SexyAsianFuta
09-19-2011, 01:49 PM
Ash woke up late and was all like "Fuck, i woke up late" and got out of bed and got ready and shit, then went to see Prof. Oak (Prof. means professor).
Oak (Prof. Oak, and Prof. means professor) was all like "You are late so the fucking awesome Pokémons have all gone, you get this shitty yellow one called Pikashoes or something shit like that. Now go away, I'm trying to masturbate" so Ash left with the Shoe pokémon thing.
"Hi Pikashoe" Said Ash, with a big ass fucking grin on his face
"Hi" Said the Pikashoe in his Pikashoe language but it sounded like "Pika" or something, and Ash though he said 'Kick me', so he kicked the Pikashoe right in his fucking smug little face.
"OUCH!" Said the Pikashoe, but again the Ash person misheard him again, and kicked his teeth in again.
The shitty yellow pokémon elecrotuded the Ash so he stopped kicking him, and suddenly Ash learned Pika language and he understood what 'Kick me' was.
They decided to walk to another town cuz they got bored, and they like saw a little green bug thing, and Ash got scared like a pussy and was like 'Kick its fucking head in Pika!!!" and the Pika ran up to the bug thing and punched its fucking lights in, and then ate its brain in an ancient pokémon tradition or some shit to make sure the opponent thing isnt just fainted like the show tells you. Ash like, threw up into a bush cuz he thought it was disgusting, and he accidently puked on Misty, who was crouched in a bush pissing cuz she's a dirty little whore. She was all fucking angry like 'Who's is this puke cuz it fuckin reeks!", and Ash was all like, getting hard and shit, so Misty kicked him in the cock and it broke off. :boxing:
*In the hospital*
"You bled lots and now the doctor says you will have a fanny for life sorry lol" Said Misty, refraining from giggling
"lol do i get boobs too?" Said that Ash bloke
"No lol" Said pikashoes, so Ash kicked him in the face again (he forget pika language)
"I want to be a woman though, and look at my own boobies :D" Said ash
"That wont happen" Said the voice (It was prof. (meaning professor) Oak)
Only then did Ash realise he was not in a hospital like he thought but a shed in Prof. (meaning professor) Oaks garden, and he had a Beedrill as a fanny.
The End
Oak (Prof. Oak, and Prof. means professor) was all like "You are late so the fucking awesome Pokémons have all gone, you get this shitty yellow one called Pikashoes or something shit like that. Now go away, I'm trying to masturbate" so Ash left with the Shoe pokémon thing.
"Hi Pikashoe" Said Ash, with a big ass fucking grin on his face
"Hi" Said the Pikashoe in his Pikashoe language but it sounded like "Pika" or something, and Ash though he said 'Kick me', so he kicked the Pikashoe right in his fucking smug little face.
"OUCH!" Said the Pikashoe, but again the Ash person misheard him again, and kicked his teeth in again.
The shitty yellow pokémon elecrotuded the Ash so he stopped kicking him, and suddenly Ash learned Pika language and he understood what 'Kick me' was.
They decided to walk to another town cuz they got bored, and they like saw a little green bug thing, and Ash got scared like a pussy and was like 'Kick its fucking head in Pika!!!" and the Pika ran up to the bug thing and punched its fucking lights in, and then ate its brain in an ancient pokémon tradition or some shit to make sure the opponent thing isnt just fainted like the show tells you. Ash like, threw up into a bush cuz he thought it was disgusting, and he accidently puked on Misty, who was crouched in a bush pissing cuz she's a dirty little whore. She was all fucking angry like 'Who's is this puke cuz it fuckin reeks!", and Ash was all like, getting hard and shit, so Misty kicked him in the cock and it broke off. :boxing:
*In the hospital*
"You bled lots and now the doctor says you will have a fanny for life sorry lol" Said Misty, refraining from giggling
"lol do i get boobs too?" Said that Ash bloke
"No lol" Said pikashoes, so Ash kicked him in the face again (he forget pika language)
"I want to be a woman though, and look at my own boobies :D" Said ash
"That wont happen" Said the voice (It was prof. (meaning professor) Oak)
Only then did Ash realise he was not in a hospital like he thought but a shed in Prof. (meaning professor) Oaks garden, and he had a Beedrill as a fanny.
The End