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Watcher
03-31-2011, 09:17 PM
I am proud to announce that Pax Legio has been upgraded to a global ODP. :ave:

:flag:

The Faux Legio
A Declaration of the Principles of Global Optional Defense


Preamble
As an alliance of nations joined together for defense and prosperity, under the haze of alcohol consumption, the Legion declares the following basic principles to which it will hold true.

First Principle
The Legion recognizes the basic right of all alliances and independent nations to exist as sovereign entities and accordingly respects this right. In return, the Legion asserts that its own sovereignty shall not be compromised in any manner. We also will not put out on the first date and require at least 2 drinks minimum.

Second Principle
As a too sexy alliance, the Legion shall not engage in aggressive, unprovoked, hot or dirty (unless it's the weekend) military action against another alliance or its members. Member nations found to be engaged in unauthorized military action shall be ordered to stand down immediately and offer punch and pie. Failure to comply with these orders will lead to disciplinary action including, but not limited to, forfeiture of Legion protection for the duration of that conflict and possible expulsion.

Third Principle
Legion nations may use nuclear weapons as a first strike resort only when approved by Commodore of Defense or Government. They are allowed to decorate their nukes as they wish but only with government approved items. The approved item list may be requested from the Imperator or one of their vassals.

Fourth Principle
In the event that a single nation initiates aggression against the Legion, the attacker will be given notice to offer peace and reparations and asked to stop it because it sucks and was not a nice thing to do. If the nation in question is a member of another alliance, this notice will be given to said alliance as well. Should the attacker refuse or ignore this demand, they may be attacked at will by Legion member nations, unless otherwise instructed by the Legion Admiralty.

Fifth Principle
Military action or other measures may be taken in defense of the Legion or any alliance as we randomly see fit; this will be done in retaliation for clear and undeniable espionage or attempted espionage against itself, or in response to a clear threat from any alliance leadership or unaligned nation or whatever is on TV.

Sixth Principle
Is secret but is available at the request of the Office of Secret Things That Are Secret.

Closing
The Legion and its member nations swear to uphold the principles outlined in this document (until it is changed again or democracy takes over). In return, we request that all nations and alliances respect this statement regardless of whether or not they themselves hold to these principles. We also request 2 free beers every Thursday and discount tacos on Tuesday.

May all who read this document know that the Legion desires fun not only for itself but for all nations and alliances. :fsm: save the Imperator.

Signed,
Watcher, Viceroy and Chief Regent of the Legion and all its Empire, Holdings, and Limited Liability Corporations :watcher:
totem, Imperator and beer enthusiast. Also, vodka. :totem:

tom the pit leader
03-31-2011, 09:20 PM
don't ruin the surprise

IronsightSniper
03-31-2011, 09:30 PM
It's not true unless it's on the BBs.

Watcher
03-31-2011, 09:35 PM
Give me 2 beers and tacos.

tom the pit leader
03-31-2011, 09:55 PM
it's friday


yesterday was Thursday

Watcher
03-31-2011, 09:58 PM
Damn it! We must change the treaty and charter again.

Democracy and such. Democracy will bring us tacos and beer!

totem
03-31-2011, 11:06 PM
\s\ totem
Imperator and beer enthusiast. Also, vodka.

Watcher
03-31-2011, 11:48 PM
\s\ totem
Imperator and beer enthusiast. Also, vodka.


Added. :ave:

Arcadian Empire
04-01-2011, 02:21 AM
:awesome:

Jooshbox234
04-01-2011, 02:23 AM
All hail the LODN (Legion Optional Defense Network)! :ave:

killer04
04-01-2011, 03:34 AM
Post on the BBs

CodFCS
04-01-2011, 07:34 AM
*checks the calendar

FreeMason
04-01-2011, 01:34 PM
I know what day it is, but still. If this does not become official Legion policy, I'm joining MK.

Watcher
04-01-2011, 02:00 PM
Well Totem signed it so :awesome:

MeltedLazerz
04-01-2011, 07:16 PM
i hereby request that the Office of Secret Things That Are Secret tell me what the Secret Sixth Principle is.

FreeMason
04-01-2011, 07:21 PM
i hereby request that the Office of Secret Things That Are Secret tell me what the Secret Sixth Principle is.

I second this.

Also yay for not having to go join MK. :awesome:

tom the pit leader
04-01-2011, 07:41 PM
i hereby request that the Office of Secret Things That Are Secret tell me what the Secret Sixth Principle is.

you rang?

MeltedLazerz
04-01-2011, 11:23 PM
you rang?

now tell me what the secret sitxth principle is.

tom the pit leader
04-02-2011, 01:54 PM
are you worthy to know it? What mighty deeds have you done that prove your worth?

MeltedLazerz
04-02-2011, 08:01 PM
Is secret but is available at the request of the Office of Secret Things That Are Secret.


The terms do not require me to provide qualification, thus I am entitled to know the Secret Sixth Principle without needing to say why.

tom the pit leader
04-02-2011, 10:28 PM
Is secret but is available at the request of the Office of Secret Things That Are Secret.

The way that's worded, I'm the one who get's to make requests. If it said from, you'd be fine, but really, I'm the only one who gets to know, given that I'm the party in question.

Right now, I'm requesting a list of the deeds that make you worthy. There's a strike against you already, so it better be a good one.

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Is secret but is available at the request of the Office of Secret Things That Are Secret.

The way that's worded, I'm the one who get's to make requests. If it said from, you'd be fine, but really, I'm the only one who gets to know, given that I'm the party in question.

Right now, I'm requesting a list of the deeds that make you worthy. There's a strike against you already, so it better be a good one.

Master Holton
06-20-2011, 07:28 PM
... Is this real? Lol.

Watcher
06-20-2011, 07:38 PM
*face palm*

TheManWithoutAPlan
06-20-2011, 07:47 PM
This is why you get no cookies!

tom the pit leader
06-20-2011, 07:55 PM
do none of you feel your deeds are mighty enough to warrent knowing the secret?

Locke
06-25-2011, 01:16 AM
... Is this real? Lol.

Look at the date.

Kivan
06-26-2011, 12:44 PM
stop playing Necromancer, and leave dead topics alone.....unless they are really good.