[15:40] <SIWELCELA> well im a canniable to dude sry bout your luck
[15:40] <SIWELCELA> ask my roommates
[15:41] <SIWELCELA> or whats left of them anyway

[asacavanagh]

I will not forgive you for telling people about the night I spent with Hockey, Arcadian, and a bunch of unknown men.:disco:

This is like EPIC LOL!!

[IronsightSniper]

I have tooken over Clock, as now I am the Pimp of The Legion.
[18:24] <%HockeyD13> what the hell
[18:24] <%HockeyD13> u guys piss me off
[18:24] <%HockeyD13> just friken unban me
[18:24] <%Anti-Clockwise> whats 30 x 55
[18:25] <%HockeyD13> 1650
[18:25] <%jackyseto123> what does U + I equal?
[18:25] <%HockeyD13> FU jacky
[18:25] <%jackyseto123> fine, no caek for the curser
[18:25] <%HockeyD13> =jacky sux my dick
[18:25] <%jackyseto123> what does I + U equal hockey?
[18:25] <@Iron_Wolf> you guys play interesting games.
[18:26] <%jackyseto123> nothing but math IW.
[18:26] <%HockeyD13> UI
[18:26] <%HockeyD13> =Ui
[18:26] <@Iron_Wolf> <-- goes back to trying to catch up on the forum before work
[18:26] <%HockeyD13> Just unban me
[18:26] <%jackyseto123> say please
[18:26] <%HockeyD13> Please
[18:27] <%jackyseto123> please who?
[18:27] <%HockeyD13> so what is so special about ur hops that alllows u to unban urself
[18:27] <%HockeyD13> JAcky
[18:27] <%HockeyD13> Please Jacky
[18:27] <%jackyseto123> wrong
[18:27] <%jackyseto123> Papa Jacky
[18:27] <%HockeyD13> please papa jacky
[18:27] * jackyseto123 sets mode: -b HockeyD13!*lu13hd@E38EEB41.B2B4071B.C9DF1044.IP
[18:27] <%jackyseto123> There you go child :D
[18:27] <%HockeyD13> so what makes u so special
[18:27] * %jackyseto123 laughs and goes back to lurking
[18:28] <%HockeyD13> JACKY SUCKS BALLS

[IronsightSniper]

A regular conversation with Megamind.
A wild Midas appears!
In a bikini!(I said that)
http://209.85.122.83/2/112/0/e8691//e8691.gif(Mega said this)

[IronsightSniper]

Me and a seekrit Legion member that wishes to keep her identity held seekrit mutually agreed Onichan was hammered down to his balls, and we decided to toy with him.
No hard feelings okay? :P
*massive use of curse words are here*

01[22:43] <%jackyseto123> omg
01[22:43] <%jackyseto123> legion is under attack by the magical dark ponies of angristan
[22:43] <%JamesDavis> Oh dear...
[22:44] <%Onichan> they sound like daffdils
[22:44] <%Onichan> daffodils
01[22:44] <%jackyseto123> they're all nuclear armed
01[22:44] <%jackyseto123> wtf do we do
01[22:44] <%jackyseto123> im anarchied
[22:44] <%Onichan> like really
01[22:44] <%jackyseto123> and i dont even have a warchest anymore
[22:44] <%Onichan> magic ponies?
[22:44] <%Onichan> i'll be sure to alert strawberry bright to be on the lookout
01[22:45] <%jackyseto123> magical dark ponies...of angristan
[22:45] <%Onichan> magical dark ponies of my dick
[22:45] <%Onichan> it don't make it any scarier
[22:45] <%Onichan> ooooh
[22:45] <%Onichan> magic ponies
01[22:45] <%jackyseto123> we got blitzd
[22:45] <%Onichan> bunch of pansies
01[22:45] <%jackyseto123> about 70 of us are anarchied
[22:45] <%Onichan> ,,,
01[22:45] <%jackyseto123> nukes are being exchanged
06[22:46] * %JamesDavis runs for the bunker
01[22:46] <%jackyseto123> what are we to do?!111
[22:46] <%Onichan> they made one fatal mistake
[22:46] <%Onichan> theey didn't take out all of admiralty
[22:46] <%Onichan> I'm totally still good to go
01[22:46] <%jackyseto123> okay
01[22:47] <%jackyseto123> help me out will ya
01[22:47] <%jackyseto123> attack tis dude he has nooks
01[22:47] <%jackyseto123> Onichan of Sabila
01[22:47] <%jackyseto123> GET HIM ONI!
[22:49] <%Onichan> give me a link
[22:49] <%Onichan> I will make him disappear
[22:49] <%Onichan> has there been anything on forums about this?
01[22:49] <%jackyseto123> no
[22:49] <%Onichan> a reason behind the attack?
01[22:49] <%jackyseto123> it was a blitz
01[22:49] <%jackyseto123> happend a few minutes ago
01[22:50] <%jackyseto123> no body above general membership was online
[22:50] <%Onichan> a "hey, by the way, in case you hadn't noticed, we're a little irked"
[22:50] <%Onichan> I've been here the WHOLE DAMN TIME
[22:50] <%Onichan> MOTHERFUCKER
01[22:50] <%jackyseto123> heres his link
01[22:50] <%jackyseto123> http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=143082
[22:50] <%Onichan> I need to KNOW these goddamn things
01[22:50] <%jackyseto123> go get him tigar
[22:50] <%Onichan> can we say senior goddamn cent?
[22:51] <%Onichan> i can't run an army unless people are willing to work with me here!
01[22:51] <%jackyseto123> no because you have to say senior goddamn centurion
[22:51] <%Onichan> you are are this close to insubordination, you creepy little bastard
[22:52] <%Onichan> you just sent me a link to me?
01[22:52] <%jackyseto123> no im serious
[22:52] <%Onichan> are you a complete fag?
01[22:52] <%jackyseto123> hes attacking me
01[22:52] <%jackyseto123> ive lost a bunch of ns
01[22:53] <%jackyseto123> i need to go into peace mode
[22:53] <%Onichan> then link me
[22:53] <%Onichan> as admiralty
[22:53] <%Onichan> you do not admit that in open chan
[22:53] <%Onichan> only in teh sekkrit room
01[22:53] <%jackyseto123> http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=143082
01[22:53] <%jackyseto123> only in seekricee of course
[22:53] <%Onichan> okay
[22:54] <%Onichan> you're officially a fag now
01[22:54] <%jackyseto123> im fucking serious oni
01[22:54] <%jackyseto123> my nation is dying
01[22:54] <%jackyseto123> i have -29 improv slots
[22:54] <%Onichan> you saent me MYT OWN GODDAMN NATION LINK
01[22:54] <%jackyseto123> ive got nuked already
01[22:54] <%jackyseto123> why arent you listening to me
01[22:54] <%jackyseto123> ive got nuked thrice
01[22:55] <%jackyseto123> ive lost over 1k infra
01[22:55] <%jackyseto123> and 200 tech
01[22:55] <%jackyseto123> im in bill lock
01[22:55] <%jackyseto123> and no one knows because noone is online!
[22:55] <%Onichan> send me a link to the attacking nation
01[22:55] <%jackyseto123> http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=143082
01[22:55] <%jackyseto123> attack him
01[22:55] <%jackyseto123> seriously
[22:55] <%Onichan> fine
[22:55] <%Onichan> suffer and die
[22:55] <%Onichan> then
01[22:56] <%jackyseto123> OMG WTF
[22:56] <%Onichan> i'm going back to my game
01[22:56] <%jackyseto123> no wonder you didnt know your a senior cent
01[22:56] <%jackyseto123> you wont even TRY to help a legionaire
[22:56] <%Onichan> uhm
01[22:56] <%jackyseto123> this is really sad oni
[22:56] <%Onichan> everytime I clickthe link
[22:56] <%Onichan> I get me
01[22:56] <%jackyseto123> just fucking imagine
01[22:56] <%jackyseto123> 3 nukes raining on you
01[22:56] <%jackyseto123> no one to help you out
01[22:56] <%jackyseto123> no money
01[22:56] <%jackyseto123> just sitting there glowing like a little retard
[22:57] <%Onichan> send me the real goddamn link and I will hel you
[22:57] <%Onichan> or fuckit
01[22:57] <%jackyseto123> http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=143082
[22:57] <%Onichan> tell me his name
[22:57] <%Onichan> that's ME
01[22:57] <%jackyseto123> no its not
[22:57] <%Onichan> that's ne nation id in all my tabs
[22:57] <%Onichan> INCCLUDING the one that already had my nation open in it
01[22:58] <%jackyseto123> OH MY FUCKING GOD
[22:58] <%Onichan> 143082
01[22:58] <%jackyseto123> ONICHAN
01[22:58] <%jackyseto123> YOU ARE A SERIOUS DICK
[22:58] <%Onichan> tell me his name
Session Close: Wed Sep 17 22:58:16 2008

