Watcher
03-31-2011, 09:17 PM
I am proud to announce that Pax Legio has been upgraded to a global ODP. :ave:
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The Faux Legio
A Declaration of the Principles of Global Optional Defense
Preamble
As an alliance of nations joined together for defense and prosperity, under the haze of alcohol consumption, the Legion declares the following basic principles to which it will hold true.
First Principle
The Legion recognizes the basic right of all alliances and independent nations to exist as sovereign entities and accordingly respects this right. In return, the Legion asserts that its own sovereignty shall not be compromised in any manner. We also will not put out on the first date and require at least 2 drinks minimum.
Second Principle
As a too sexy alliance, the Legion shall not engage in aggressive, unprovoked, hot or dirty (unless it's the weekend) military action against another alliance or its members. Member nations found to be engaged in unauthorized military action shall be ordered to stand down immediately and offer punch and pie. Failure to comply with these orders will lead to disciplinary action including, but not limited to, forfeiture of Legion protection for the duration of that conflict and possible expulsion.
Third Principle
Legion nations may use nuclear weapons as a first strike resort only when approved by Commodore of Defense or Government. They are allowed to decorate their nukes as they wish but only with government approved items. The approved item list may be requested from the Imperator or one of their vassals.
Fourth Principle
In the event that a single nation initiates aggression against the Legion, the attacker will be given notice to offer peace and reparations and asked to stop it because it sucks and was not a nice thing to do. If the nation in question is a member of another alliance, this notice will be given to said alliance as well. Should the attacker refuse or ignore this demand, they may be attacked at will by Legion member nations, unless otherwise instructed by the Legion Admiralty.
Fifth Principle
Military action or other measures may be taken in defense of the Legion or any alliance as we randomly see fit; this will be done in retaliation for clear and undeniable espionage or attempted espionage against itself, or in response to a clear threat from any alliance leadership or unaligned nation or whatever is on TV.
Sixth Principle
Is secret but is available at the request of the Office of Secret Things That Are Secret.
Closing
The Legion and its member nations swear to uphold the principles outlined in this document (until it is changed again or democracy takes over). In return, we request that all nations and alliances respect this statement regardless of whether or not they themselves hold to these principles. We also request 2 free beers every Thursday and discount tacos on Tuesday.
May all who read this document know that the Legion desires fun not only for itself but for all nations and alliances. :fsm: save the Imperator.
Signed,
Watcher, Viceroy and Chief Regent of the Legion and all its Empire, Holdings, and Limited Liability Corporations :watcher:
totem, Imperator and beer enthusiast. Also, vodka. :totem:
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The Faux Legio
A Declaration of the Principles of Global Optional Defense
Preamble
As an alliance of nations joined together for defense and prosperity, under the haze of alcohol consumption, the Legion declares the following basic principles to which it will hold true.
First Principle
The Legion recognizes the basic right of all alliances and independent nations to exist as sovereign entities and accordingly respects this right. In return, the Legion asserts that its own sovereignty shall not be compromised in any manner. We also will not put out on the first date and require at least 2 drinks minimum.
Second Principle
As a too sexy alliance, the Legion shall not engage in aggressive, unprovoked, hot or dirty (unless it's the weekend) military action against another alliance or its members. Member nations found to be engaged in unauthorized military action shall be ordered to stand down immediately and offer punch and pie. Failure to comply with these orders will lead to disciplinary action including, but not limited to, forfeiture of Legion protection for the duration of that conflict and possible expulsion.
Third Principle
Legion nations may use nuclear weapons as a first strike resort only when approved by Commodore of Defense or Government. They are allowed to decorate their nukes as they wish but only with government approved items. The approved item list may be requested from the Imperator or one of their vassals.
Fourth Principle
In the event that a single nation initiates aggression against the Legion, the attacker will be given notice to offer peace and reparations and asked to stop it because it sucks and was not a nice thing to do. If the nation in question is a member of another alliance, this notice will be given to said alliance as well. Should the attacker refuse or ignore this demand, they may be attacked at will by Legion member nations, unless otherwise instructed by the Legion Admiralty.
Fifth Principle
Military action or other measures may be taken in defense of the Legion or any alliance as we randomly see fit; this will be done in retaliation for clear and undeniable espionage or attempted espionage against itself, or in response to a clear threat from any alliance leadership or unaligned nation or whatever is on TV.
Sixth Principle
Is secret but is available at the request of the Office of Secret Things That Are Secret.
Closing
The Legion and its member nations swear to uphold the principles outlined in this document (until it is changed again or democracy takes over). In return, we request that all nations and alliances respect this statement regardless of whether or not they themselves hold to these principles. We also request 2 free beers every Thursday and discount tacos on Tuesday.
May all who read this document know that the Legion desires fun not only for itself but for all nations and alliances. :fsm: save the Imperator.
Signed,
Watcher, Viceroy and Chief Regent of the Legion and all its Empire, Holdings, and Limited Liability Corporations :watcher:
totem, Imperator and beer enthusiast. Also, vodka. :totem: