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wesley
03-10-2008, 07:39 AM
Well, the age old adage has now been proven true: they really are poisoning our precious bodily fluids (http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/03/10/pharma.water1.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories)... Apparently, fluoride and chlorine weren't enough nor the worst. Now, they have to medicate us too! They say it is accidental, harmless, and unavoidable, but science doesn't agree with the government.

Distilled water and grain alcohol it is from now on.

Wilson Edens
03-10-2008, 07:43 AM
Yay for Kubrick!

Melidan
03-10-2008, 08:08 AM
Wow... Very scary. Harmless? lol

Well, we'll see how this turns out eventually.. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.

Pass the grain alcohol!

Legionnaire
03-10-2008, 11:20 AM
Yes! grain alcohol!

Imperial
03-10-2008, 11:59 AM
I sure hope I'm in the other 250 million then...

Woody
03-10-2008, 01:41 PM
heh. Brita ftw...

Melidan
03-10-2008, 02:05 PM
heh. Brita ftw...

I'm gonna go Patriot Act on your ass you hijacker!

Izubibbywutz
03-10-2008, 05:09 PM
YAY HORMONES! Watch out viagras in the water!

AzureShadow
03-10-2008, 05:10 PM
YAY HORMONES! Watch out viagras in the water!

SHITGAIZ!!!!

The Corporal
03-10-2008, 06:05 PM
Let's all deny the women our essence, so as to preserve and maintain the purity of our bodily fluids!

On a serious note, nobody really knows what ppb or ppt (part per billion and part per trillion) doses of a random cocktail of pharmaceuticals does to a person; we should be more concerned with the levels of radon, mercury, nitrates, thallium, sewage, phosphates, pesticides, and toluene (the lab tech at work apologizes for the toluene, Rockford residents :P ) that can be found in much higher levels...

Melidan
03-11-2008, 03:45 PM
Let's all deny the women our essence, so as to preserve and maintain the purity of our bodily fluids!



"I love women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence"

Iron Wolf
03-13-2008, 10:28 PM
Drugs in the water. Something to keep an eye on? Defenitely. Loose sleep over and consider it a conspiracy? Please.

As the article says (and same thing I was taught in Pharmacy Tech schooling) no matter what the drug the vast majority of drugs the human body will only absorb and take in about half the dosage. The rest leaves the body in the form of human waste. After the waste is treated, where d'ya think the water goes, to Brita or Crystal Mountain? It goes back to the reserviors, rivers, etc. Which in turn, comes back into our drinking supplies. Where the hell else is it going to go? That trace levels of drugs are turning up in the drinking water doesn't suprise me in the slightest. I'm more concerned about making sure that mercury and other more lethal substances stay the hell outta my water.

Villalba
03-18-2008, 04:49 PM
"I love women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence"

Not anymore, for you see we will now use the ratio of say. 10 females for each male. But this is of course a sacrifice require for the future of the human race.