Session Start: Wed Sep 17 22:58:26 2008
Session Ident: #avelegio
Session Close: Wed Sep 17 22:58:26 2008

Session Start: Wed Sep 17 22:58:26 2008
Session Ident: #avelegio
03[22:58] * Now talking in #avelegio
03[22:58] * Topic is 'Register on the Poseidon Bloc forums!! http://snipurl.com/2alkj 6|Vote president Jack of Melidan for Purple Team Senate!3|100.5 RFL: http://snipurl.com/3fta7 Come listen!| 4ZI for all Universalis nations | 6 '
03[22:58] * Set by The_Arbiter[Legion] on Wed Sep 17 17:00:26
03[22:58] * ChanServ sets mode: +h jackyseto123
[22:58] <%Onichan> tell me his name
01[22:58] <%jackyseto123> Oni to the fucking chan is his name
01[22:59] <%jackyseto123> if i dont get any help im going to seriously consider leaving the legion
01[22:59] <%jackyseto123> i walcks in to help people fight the good fight, and in return i get constant denial and no help
01[22:59] <%jackyseto123> this asshaterry is seriously not acceptable
01[23:01] <%jackyseto123> im going to notify admirality of this situation
01[23:01] <%jackyseto123> sorry onichan
[23:01] <%Onichan> fuck you
[23:01] <%Onichan> ass
[23:01] <%Onichan> wipe
01[23:01] <%jackyseto123> but failing to help a legion nation is totally unnaceptable
01[23:01] <%jackyseto123> see you in court
03[23:01] * Onichan sets mode: +b *!*@coldfront-DBC59112.dsl.scrm01.sbcglobal.net
03[23:02] * Retrieving #avelegio modes...
03[23:02] * jackyseto123 sets mode: -b *!*@coldfront-DBC59112.dsl.scrm01.sbcglobal.net
01[23:02] <%jackyseto123> that also goes down

[asacavanagh]

Sorry about this post nothing funny besides OMFG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST S*** EVER!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Megamind]

[02:41:43] <@Megamind> I vote Midas as dictator!
[02:41:56] <@Megamind> And a child shall lead them!
[02:42:16] <@totem> So say we all
[02:42:21] <%KKris> amen
[02:42:23] <@Megamind> And before them the world shall tremple!
[02:42:38] <%KKris> trample or tremble?
[02:42:47] <@Megamind> the one with the shaking
[02:42:49] <%KKris> u gotz me confoozed
[02:42:59] <%KKris> XD
[02:43:02] <@totem> we trample, they tremble
[02:43:06] <@totem> it works
[02:43:07] <%KKris> lol
[02:43:14] <%KKris> that should work yeah

[The Arbiter]

totem> if I ever reroll, my ruler name is definitely gonna be Bingu :p
<O7Bingu> no mine!
<totem> no ju!
<Megamind> ju for house!!!
<totem> yup, nu Bingu's in CN yet
<O7Bingu> funnily enough
<O7Bingu> cause u find all sort of crap there
<O7Bingu> lol
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> what the fuck is bingu?
<Megamind> :O
<totem> o/ Bingu
<O7Bingu> O7 Bingu
<Megamind> shun the unbeliever!!!
<JamesDavis> Blasphemy!!
<O7Bingu> shun him
<totem> Burn the unbeliever!
<O7Bingu> BURN
<Megamind> BURN!
<JamesDavis> Yeah, screw shunning...CRUCIFY!!!!
<totem> BURN!
<totem> even better
<totem> CRUCIFY the BURN!
<Megamind> crucify on a burning cross!!!
<JamesDavis> GENIUS!!
<O7Bingu> O7 Bingu
<totem> crucify on a burning cross, then shun!
<JamesDavis> Why the hell didn't the Romans think of that?
<Megamind> they stupid!
<Megamind> they no Megamind!
<totem> thats why they went extinct :p
<Megamind> exactly!
<JamesDavis> They and the Klan should've gotten together for an evil afternoon tea party...

[jacosby]

[20:00] * jacosby aims a shotgun at jacky
[20:00] * jackyseto123 cocks shotgun
[20:01] jacosby: its always about cock with you

[Curtis16]

<%King601> lol
<%Midaskip|Legion> lol
<%Midaskip|Legion> Curtis
<%Midaskip|Legion> Ducky
<%King601> Midas, how mad will the legion be if i declare on curtis
<%Midaskip|Legion> #legionbuddies
<%King601> lol
<%Anti-Clockwise> glad to see my work is being whored out by my past alliance
<%Midaskip|Legion> :P
<~Curtis16[FF-Founder]> What
<%Midaskip|Legion> ...... AC
<%Midaskip|Legion> I was giving you credit <_<
<%King601> AC?
<%King601> oh
<%Midaskip|Legion> Anti-Clockwise stupid
<%Midaskip|Legion> :P
<%King601> stfu dumbbutt
<%King601> lol
<Ducky> omg!
<%Anti-Clockwise> ?
<%King601> f eing freak
<~Curtis16[FF-Founder]> WHAT
<%King601> f being*
<%King601> wow
<%King601> bad typos
<~Curtis16[FF-Founder]> your a bad typo
<%King601> your moms a bad typo
<Ducky> your face is a bad typo
<~Curtis16[FF-Founder]> YOUR.......A.... YOUR A BAD TYPO
<%King601> Curtis... that hurt... tell her i'm crying
<~Curtis16[FF-Founder]> Ducky...King has no nuts and he is crying

[Midas]

See! I told you all the people want me as dictator!

[Curtis16]

SHutup midas XD

[The Arbiter]

<JamesDavis> Uh, oh...
<JamesDavis> Smoke detector just went off in the room next to mine...
<JamesDavis> Those bastards had better not be cooking meth again.

[The Arbiter]

<KingWillIV[Legion]> Jules, Bailey, Ally, Brianna, Holly, Sarah, Courtney, and Sam
<KingWillIV[Legion]> theres my list
<KingWillIV[Legion]> 5 people
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> that's 8 people

[Pimptastic]

<Midaskip|FF|Govt> Barrak
<Midaskip|FF|Govt> If you are active
<Midaskip|FF|Govt> It wont
<Midaskip|FF|Govt> which you seem to be
<Barrak[LegionApplicant]> My activity consist of me, sitting here,
complaining about not being masked :p

[Pimptastic]

<Anti-Clockwise> its very simple
<Anti-Clockwise> im a self loathing god and you all worship me and shower me with gifts
<jackyseto123> i will shower you
<Barrak[LegionApplicant]> I will shower you
<Dran|MASH> I'll shower you
<jackyseto123> can I shower you
<Midaskip|FF|Govt> I'll shower you
<Anti-Clockwise> everyone wants to shower me or watch me shower
<Barrak[LegionApplicant]> Ill shower you
<Barrak[LegionApplicant]> Actually...
<Barrak[LegionApplicant]> Ill shower you

warning logs maybe slightly trimmed in places

[IronsightSniper]

Oh ze liez!

