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SexyAsianFuta
11-04-2011, 12:00 PM
Ash was sat and looking at the Pika and his Beedrill fanny and had a sad on his face. He was like cried and stuff :(, feel sad for him please. Misty was like 'sorry i hurt your balls and made you get a beedrill for a fanny' and Ash said 'ok'.
They all decided it would be okay as long as the Beedrill got to have air so he didn't died. So they went walking on adventure to a town to win the fight of the gym!
Pika said 'Pika' and Ash agreed, then they walked and Pika said 'Pika' again, and Ash noticed he meant that there was a people follow them so he stop and look. They were wearing R T-shirts, so they must be bad mo-fo's, so he decided to have a 'little word' (meaning he wants to kick asshole.) with them. When they caught them up with them, ash had a hiccup then unzipped his fly so his fanny could breath, but the R Meowth thing got scared and said 'Meowth that's correct!' and bit it in the face, so ash said OW nad made Pika kill them- yada yada yada.. - Team Rocket flying off again!... DING, etc.
Ash noticed the R people (Team Rocket, he doesn't listen good), had dropped a bag of Aspirin and Blue things from a cereal or some shit like that, so he picked them up and he and Misty and the Pikamonster decided to eat them together with one another and no one else except themselves. Then they walked to the town.
They saw lots of funny colours in the air and felt all dizzy and shit (CUZ THE ASPIRIN WAS LIKE DRUGS OR SOMETHING!) and they were like 'I, we, have disease that make our vision go all furry and itchy!' and ash said 'And my vision is weird too, even if my beedrill has got all hard and stuff..' (VIAGRA!!!!) and so they went to the doctors and Joy sucked Ash off- yada yada yada- pika shit on a rug - yada yada yada- grease monkeys etc etc.
In the gym Ash got his Beedrill out to air it but got arrested but released cuz it was a beedrill not a cockfanny thing, and so they fight COMMENCED!

Ash was like 'KILL IT YOU SHIT LITTLE THING!' so the pika got sad and sat down and cried, so the Opponent (What was a Onix) decided to give him a tissue to feel good and so he would not cry. Then Pika felt good at attacked the Onix, but was not effective!!! So he get raped by the Onix (Not in a non-literal way), so ash through a blue pill (VIAGRA!!!) at the Onix and he swallowed it and raped the Pika with his big rockcock and the Pika split in 2 and died and Ash got sad and so Onix raped him too and he split in 2 to...

Misty liked it though.

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Alexander Kerensky
11-04-2011, 12:17 PM
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JOSEPHIVS MAGNVS
11-04-2011, 02:29 PM
trolololol I remember seeing these pokemon crazy stories right before I deleted. This shit is priceless.

tom the pit leader
11-04-2011, 04:37 PM
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