Melidan
10-14-2008, 04:02 PM
This pretty much says it all.
The Wilkow guide to media perception
If you have spent time in Washington:
Conservative…you are part of the problem.
Liberal…you have experience.
If you don’t have time in Washington:
Conservative….you have no experience.
Liberal….you represent change.
If you have wealth:
Conservative …you are greedy and a cheat who had advantages in life.
Liberal…you are successful and your life story is an inspiration.
If you don’t have wealth:
Conservative…you are low class.
Liberal…you are disadvantaged.
If you went to college:
Conservative…your academic pedigree is scrutinized.
Liberal….your degree speaks for itself.
If you didn’t go to college:
Conservative…you are un-educated.
Liberal…you are an artist/activist.
If you own a business:
Conservative…you are a profiteer.
Liberal…you provide jobs to the community.
If you are working class:
Conservative….you’re just a (insert job title or trade).
Liberal…you are a proletariat who finds strength in numbers.
If you believe in the wisdom of the constitution:
Conservative…you are narrow minded.
Liberal…you are a civil libertarian.
If you believe in individual freedoms:
Conservative….you have made peace with inequality.
Liberal….you are for choice.
If you take to the streets to voice your opinions:
Conservative…you are a thug.
Liberal…you are a demonstrator.
If you are religious:
Conservative….you are a fundamentalist.
Liberal…you are spiritual.
If you are serving in the military:
Conservative…you are a mindless killer.
Liberal…you wear the uniform of your country.
If you are popular:
Conservative….you have blind sheep followers.
Liberal…you are leading a movement.
If you are attractive:
Conservative…you are shallow and empty.
Liberal…you are stunning and a trend setter.
If you are un-attractive:
Conservative…you are just ugly.
Liberal…you are too intellectual to be concerned with your appearance.
If you enjoy an outdoors lifestyle:
Conservative…you are a hick.
Liberal…you are earthy.
The Wilkow guide to media perception
If you have spent time in Washington:
Conservative…you are part of the problem.
Liberal…you have experience.
If you don’t have time in Washington:
Conservative….you have no experience.
Liberal….you represent change.
If you have wealth:
Conservative …you are greedy and a cheat who had advantages in life.
Liberal…you are successful and your life story is an inspiration.
If you don’t have wealth:
Conservative…you are low class.
Liberal…you are disadvantaged.
If you went to college:
Conservative…your academic pedigree is scrutinized.
Liberal….your degree speaks for itself.
If you didn’t go to college:
Conservative…you are un-educated.
Liberal…you are an artist/activist.
If you own a business:
Conservative…you are a profiteer.
Liberal…you provide jobs to the community.
If you are working class:
Conservative….you’re just a (insert job title or trade).
Liberal…you are a proletariat who finds strength in numbers.
If you believe in the wisdom of the constitution:
Conservative…you are narrow minded.
Liberal…you are a civil libertarian.
If you believe in individual freedoms:
Conservative….you have made peace with inequality.
Liberal….you are for choice.
If you take to the streets to voice your opinions:
Conservative…you are a thug.
Liberal…you are a demonstrator.
If you are religious:
Conservative….you are a fundamentalist.
Liberal…you are spiritual.
If you are serving in the military:
Conservative…you are a mindless killer.
Liberal…you wear the uniform of your country.
If you are popular:
Conservative….you have blind sheep followers.
Liberal…you are leading a movement.
If you are attractive:
Conservative…you are shallow and empty.
Liberal…you are stunning and a trend setter.
If you are un-attractive:
Conservative…you are just ugly.
Liberal…you are too intellectual to be concerned with your appearance.
If you enjoy an outdoors lifestyle:
Conservative…you are a hick.
Liberal…you are earthy.