[Pimptastic]

Oh ze liez!
if you read the post it clearly says at the end

warning logs maybe slightly trimmed in places

[asacavanagh]

ah i see

[Midas]

[20:04:40] <JJB[USN][NotJimJilBarf]> ^^up there on the list (apparently)
[20:04:45] <JJB[USN][NotJimJilBarf]> I miss my jello :(
[20:04:49] <JJB[USN][NotJimJilBarf]> I mean cello

[Assarax]

[11:26] <Xineoph> COCK FOR THE WIN!

[Penguin Man]

I HAVENT SEEN A QUOTE WITH ME IN IT YET :(

[Arcadian Empire]

Funny repertoire that happened while I was on holiday:

The names have been changed to make sure I don't embarrass anyone. I also made it Legion-y.

*at a Consulate meeting*

Imperial: "Wow Arbiter, that's a nice hat!"
King William IV: "Yeah, does it come in Men's version?"

:P

[IronsightSniper]

Zing!

[The Corporal]

I HAVENT SEEN A QUOTE WITH ME IN IT YET :(

Problem solved.

(if you're wondering why there's no smiley there, I just watched an hour and a half of Scrubs and I'm getting my Dr. Cox on)

[King William IV]

I actually did say that arcadian.

[Pimptastic]

I actually did say that arcadian.
What is this the make fake quotes that turn out to be real topic?
yes, Clockwise I will send 3mil+50tech to you asap
yes I will also
while your all at it ill send him 2 lots in a row, I can send the most aid to Clockwise cos Im awesome like that
while we are all planning to send Clockwise money I feel it is in the best interests of the legion for foreign affairs to plan ahead and send to him on all 6 slots all the time
thanks guys, yay orrple

[ShadowPhoenix]

We need the RP forum back.

[14:18] * Fish is now known as NotFish
[14:18] <midaskip|FF|Govt> Xineoph
[14:18] <midaskip|FF|Govt> we all know thats you
[14:18] * SP|Busy is now known as NotXineoph
[14:18] * NotFish is now known as NotSP
[14:19] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> CONFUSED
[14:19] <NotXineoph> It's simple
[14:19] * LordStriderWORK has joined #TheLegion
[14:19] * ChanServ sets mode: +h LordStriderWORK
[14:19] <NotXineoph> I'm not Xin
[14:19] <NotXineoph> hence my nick
[14:19] <midaskip|FF|Govt> Not SP is Xinopeh
[14:19] <NotSP> I'm not SP, hence my nick
[14:19] <midaskip|FF|Govt> Not Xineoph is SP
[14:19] <NotSP> Good thing I'm NotSP and not NotXineoph
[14:19] <NotXineoph> that could get confusing
[14:19] <NotSP> It could
[14:19] <NotXineoph> if you weren't yourself, who would you be?
[14:20] <NotSP> I think I'm me....
[14:20] <NotSP> so..
[14:20] <NotSP> i;d be you?
[14:20] <NotSP> and since I'm alread you...
[14:20] <NotSP> my head hurts...
[14:20] <NotXineoph> just what the world needs, another me
[14:20] <NotSP> Is that sarcasm or narcissm?
[14:20] <NotSP> bleh...SP can't spell
[14:20] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> AHAHA
[14:21] <NotSP> Narcissism...sumtun leik dat.
[14:21] * NotSP is now known as NotNotNotSP
[14:21] * NotNotNotSP is now known as OrMaybeYes
[14:21] <NotXineoph> is he?
[14:21] * OrMaybeYes is now known as Fish
[14:21] <NotXineoph> but if he's SP, who am i
[14:21] <Fish> O wait..I don't want to be fish.
[14:21] <midaskip|FF|Govt> lol
[14:21] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> XD
[14:21] <Fish> >_>
[14:22] <midaskip|FF|Govt> Fish can I eat you?
[14:22] <Fish> ..
[14:22] * Curtis16[FF-Founder] becomes shark
[14:22] * Fish is now known as Gorilla
[14:22] <midaskip|FF|Govt> Or can I feed you to my cat
[14:22] <midaskip|FF|Govt> XD
[14:22] * Gorilla snaps Sharks neck
[14:22] <midaskip|FF|Govt> hmmmm
[14:22] * NotXineoph is now known as Tiger
[14:22] * woot has joined #TheLegion
[14:22] * ChanServ sets mode: +h woot
[14:22] <midaskip|FF|Govt> Lion come here!
[14:22] <Gorilla> hi woot!
[14:22] <midaskip|FF|Govt> XD
[14:22] <midaskip|FF|Govt> lol
[14:22] <woot> >_>
[14:22] <woot> brb
[14:22] <Tiger> hungry
[14:22] * woot has quit IRC (Quit: woot)
[14:22] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> XD
[14:22] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> PHAIL
[14:22] <Gorilla> So.
[14:22] * Tiger eyes Gorilla
[14:23] <Gorilla> -.^
[14:23] * woot has joined #TheLegion
[14:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +h woot
[14:23] * Gorilla bangs chest
[14:23] <Gorilla> You want to mess with me?
[14:23] <midaskip|FF|Govt> lol
[14:23] * Gorilla is now known as SilverBackGorilla
[14:23] <SilverBackGorilla> I will end you!
[14:23] * Tiger is now known as SiberianTiger
[14:23] <SiberianTiger> I will eat you
[14:23] <midaskip|FF|Govt> lol
[14:23] <SilverBackGorilla> Hmmm...
[14:23] * woot has quit IRC (Quit: woot)
[14:23] <SilverBackGorilla> One moment.
[14:23] * SilverBackGorilla thinks
[14:24] * woot has joined #TheLegion
[14:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +h woot
[14:24] * SilverBackGorilla is now known as Poacher
[14:24] <Poacher> ah-hah!
[14:24] <Poacher> Good show ol' sport
[14:24] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> XD
[14:24] <woot> someone take me off the list if you are gonna keep kicking me
[14:24] <Poacher> but ima make you my trophy.
[14:24] <woot> it messes up my irc
[14:24] <woot> when i get kicked in the first 2 seconds
[14:24] <Poacher> Can't you remove it from perform?
[14:24] * SiberianTiger is now known as LawEnforcement
[14:24] <LawEnforcement> I'm taking you in, Poacher
[14:24] * Poacher is now known as Lawyer
[14:24] <Lawyer> For what?
[14:24] * LawEnforcement is now known as Judge
[14:24] * Assarax is now known as AssAway
[14:24] <midaskip|FF|Govt> lol
[14:25] * JJJJJJJJ has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[14:25] <Judge> I sentence you to death...by Siberian tiger
[14:25] * Lawyer is now known as PoacherLawyer
[14:25] <PoacherLawyer> That's fine.
[14:25] <PoacherLawyer> I needed a new trophy
[14:25] <midaskip|FF|Govt> lol
[14:25] * PoacherLawyer breaks out his Winchester rifle
[14:25] * Judge is now known as bailiff
[14:25] * bailiff confiscates PoacherLawyer's weapons
[14:26] * woot is now known as wootmeister
[14:26] * ChanServ sets mode: +v wootmeister
[14:26] * PoacherLawyer is now known as PoacherLawyerKarateExpert
[14:26] * PoacherLawyerKarateExpert breaks the bailifss neck
[14:26] <PoacherLawyerKarateExpert> kwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[14:26] <AssAway> ive lost track of who's who
[14:26] <PoacherLawyerKarateExpert> I'm the winner
[14:26] * bailiff is now known as Archer
[14:26] <PoacherLawyerKarateExpert> Wait...whoi's assaway?
[14:26] <Archer> Not yet
[14:26] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> XD
[14:26] * PoacherLawyerKarateExpert blinks
[14:26] * Archer shoots PoacherLawyerKarateExpert
[14:26] <AssAway> wouldnt you like to know
[14:26] * PoacherLawyerKarateExpert is now known as Monk
[14:26] * Monk deflects the arrows
[14:27] * Monk uses his 120ft per round speed to charge Archer
[14:27] * Monk rolls a d20
[14:27] <Monk> *CRITICAL!*
[14:27] * Archer is now known as undead
[14:27] * Monk does 2d20+a billion!
[14:27] <undead> no crits
[14:27] <undead> I'm immune
[14:27] <Monk> ..
[14:27] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> NOOBS
[14:27] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> MAJOR NUBS
[14:27] * Monk is now known as Monk[POV]
[14:27] <Monk[POV]> my fists are now holy!Q
[14:28] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> XD
[14:28] <Monk[POV]> Eat holy damage undead!
[14:28] * undead is now known as Wizard
[14:28] <Monk[POV]> ..
[14:28] <Wizard> eat fireball
[14:28] * Monk[POV] rolls a d20 for reflex save
[14:28] <Wizard> 1
[14:28] <Monk[POV]> Critical Miss...
[14:28] <Wizard> you fail
[14:28] * Monk[POV] is now known as HalfRedDragonMonk
[14:28] <HalfRedDragonMonk> That's fine
[14:28] <HalfRedDragonMonk> I'm immune anyways
[14:28] <HalfRedDragonMonk> bwahahhha
[14:29] * Wizard is now known as GoldDragon
[14:29] <GoldDragon> Dinnertime...
[14:29] * HalfRedDragonMonk is now known as DragonSlayer
[14:29] <DragonSlayer> Indeed it is
[14:29] * GoldDragon is now known as DragonSlayerSlayer
[14:29] * DragonSlayer breaks out his +5 sword of dragonbane
[14:29] <DragonSlayerSlayer> yup
[14:29] <DragonSlayer> *gasp*&
[14:29] * Curtis16[FF-Founder] is now known as DragonMaster
[14:29] * DragonSlayer is now known as ObscurePrestigeClass
[14:29] <DragonMaster> WOOT
[14:29] <wootmeister> ?
[14:29] * DragonMaster is now known as DungeonMaster
[14:29] * ObscurePrestigeClass is invisible
[14:29] <wootmeister> stop that
[14:30] <DungeonMaster> WOOT
[14:30] <DungeonMaster> WOT
[14:30] * DragonSlayerSlayer is now known as Psion
[14:30] * ObscurePrestigeClass is now known as DisgruntledFriend
[14:30] <Psion> I can see invisible...thanks to touchsight
[14:30] <DisgruntledFriend> I WANNA BE GM!
[14:30] <DisgruntledFriend> WHERES THE MOUNTAIN DEW!
[14:30] <DisgruntledFriend> IMA GET MOUNTAIN DEW!
[14:30] <Psion> It's in the fridge, just go get one!
[14:30] <DisgruntledFriend> WHO eLSe WANTS!? LOZL
[14:30] * DungeonMaster is now known as Curtis16[FF-Founder]
[14:30] * DisgruntledFriend is now known as MountainDew
[14:30] <MountainDew> *blurb*
[14:30] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> XD
[14:30] * Curtis16[FF-Founder] drinks
[14:31] <Psion> we need the RP forum back
[14:31] * MountainDew takes over the Curtis
[14:31] * MountainDew is now known as LegallyCurt
[14:31] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> no
[14:31] <LegallyCurt> lookie me!
[14:31] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> Wait
[14:31] <LegallyCurt> I'm Curt!
[14:31] <LegallyCurt> :P
[14:31] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> Are you xin
[14:31] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> or SP
[14:31] * Psion is now known as IllegallyCurt
[14:31] <LegallyCurt> SP.
[14:31] <IllegallyCurt> No, I'm curt
[14:31] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> XD
[14:31] <LegallyCurt> Wait.
[14:31] <LegallyCurt> Then who am I?
[14:31] * IllegallyCurt shrugs
[14:31] * LegallyCurt is now known as PossiblySP
[14:31] <PossiblySP> I guess that answers that
[14:32] * IllegallyCurt is now known as PossiblySP2
[14:32] <PossiblySP2> I'm better
[14:32] <PossiblySP2> cause I have a 2
[14:32] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> XD
[14:32] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> PHAIL
[14:32] * PossiblySP is now known as IS-SP
[14:32] <IS-SP> I'm da best!
[14:32] <IS-SP> cauze I iz
[14:32] <PossiblySP2> Screw this
[14:32] * PossiblySP2 is now known as IG-88
[14:32] * IG-88 pwns all
[14:33] * IS-SP is now known as Swampy
[14:33] <Swampy> haiiiiiiiiiii
[14:33] <Swampy> I'm pwettttttttttttty
[14:33] * wootmeister has quit IRC (Quit: wootmeister)
[14:33] * Swampy is now known as PossibleRakari
[14:33] <PossibleRakari> Pretty Ugly you mean!
[14:33] * PossibleRakari is now known as Swampy
[14:33] <Swampy> D:
[14:34] * Swampy is now known as Juxtaposed
[14:34] <Juxtaposed> Ok, I guess I'm done.
[14:34] <AssAway> ...
[14:34] <AssAway> my head hurts
[14:34] <IG-88> ^_^
[14:34] <Curtis16[FF-Founder]> XD
[14:35] <IG-88> Mission accomplished

