A Briefish Comment on GOONS

[Assarax]

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*Assarax lights a cigarette

Two days ago, our friend and ally the New Pacific Order was attacked by a group of the biggest d-bags ever to roam Planet Bob. The second that Doomhouse unjustly declared war upon the New Pacific Order, the call to war rang loud throughout our halls. The Legion will not stand by and watch as honorless tyrants run rampant across the planet. Tonight, The Legion rides to war.

As of this day, 1/26/2011, The Legion hereby activates it's MDoAP with the New Pacific Order by declaring war on the Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism.

Seriously, Fuck you.

Ave Legio.

/s/

Watcher, Imperator
totem, Proconsul
Siaon, Minister of Defense
Alexander Kerensky, Minister of Internal Affairs
MeltedLazerz, Minister of Economics
Assarax, Minister of Foreign Affairs



Posted to the BBs at: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=97812

[tom the pit leader]

:ave:

let's do this

[Arcadian Empire]

:angry:

[sandman9913]

I love the troll GOONS

[Iron Wolf]

:ave:

[SiCkO]

why must you make my life difficult? :(

ave legio and best of luck guys

[Arcadian Empire]

Why is your life difficult?

If you didn't leave in the first place, you wouldn't be in said position... duh.

[Siaon]

:smug:

[jrkee]

give them hell Legion.

[Hubb]

why must you make my life difficult? :(

ave legio and best of luck guys

That's not what you just said on the BB's.

[DRAKOS]

Give em hell Boys!

[Jooshbox234]

:ave:

Needed a good laugh ass, your post got a lot of GOONS trolls riled up :smug:

[Megamind]

I gotta say, that was the best dow we've seen so far in this war...

[killer04]

it was also one of the shortest DoWs of the war :D

[Abas64]

Deploy... I say deploy the... the Legion tanks i say

:ave:

[Matthew The Great]

I was anticipating fighting you people :(

[SiCkO]

That's not what you just said on the BB's.

it was late ok :P

and yeah that was a typo, thanks for pointing that out, seriously, i didnt mean to be rude or anything

[DanDesade]

I was anticipating fighting you people :(

you people?

it was not that long ago you were one of us.

how far you have fallen in our eyes, and how great your betrayal.

you will be remembered by some of us. but it will be a memory of infamy.

[Arcadian Empire]

I remember you, Matt the Great. You had a very weird sense of things. :psyduck:

As evidenced by your choice of alliance after you left here - of course.


But still, we like the alliance exchange program we ostensibly have going. kamichi's been a very productive Legionnaire since he transferred over here. He even put forth a suggestion (which was promptly accepted) to put a clock on the forums.

Unless I have my FA stuff wrong... <_<

[Matthew The Great]

I am confused at my very weird sense of things, elaborate?

[Justin The Terrible]

I am confused at my very weird sense of things, elaborate?

tbh I agreed with his points on a lot of stuff.. but the whole MK thing.. is meh

[Arcadian Empire]

* Arcadian Empire looks at MTG's AA

'Nuff said.

[DanDesade]

just read the thread. GOONS are all up in arms about how pathetic we think they are. oh well, fun times.

[MeltedLazerz]

I was anticipating fighting you people :(

I could roll you right now :P

[Megamind]

I could roll you right now :P

Do it!

[Assarax]

Do it!

* Assarax rolls Mega down a hill

[Megamind]

Weeeeeeeeeee http://www.iron-command.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/roll.gif

[Mr Havok]

I was anticipating fighting you people :(

Yet you took the other way out and declared on one of our guys

You fucks could at least have the courtesy of a DoW you trifling coward

[Larajoseph]

Yet you took the other way out and declared on one of our guys

You fucks could at least have the courtesy of a DoW you trifling coward

That's Matt the great. All noise and no bite, from what I've seen. It's not very honourable to leave the alliance and then just troll everything he can.

[Hubb]

Yet you took the other way out and declared on one of our guys

You fucks could at least have the courtesy of a DoW you trifling coward

Win.

[Assarax]

Yet you took the other way out and declared on one of our guys

You fucks could at least have the courtesy of a DoW you trifling coward

:wub:

[Arcadian Empire]

Did I mention that my respect for TLR and Mr Havok jumped 500 points just then? =)

[Matthew The Great]

Yet you took the other way out and declared on one of our guys

You fucks could at least have the courtesy of a DoW you trifling coward

I hit who i am requested to hit, it not like my nation isn't a godawful piece of shit, that the nation i was requested to fight can nuke

[Mr Havok]

I hit who i am requested to hit, it not like my nation isn't a godawful piece of shit, that the nation i was requested to fight can nuke

Then why doesn't your cowardly alliance DoW us because now you have two aggressive wars against us

What's the matter bitch afraid of a real fight. I tell you what after you finish blowing Archon tell him if he's not to busy we await your formal DoW unless you know scared and all that otherwise worry about NPO

[Abas64]

I hit who i am requested to hit, it not like my nation isn't a godawful piece of shit, that the nation i was requested to fight can nuke

Hello Doomhouse Nation

If you wish to exit the conflict you have been so wrongly placed in by the tyranny of others then please:

1. Change your alliance affiliation to New Pacific Order POW.
2. Decom all tanks, aircraft, navy, nukes, CMs, war improvements, and release all but 20% of your soldiers. 3 MDs and 3 Satellites can be kept for an SDI.
3. Do not aid, in any form, any nation currently at war or planning to be at war with The Legion, her allies, or her cause as a whole.
4. Issue a statement of surrender to all your opponents stating your compliance with the above terms.

Upon doing so, attacks will cease on your nation. Abusing or breaking terms of surrender will result in continued attack and loss of the rights and privileges of a POW. POWs will be released once a ceasefire is declared.

Regards,
(on behalf of) New Pacific Order Government

:avefap:

[Arcadian Empire]

May I put forth my conjecture?

MK are too stupid to figure out what a DoW is, let alone compose one.

[IronsightSniper]

MK aren't dumb, they're smart enough to know when they're wrong.

[Arcadian Empire]

But they haven't DoW-ed us yet! So it's either failblitz or derp derp wats a DoW?

[Abas64]

Latest update:

GOONs lost over 831,920 strength

The Legion lost 90,133 strength

[HokageOwnage]

Boooya sexy time ^_^
Bet those GOON trolls are derp now XD

[Abas64]

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[Razgriz90]

Roll GOONS. o/

[jrkee]

roll GOONs Legion. keep up the rolling. :)

[Mr Havok]

Damn I should have trademarked GOONs it's now caught on worldwide

Also I got three sep OWF messages from GOONs telling me how dumb I am spelling it wrong

[Jooshbox234]

I'm going to use GOONs from now on :awesome:

[Imperial]

Much more fun to troll GOONs on our forum than the BBs :P

[Assarax]

Speaking of trolling GoOnS :P, I have to say, they're pretty pathetic. My target isn't even fighting back for the most part. He's nuked me once and turtled on day 2. He's lost 15k NS and just keeps getting pounded. Pathetic.

[Lord Gobb]

Speaking of trolling GoOnS :P, I have to say, they're pretty pathetic. My target isn't even fighting back for the most part. He's nuked me once and turtled on day 2. He's lost 15k NS and just keeps getting pounded. Pathetic.

I see progessia got into peace mode. Good for him.

[tom the pit leader]

I see progessia got into peace mode. Good for him.

he's a crazy bastard. That's my professional evaluation of him.


He can be in my squad again. :D