[Xineoph]

[21:40] <%Fish> I don't have tech.
[21:40] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> who is ig-88?
[21:40] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> SP
[21:40] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> dont change your nick
[21:40] <@IG-88> who knows
[21:40] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> also fish
[21:41] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> go to the forums
[21:41] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> go down to economics
[21:41] * @IG-88 rolls his...sensors
[21:41] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> and find tech deals in there
[21:41] <%Fish> thanks
[21:41] * &KingWillIV[Legion] smacks SP
[21:41] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> bad
[21:41] <@IG-88> yet you're giving instructions on tech deals to a former Consul
[21:41] * IG-88 is now known as ShadowPhoenix
[21:41] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> to fish?
[21:41] <@totem> heh
[21:41] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> lol
[21:41] * &KingWillIV[Legion] will murder him
[21:41] <@ShadowPhoenix> mhm
[21:41] <%Fish> >_>
[21:41] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> XINEOPH!
[21:41] <&KingWillIV[Legion]> WHERE IS THE ~

We need smarter consuls. ;)

[Arcadian Empire]

What the... ?

[Xineoph]

[01:31] <%jackyseto123> but on the flip side, konk also got 250 tech and $50
[01:32] <~Xineoph> $50?
[01:32] <%jackyseto123> fifty bucks
[01:32] <%jackyseto123> legionaire accidentally sent $50 instead of 50 tech
[01:32] <~Xineoph> ..
[01:32] <~Xineoph> XD
[01:32] <%jackyseto123> and konk didnt see it and accepeted

[Arcadian Empire]

Indented for ease

[a=1]Just Some Random[/a=46] says:
..... «I need music
.: Darkreigner :. -- Arcadian Empire, DoC says:
..... okay asa, i'll put here part of the sophie sex scene.
[a=1]Just Some Random[/a=46] says:
..... W00t!
.: Darkreigner :. -- Arcadian Empire, DoC says:
..... ?!?!?!
[a=1]Just Some Random[/a=46] says:
..... >_>
.: Darkreigner :. -- Arcadian Empire, DoC says:
..... : Darkreigner :. -- Arcadian Empire, DoC says:
..... okay aaron, i'll put here part of the sophie sex scene.
..... [a=1]Just Some Random[/a=46] says:
..... W00t
[a=1]Just Some Random[/a=46] says:
..... ?!?!
.: Darkreigner :. -- Arcadian Empire, DoC says:
..... QFT!
.: Darkreigner :. -- Arcadian Empire, DoC says:
..... QFT!
[a=1]Just Some Random[/a=46] says:
..... bad timing
[a=1]Just Some Random[/a=46] says:
..... XD


From MSN... with Darkreigner as me and Just Some Random as Eveready

[Eveready]

Yes very VERY bad timing XD

[Arcadian Empire]

Yes... "bad" timing. =P

[Eveready]

i dont know what that means but shh only quotes go here

[FUstarKU]

<&The_Arbiter[Legion]> i am retarded ................

[FUstarKU]

............ at irc

[nonamemark]

Me and FUstarKU destroying England and America in the WWIII thread

<FUstarKU> kill off england
<nonamemark> i am
<FUstarKU> i am waiting
<nonamemark> done
<FUstarKU> done
<nonamemark> done
<FUstarKU> done
<nonamemark> done
<FUstarKU> done, kill america
<nonamemark> done
<nonamemark> we are so badass
<FUstarKU> done, them boys will be pissed
<nonamemark> done, fo sho
<FUstarKU> done, bye bye yankies
<nonamemark> done
<FUstarKU> done
<nonamemark> done
<FUstarKU> done
<nonamemark> done
<nonamemark> i fucked up, should be 89
<FUstarKU> you fucked up
<nonamemark> fixed
<FUstarKU> edit post
<FUstarKU> done
<nonamemark> done
<FUstarKU> done
<nonamemark> done
<FUstarKU> done
<nonamemark> done
<FUstarKU> write done and a number, easier
<FUstarKU> done 75
<nonamemark> 73
<FUstarKU> 71
<nonamemark> 69
<FUstarKU> 67
<nonamemark> 65
<FUstarKU> 63
<nonamemark> 61
<FUstarKU> 59
<nonamemark> 57
<FUstarKU> 55
<nonamemark> 53
<FUstarKU> 51
<nonamemark> 49
<FUstarKU> 47
<nonamemark> 45
<FUstarKU> 43
<nonamemark> 41
<FUstarKU> 39
<nonamemark> 37
<FUstarKU> 35
<nonamemark> 33
<FUstarKU> 31
<nonamemark> 29
<FUstarKU> 27
<nonamemark> 25
<FUstarKU> 23
<nonamemark> 21
<FUstarKU> 19
<nonamemark> 17
<FUstarKU> 15
<nonamemark> 13
<FUstarKU> 11
<nonamemark> 9
<FUstarKU> 7
<nonamemark> 5
<FUstarKU> 3
<nonamemark> 200
<FUstarKU> ?
<nonamemark> 1
<FUstarKU> epic

[Arcadian Empire]

lol working in adult filmaking has crossed my mind, i tried to get my mom to buy me a video camera for my birthday but she seen through my smoke-screen and said no, but she bought me a digital camera instead, it has come to great use *mumbles about taking pic's of girls butts and such* until one caught me and kinda.. smashed it into 1,000 pieces.. it was the most expensive birthday present i ever had

and lol my bro started laughing when he seen it.

LOL

[Assarax]

[19:56] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> I LOVE MEN

[The Arbiter]

If you look at it in the context it was originally in, it would make sense. :P

[Lincongrad]

Not really, you just kinda spouted it...

[The Arbiter]

Assarax> arb you only say that cuz you like men
<Assarax> becca was hot
<Lincongrad> lol
<The_Arbiter[Legion]> I LOVE MENClearly not being serious. ;)

[totem]

yeah, clearly.. :eyeroll:

[AzureShadow]

I still like the quote in my sig.

[King William IV]

[22:51] <@Lincongrad> BUT F@#$ EM

Lincongrad going off again

[Vanik Hardil]

erm.. where exactly are all these funneh quotes coming from?

[FUstarKU]

erm.. where exactly are all these funneh quotes coming from?


You failed all the IRC questions in your test didnt you

[Penguin Man]

:P

[The Corporal]

If you look at it in the context it was originally in, it would make sense. :P
Context is something usually lacking on teh intarwebz. ;)

Lincongrad going off again

After watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, me and a friend of mine were making up lines. The part where Dumbledore is talking about Cedric's death was the funniest (made up stuff in italics, why I ramble on will be apparent):

Dumbledore: Some people don't want me to tell you this, but fuck 'em!
Ron: Did he just say 'buttfuck 'em?

It was the first thing I thought of.

[totem]

Looks like Arb has some competition

<%nonamemark> I love the cock
<%nonamemark> can i suck you boys off?
<%nonamemark> all that tastey tastey love juice

[King William IV]

I don't even want to know
[23:39] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> ASSARAX
[23:41] <@Assarax> WHAT
[23:41] * @Assarax slaps The_Arbiter[Legion] around a bit with a large trout
[23:41] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> just wanted to tell you that the roastbeef is in the fridge..
[23:42] <@Assarax> im going to kill you...
[23:42] <@Assarax> highlighting me a million times...
[23:42] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> you know, i hate when you get like this!!
[23:42] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> i'm divorcing
[23:42] <@Assarax> finally
[23:42] <@Assarax> ive been cheating for months
[23:43] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> OH SHI-
[23:43] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> i knew you always liked veronica
[23:43] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> i fucking knew it
[23:44] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> that fucking bitch
[23:44] <@Assarax> she has really nice tits
[23:44] <@Assarax> theyre big too
[23:45] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> you always were shallow
[23:47] <@Assarax> and yes, i was shallow
[23:47] <@Assarax> at least verionica put out

[Assarax]

[20:07] <%Barrak[Legion]> I should have just had CHANGEx1000 for my HoR platform
[20:09] <@Konkrage> then spend the most ever spent on an election
[20:09] <@Konkrage> and you should win
[20:09] <@Konkrage> also
[20:09] <@Konkrage> turn black
[20:09] <%Anti-Clockwise> but if i turn black ill lose my same team trade bonus
[20:10] <@Konkrage> lol
[20:10] <@Assarax> rofl

[Arcadian Empire]

Who knows, maybe his grandma kept drooling all over his face when she kissed him....

[Lincongrad]

[00:38] <@Soccerbum[ODN]> Aye
[00:38] <@KingWillIV[Legion]> best parts about em are the soccer balls
[00:38] <@KingWillIV[Legion]> so amazing
[00:38] <@Soccerbum[ODN]> yeah
[00:38] <@Soccerbum[ODN]> I agree
[00:38] <@Lincongrad> soccerbum, i love you
[00:38] <@Lincongrad> and your sexy laydies
[00:39] <@KingWillIV[Legion]> no
[00:39] <@KingWillIV[Legion]> the balls!
[00:39] <@KingWillIV[Legion]> THINK OF THE BALLS MAN!
[00:39] <@KingWillIV[Legion]> oh god
[00:39] <@Lincongrad> pfft
[00:39] * @KingWillIV[Legion] senses a quote thread coming up

KWIV Edit:YOU MESSED UP THE QUOTE!

[Arcadian Empire]

I am sorry its not that big, but I just cant make it any bigger.

[King William IV]

Why doesn't anyone include the entire quote lol.

[Iron Wolf]

Because it's funnier totally out of context. :p ;)

[Penguin Man]

lol :P

[Socialist Neuveria]

Because it's funnier totally out of context. :p ;)

Most things are ;)

[Melidan]

I was first against the wall, with yo sistas.

[Iron Wolf]

That's no excuse, Linc. :P

Especially since you can offer her high rank-age in Admiralty. Doesn't every woman want to take over the world? Satisfy her needs (not that one, but taking over the world).

[Melidan]

OOHRAH Semper Fi. Blow the hell out of those little green bastards. No Visa, no Visit!:M249SAW:

[Melidan]

Don't even get me fucking started on Black Friday. I worked from 4:30 am till 12:30 pm today, and some of my fellow co-workers were working from 4:30 am to 2:30 pm. There were literally 200 people in line, but at least Best Buy only let the customers in in bursts, so as not to cause any issues/ injuries.

My favorite people were the ones that came in all pissed off having waited in line since 3 pm Thanksgiving day, and were like, "do you know how long I've been waiting?" It's their own damn fault they wasted their thanksgiving hanging out in front of best buy just to get a $200 laptop or a $500 plasma tv. If you are one of those types of people, you deserve to be shot, stabbed, stoned and burnt at the stake; your ashes taken and divided over various landfills, dung piles and Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Seriously.

[The Arbiter]

<Lincongrad> when I'm like 60 I'm gonna get a beautiful play structure in my front yard, and then a shotgun, and whenever kids come to play on the structure I'm going to run out and fire a few rounds into the air while yelling for the damn kids to get off my lawn
<Lincongrad> actually thats one of my greatest ambissions

[Woody]

Lol.

[Assarax]

[16:42] <@Assarax> mega is bi
[16:42] <@Megamind> 4 real!
[16:42] <@Assarax> rofl

[Melidan]

Also anyone who didn't like my replies to him in that thread is a card carrying communist.

[Melidan]

[22:13] <%Anti-Clockwise> the time isnt good
[22:13] <%Anti-Clockwise> im off to sleep
15[22:13] * %Anti-Clockwise (whywalkwhe@coldfront-AD3DBAC3.range81-159.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Quit: I said NO!!!)
[22:13] <%sleepy> Dude
[22:13] <%sleepy> you're like anticlockwise
[22:13] <%sleepy> you should be like the time isn't good, FUCK YEAH BITCH
[22:13] <%sleepy> because you're all against clocks and shit
[22:13] <%sleepy> like yeah 'fuck you clock I'll take you goddamn ice cream cones and the BANANAS!'
[22:13] <%sleepy> oh he left
[22:14] <@XFSIllusion> ya, he did lol
15[22:15] <&Melidan> lmfao

[Melidan]

[00:11] <&Lincongrad> blame Full Metal Jacket, though
[00:11] <&Lincongrad> I WILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
[00:11] <&Lincongrad> also, the drill sergeant has cool shoes
[00:12] <%sleepy> You just want him to dominate you
[00:12] <%sleepy> you're so far back in the closet you can see Narnia

[Pimptastic]

* ChanServ sets mode: +v WhoeverHugglesMeIsGay
* Eveready[zzZ] huggles WhoeverHugglesMeIsGay
<Kenfolk_GTS> well it is nice for him to finally admit it
<WhoeverHugglesMeIsGay> lol quote thread
<Kenfolk_GTS> :D

[Curtis16]

XD that was epic and the Narnia thing good refrence

[Hubb]

[00:12] <%sleepy> you're so far back in the closet you can see Narnia

That's probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[Arcadian Empire]

I know, that's gold!

[The Corporal]

That's finding its way into my signature.

[Iron Wolf]

<@Iron_Wolf> Muhahahahaha! My takover is complete! I am the only .gov online!!! The Legion is MINE!!!!!!!! Lol!
<%Anti-Clockwise> actually the plan is to control the entire bank from a non-gov position and be SoTH....
<%Anti-Clockwise> oh shit gave away the plan
<@Iron_Wolf> Lol! Ok, your plan pwns mine. :D
<%Anti-Clockwise> well duh...

[Curtis16]

<Dantheman> OMG
<Curtis16[KoC]> WHAT!?!?!?
<Dantheman> DO NOT...
<Curtis16[KoC]> ...
<Curtis16[KoC]> DO NOT WHAT???
<Dantheman> DO NOT GOOGLE "Fist" WITH SAFE SEARCH OFF...
<Dantheman> MY EYES
<Curtis16[KoC]> I am sigging this XD

[Arcadian Empire]

I might try that...

* Arcadian does google image search

That's not so bad!

Oh wait, forgot to turn Safesearch Off...

That wasn't so bad until you got onto the second line of pictures where it's just

OH DSKJF4IO3W5NI34H6842H9680132H7!!!! MINE EYES!!!

[Onichan]

[11:54] <seiferalmasy{legion}> ill get land minds
[11:54] <Onichan> is that like an exploding brain you put in the ground..?
[11:55] * Eveready[Legion] face palms

[Onichan]

While I'm here, i might as well add these, from my sig...



Quote:
<Onichan> how hard do I rock
<seiferalmasy> cant put it in to words you rock so hard

<Xineoph> Apologize to oni
<Xineoph> Tell him how great he is and how right I am
<Xineoph> also how great I am, just because I'm jealous of his greatness
Quote:
* Disconnected
* Now talking in #avelegio
<Onichan> ouch. I fell off teh interwebz. got a boobie... tiss it bedder, Lincy?
<Lincongrad> Oni, I'll smack you

<jackyseto123> i will smack you oni
<Onichan> that's exactly what linc told me...
<jackyseto123> i know
<Onichan> I just might sig that
<jackyseto123> don't

[Woody]

Lame. Also dantheman is stupid. If its the same one I remember.

[totem]

[05:38] <%sreepy> I'll post a new thread in leg disc
[05:39] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> cool
[05:39] <%sreepy> titled 'Arb's cock has a slight leftward curvature, whilst mine has a slight rightward curve, so when we put them together side by side it makes a heart shape'
[05:39] <%sreepy> wtf is wrong with me
[05:39] <%sreepy> ignore that.

[The Corporal]

Drunk much? :)

[Eveready]

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[Eveready]

O_O ... god damm'd script I hates you AC

[Eveready]

lol I just went through the entire thread and couldn't stop laugh

* Eveready has tears running down his face

[Eveready]

<%Proximus[ODN]> what word are we filling in here eveready :p
<%Eveready[Legion]> f_ _ _ _ _ _
<%Proximus[ODN]> can we not say fucked in the IRC?
<%Proximus[ODN]> >_>
<~Xineoph> family?
<~Xineoph> FUCK YOU PROX!A
<~Xineoph> yes we can.
<%Eveready[Legion]> lol
* %Proximus[ODN] fucks himself
<%Proximus[ODN]> glad I learned that trick
* ~Xineoph helps Prox

[Pimptastic]

<Feibelman[USMC]> i have a fat head

[Zyvexal]

<@Megamind> Now take your pants on and get to work!
<@Assarax> >_>
<@Assarax> what mega meant to say was
<@Megamind> Same goes for you Ass!
<%Zyvexal> i have to fight my pants?
<@Assarax> "Now Take off my pants and get to work" - Megamind
<%Zyvexal> XD
<@Megamind> you can do that too if you want to!

<@Assarax> STRAIGHT
<@Assarax> mega is not
<%Zyvexal> lolz
<@Megamind> you're not!
<%Zyvexal> i don't think you can be straight if you are a hermaphrodite
<@Assarax> haha
<%Zyvexal> either that or you're always straight... confusing
<@Megamind> how can you not be?
<@Assarax> nah
<@Assarax> hermaphrodites like mega only need themselves
<%Zyvexal> oh god
<@Megamind> that would be great xD
<%Zyvexal> my brain shut down for a second from the image

[The Demon Lord]

[05:38] <%sreepy> I'll post a new thread in leg disc
[05:39] <&The_Arbiter[Legion]> cool
[05:39] <%sreepy> titled 'Arb's cock has a slight leftward curvature, whilst mine has a slight rightward curve, so when we put them together side by side it makes a heart shape'
[05:39] <%sreepy> wtf is wrong with me
[05:39] <%sreepy> ignore that.

priceless.

[Assarax]

[22:55] <@ShadowPhoenix> Slap Melidan?
[22:56] <@ShadowPhoenix> Are you insane?
[22:56] <@ShadowPhoenix> That's like slapping God

[ShadowPhoenix]

Ages ago, but I just came across it again.

[11:28] <ShadowPhoenix> Seriously, why can't I fire my staff?
[11:28] * Isaac_of_Trek[Legion-MoE] has quit IRC (Quit: Ahm gawn)
[11:28] <Assarax> cuz they'll go
[11:28] <Assarax> MAH FREEEEEEDOMMZZZZZ
[11:28] <ShadowPhoenix> fuck your freedoms
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[11:29] * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!chatzilla@*.hsd1.md.comcast.net
[11:29] * Isaac_of_Trek[Legion-MoE]_ was kicked by ChanServ (You are not permitted to be on this channel.)

[Assarax]

[01:30] <@Melidan> Hey Assarax
[01:30] <@Assarax> hm?
[01:30] <@Melidan> Were no strangers to love
[01:30] <@KingWillIV|Legion> and im not capable of love
[01:30] <@Melidan> You know the rules and so do i
[01:30] <@Melidan> You know the rules and so do i
[01:30] * %woot (woot@18B924ED.6E8CA954.AD69DBE8.IP) Quit (Quit: )
[01:31] <@KingWillIV|Legion> sorry
[01:31] <@KingWillIV|Legion> wrong song
[01:31] <@KingWillIV|Legion> i was doing not capable of love
[01:31] <@Melidan> A full commitments what Im thinking of
[01:31] <@KingWillIV|Legion> by the ataris
[01:31] <@Assarax> awww now i can say that i've been serenaded by melidan XD
[01:32] <@Melidan> Your one of the special few
[01:32] <@KingWillIV|Legion> IM NOT CAPABLE OF LOVE
[01:32] * @Melidan blows kisses

Yeah, that's right.

[Melidan]

ROFL! :p

[Woody]

The gayness of that cannot be explained in words.

[Onichan]

[15:38] <konkrage> zomg
[15:38] <konkrage> Imperial is teh secksi
[15:38] <konkrage> Make love to me now you secksi beast
[15:42] <Imperial> wow wow wow what?
[15:42] <konkrage> shhhh.... no words, just emotions

[Onichan]

[21:46] <Onichan> no, the reason I'm not in FA is because i have a <censored> temper
[21:47] <Onichan> and if swearing was a <censored> I'd shove my <censored> so far up it's <censored> she'd squeal like a <censored> for a <censored> month and a half... <censored> yeah!
[21:47] <ParkerBaby> Me too
[21:47] <Onichan> I'm not certain that PB was responding to me, but that was still <censored> hot
[21:47] <ParkerBaby> wait
[21:47] <ParkerBaby> what?


-- Onichan, to Arcadian on his diplomatic skills

[Eveready]

uh... was a while ago but i just found it whil looking through my youtube account:

asacavanagh (2 months ago) Show Hide 0

NOW THATS A RECRUITMENT VIDEO! that is one of the best Alliance related videos i have ever watche Bravo and Well done may your future videos be better and of as high standard as this one! o/ ODN!
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Hawks9718 (2 months ago) Show Hide 0
*Melidan smacks asa

The best? Haven't you seen 'Legion Strong'??? :-P
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asacavanagh (2 months ago) Show Hide 0

:o you know you like it

no but i still thimnk this one is a great one :)

[EnriqueMJ]

[22:15] * Arcadian looks at EMJ and Legionnaire
[22:15] <EnriqueMJ> I don't want to remember...
[22:15] <Arcadian> :p
[22:15] <Legionnaire> don't look at us, we are happily married
[22:15] * EnriqueMJ is not married to Legionnaire

[FUstarKU]

LOL


Arcadian wanted this quoted

[Arcadian Empire]

Yes...that was my 100th LOL...

[FUstarKU]

<@Hubb[Legion]> oh wait
<@Hubb[Legion]> so, you're not gay?
<@Hubb[Legion]> damn
<@Hubb[Legion]> lol

[McQuillen]

haha...that one was pretty good.

[Xineoph]

[17:50] <%Kyoteey> PENISSSSSS
[17:50] <@Konkrage> COOOOOCK!
[17:50] <%Kyoteey> VAGINA!
[17:50] <@Konkrage> Kyo like hairy manjinas
[17:51] <%Kyoteey> UR A PUSSY!
[17:51] <%Kyoteey> yeh
[17:51] <%Kyoteey> lol
[17:51] <%Kyoteey> your gay
[17:51] <%Kyoteey> you like balls..
[17:51] <%Kyoteey> and manboobs!
[17:52] * ~Xineoph squeezes the manboobs
[17:52] * @Konkrage likes
[17:53] <~Xineoph> yea..dontcha? You dirty southern whore...
[17:53] * ~Xineoph tightens his hand around them
[17:53] <~Xineoph> Tell me how much you love it
[17:54] <@Konkrage> Ooooo!!!!
[17:54] <@Konkrage> OMG
[17:54] <@Konkrage> XIN
[17:55] <@Konkrage> I LOVE IT!
[17:55] <@Konkrage> Squeeze!
[17:55] * ~Xineoph feels his nipples harden under his grasp
[17:55] <@Konkrage> OH!!! you filthy middle eastern... I want you
[17:55] <@Konkrage> :P
[17:55] <~Xineoph> I know you do...
[17:55] <@Konkrage> Wait, you are middle eastern right?
[17:55] * @Konkrage pushes pause button
[17:55] * ~Xineoph gazes into him lovingly
[17:55] <~Xineoph> for you konk...I will be Aladdin
[17:55] <~Xineoph> now rub my lamp.

[Konkrage]

I love you. :sex:

[Melidan]

Dont look Kong!!!!! Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuulz

[The Corporal]

I feel dirty after reading that...

[FUstarKU]

<%Kyoteey> when i humped my GF..
<%Kyoteey> i was lost

[Melidan]

ALSO, I only appeared in one video and I did it for money, I believe in the trade they call it gay for pay...OK!

[Arcadian Empire]

Mel, you have to mention what video...it was a bangbros one :P

[The Arbiter]

I hope Sinatra isn't serious... :P

[Melidan]

Mel, you have to mention what video...it was a bangbros one :P

No, it makes it more funny :p

[Arcadian Empire]

Arb, I would normally suggest watching them - but I think that is out of the question. We just have to take his word for it...

[FUstarKU]

<&Lincongrad> yeah, but I think anal's nasty
<&Lincongrad> so even if i was gay I'd only do blowjobs

[Pimptastic]

DOWN WITH BROGUE!!!

[Pimptastic]

<ArcAway> anyone else want to volunteer before i kick the unsuspecting helochut?
<Pacifism> arc
<Pacifism> what irc software do you use?
<ArcAway> this IRC web client on the forums...
<Pacifism> cool
<Pacifism> right click my name
<Pacifism> do options appear?
<ArcAway> yep.
<Pacifism> click "kick"
<ArcAway> but i want to do it with commands, not by clicking!
<Pacifism> okay
<Anti-Clockwise> so /part #thelegion name
* ArcAway has left #TheLegion (Pacifism)
<Anti-Clockwise> lol

[King William IV]

[00:24] <@Hubb[Legion]> I don't aim
[00:24] <&KingWillIV|Legion> lol
[00:24] <@Hubb[Legion]> I just blow it all over the place
[00:24] <&KingWillIV|Legion> lol
[00:24] <&Lincongrad> then again, playgrounds would ahve some interesting applications
[00:24] <%Onichan> playground sex rocks!
[00:24] <@Hubb[Legion]> as hard as I can
[00:24] <&KingWillIV|Legion> hubb blows
[00:24] <&Lincongrad> I'll have to check that out...
[00:24] <&KingWillIV|Legion> hard
[00:24] <%Onichan> you just gotta watch out for the recess lady
[00:24] <&KingWillIV|Legion> did everyone get that

Hubb blows hard apparently.

[Lincongrad]

After a discussion with arb for a while, out of the blue comes...:

[8:36pm] The_Arbiter[Legion]: wow
[8:36pm] The_Arbiter[Legion]: you guys really don't know how to talk to ladies
[8:36pm] Lincongrad: you're a lady?

[The Arbiter]

So out of context. I'll get you back for that. :detective:

Edit: That was fast. <Lincongrad> its cause we're all sex starved nerds

[tom the pit leader]

sorry arb, but linc won this round.

[The Arbiter]

Dammit.

[Lincongrad]

WarlordPete joined the chat room.
[8:59pm] WarlordPete was promoted to half-operator by ChanServ.
[8:59pm] Lincongrad: whoa, new guy on IRC!
[8:59pm] Lincongrad: everyone pretend you're not freaks!
[8:59pm] The_Arbiter[Legion]: this is madness
[8:59pm] WarlordPete left the chat room.

[The Arbiter]

Linc, THIS will get you back!!!

<Lincongrad> Arb, I'd have to take the cocks out of my hands
<Lincongrad> the one in my mouth can stay

[Lincongrad]

Arb was saying he couldn't understand me cause of the cock in my mouth, so...

[Arcadian Empire]

* Arcadian facepalms

[Melidan]

There is no way to say 'Filling your inbox with caek' and not sound like a dirty old man. Being a dirty old man is, of course, completely coincidental.

[Hymenbreach]

wow, twice in a week. I'm on fire.

[Melidan]

wow, twice in a week. I'm on fire.

:D

[Assarax]

[22:07] <@Hubb[Legion]> I'm having fun screwing giantrobot

[nonamemark]

<@nonamemark> go as a nun wearing a backless penguin costume and paint tits on your back
<@Assarax> ROFL
<@Assarax> and wear a sign that says "I am Giantrobot"
<@nonamemark> yes
<%FUstarKU|Legion> yes
<%FUstarKU|Legion> get your roommate to go as hubb

[Hubb]

<@nonamemark> go as a nun wearing a backless penguin costume and paint tits on your back
<@Assarax> ROFL
<@Assarax> and wear a sign that says "I am Giantrobot"
<@nonamemark> yes
<%FUstarKU|Legion> yes
<%FUstarKU|Legion> get your roommate to go as hubb

I've been laughing for about twenty minutes because of this. You guys make me wanna :hump:

[Lincongrad]

[8:46pm] ThomSolo: So there were these two brothers, see? this was waaaaaaay back at the beginning of time, according to the Bible... anyway, Cain was a farmer so he got together a bunch of grain and stuff, and sacrificed it to God... at the same time, Abel, who herded animals, sacrificed a bull or something... then God said "Mmmmm, BBQ!" and accepted Abel's sacrifice, which made Cain jealous, so he killed his brother

[8:47pm] Lincongrad: why didnt he like Cain's shit?

[8:47pm] ThomSolo: When God came looking for leftovers, Abel was nowhere to be found, and God asked Cain, "Where's the beef?" Cain replied, "Dude, am I my brother's keeper?"

[8:48pm] ThomSolo: God said, "Don't mess with me, boy!" and then saw what Cain had done, so God kicked Cain to the curb. "You're outta here, punk! But here's my mark, so that nobody will fuck with you unless they want it back a hundredfold."

[8:48pm] ThomSolo was kicked from the chat room by PrincessRo|Xanadu. (No fucking in here, plz. **9659 Ass-Kickings by Ro**)

[8:48pm] ThomSolo joined the chat room.

[8:49pm] ThomSolo: yeah, kinda like that

[8:49pm] Lincongrad: quoted, lol

[8:49pm] ThomSolo: So Cain went to live in the land of Nod, to the east of Eden.

[8:49pm] Lincongrad: mhm

[8:49pm] Lincongrad: why was god all up in Cain's shit?

[8:49pm] Lincongrad: what'd he have against veggies?

[8:50pm] ThomSolo: God just likes a good BBQ. What Cain really needed were some veggieburgers, y'know?

[8:50pm] Lincongrad: for sure

[Iron Wolf]

LOL

[Eveready]

<DJ-Swampy> but since my exile a year and a half ago, this has always been where my radio show lived.
<Eveready[CL]> mmm
<Eveready[CL]> wait you got exiled?
<DJ-Swampy> um
<DJ-Swampy> lol
<DJ-Swampy> yes
<Eveready[CL]> ...
Hubb[Legion] facepalms

damm you Hubb

[Woody]

^ noob

[Pimptastic]

Clockwise wins the thread

[The Arbiter]

This is more sad than it is funny but deserving of this thread nonetheless. Toga believe that Hitler saved England from destruction:

<Toga[Valhalla]> it was HITLER that saved us
<Toga[Valhalla]> not the americans

[Iron Wolf]

"Johnny get in the house theyre comin" *thousands of teachers spill over the hill throwing books at people... Teach Raid

[Nedved I]

[/quote;Drth Elecian]...or michele Obama forced him to do it. [/quote]
[/quote:Nedved I] Id totally hit that :yes: [/quote]
[/quote: DE] Lulz Nedved :dance: [/quote]

[Nedved I]

~jackyseto123's guide to cloning yourself~
1. MAKE BABIES
2. MAKE MOAR BABIES
3. MAKE EVEN MOAR BABIES
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

[Lincongrad]

[7:09pm] DaymItzJack: no i am not jacky
[7:10pm] Lincongrad: that was a quick response time
[7:10pm] • Assarax shrugs
[7:10pm] Lincongrad:
[7:10pm] Assarax: not jacky... jacky... same thing
[7:10pm] Assarax: jacky has several personalities
[7:10pm] Assarax: all of them equally depraved
[7:10pm] DaymItzJack: i was... busy.
[7:10pm] Assarax: jacking it
[7:11pm] DaymItzJack: no someone else was
[7:11pm] Assarax: you were jacking someone else?
[7:11pm] Lincongrad: leave your prison escapades out of this
[7:11pm] Assarax: lol
[7:11pm] DaymItzJack: my mother wanted to help me, so i let her.
[7:12pm] Lincongrad: i love you
[7:12pm] Assarax: fun
[7:12pm] Lincongrad: quoted
[7:12pm] Assarax: how is it living in Tennessee?

[IronsightSniper]

[22:41] <Onichan> weapons are fuckable in my world


Also, fuck you guys.

[Melidan]

Whoever you are who has logged in on Melidan's pc after he has died is sick minded. He probably hasn't even been buried yet and already you are on his pc cracking sick jokes.

[Melidan]

Alright everyone, get on the trains. We're going to death summer camp!

[Nedved I]

My gf is a gymnast. She can do the Arb Double-Helix Chainsaw sex position. It's amazing.

[Xineoph]

<@Sinatra> Lend the guy 200k Xin
<@Sinatra> All my sluts are full
<~Xineoph> ..
<@Sinatra> I mean, slots :P

[Woody]

More like lol at you sending 200k. Sheesh

[ShadowPhoenix]

[23:22] * KingWillIV|Legion gets down on one knee
[23:22] <KingWillIV|Legion> Kae Lee
[23:22] * Kae_Lee is now known as Kae|Away

[SIWELCELA]

[13:59] <ShadowPhoenix> "Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!". I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle."

[ShadowPhoenix]

[13:59] <ShadowPhoenix> "Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!". I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle."
I should point out that I was quoting from http://www.fmylife.com

[McQuillen]

I always knew KW had a way with the ladies.