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The Arbiter
04-01-2010, 07:38 AM
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Dear fellow Veterans, Friends, and Denizens,

On a Very Frigid December morning, after observing less than adequate measures taken by the Ministry of Economics, the Vast Financial Database was created as a secretive organization dedicated to preserving the Vital, Factual, Doctrines of finance. Heading the Voluminous Finance Depot which was the Vast Financial Database, The Arbiter proclaimed himself the Veteran Financial Despot (as can be seen in his user title that hasn't changed since that day).

You may have also noticed other "Legionnaires" wearing VFD usertitles as well. Our Proconsul wears one to this day.

So, enough history, let's take a look at the people who were or are involved in VFD:

Veteran Financial Despot
The Arbiter

Very Fantastic Deputy
Feibelman

Venture Finance Dealer
Lord Fingolfin

Vital Fact Distributor
Siaon

Virgin Financial Director
Lord Necronomis

Variable Funds Director
MrAdmiralX

Vicious Faculty Disciplinarian
King Seifer Almasy

Volatile File Destroyer
Watcher

Vast Fraternity Denier
Killer04

Now, what do you see in common among most of these Volunteer Finance Delegates?

They are in Legion government. Correct. Take a look at VFD past and present:

The Arbiter - Director of Intelligence, Minister of Economics IV and Minister of Economics VIII
Feibelman - Minister of Defense IV
Lord Fingolfin - Proconsul II
Siaon - Chief Economics Coordinator and Commodore
Lord Necronomis - Director of Comms, Chief of Financial Staff, and Praetorian
MrAdmiralX - Minister of Economics VI
Watcher - Minister of Economics VII and Proconsul III
Killer04 - Praetorian

Every senior position of the Ministry of Defense and the Ministry of Economics is held by someone affiliated with VFD. All this took place and nobody even noticed...
What's the best part? VFD has been working among you Vile, Filthy, Dipshits for over 6 months. We even have a forum off of the Restricted Ministry of Economics forum...

VFD has slowly but surely integrated itself into Legion government.

The Volunteer Finance Department hereby declares an immediate removal of Hubb from the Office of Imperator and an immediate appointment of Watcher without vote.

You will be seeing some changes around here.

And so, on this April Fools day, 2010, VFD has initiated the final stage of its Articles and the Legion Charter has been overridden.

Have a Very Fine Day,

The Arbiter,
Veteran Financial Despot

The Arbiter
04-01-2010, 07:41 AM
To all who can see it, this is the link to the VFD forum: http://www.avelegio.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=640

PapaDaddy
04-01-2010, 08:21 AM
You all cant do that you fuckers....We have a voting right this is not a dictator and will fight you intil all of you back down. You take down Hubbs and I will take you down. Its time for revoulution I call that we challenge your so called ruling!!! Prepare for civil war if need be we must retain the integreaty of the charter. Take to arms I call for civil war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nonamemark
04-01-2010, 08:23 AM
* nonamemark checks the date

PapaDaddy
04-01-2010, 08:25 AM
Come on people take up arms agaisnt them lets have a civil war. I dont stand for changes involving my leader. So your going down pals.

Vanik Hardil
04-01-2010, 08:29 AM
* Vanik notes that Arb put 'overrided' which isn't a word.. and also notes that it should be 'overridden'..
If you are going to do an April Fools stunt, make sure you spell correctly.. Duh..

PapaDaddy
04-01-2010, 08:30 AM
Vanik help fight them I shall fight!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vanik Hardil
04-01-2010, 08:32 AM
Lol calm down, look at the date.. :D

PapaDaddy
04-01-2010, 08:44 AM
I cant find the date it says december what about it???? Are you agaisnt us!!!

totem
04-01-2010, 08:46 AM
What was it before.. volunteer fire department?

anyway, you were infiltrated by the shadow gov a long, long time ago :ph34r:

killer04
04-01-2010, 08:47 AM
dude calm down arb is just screwing around!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vanik Hardil
04-01-2010, 08:49 AM
I cant find the date it says december what about it???? Are you agaisnt us!!!

Lol, today is April 1st.. AKA April Fools Day.. He is just messing with us.. :P

killer04
04-01-2010, 08:51 AM
lol arb didnt point this out but, VFD has totally taken over the MoD Feibelman is VFD so is Siaon our commie, and me and Lord Necronomis as Praetorians

nonamemark
04-01-2010, 08:53 AM
Also I am Lord Arse Ripper nao

Vanik Hardil
04-01-2010, 08:55 AM
Heh, I remember VFD.. I remember it being Volunteer Fire Department though.. Here is the banner that I made for them a while back (when I was trying to be involved)
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1786/vfd5.png

nonamemark
04-01-2010, 08:58 AM
Voluminous Fallopian Deposits

King William IV
04-01-2010, 09:07 AM
Did he mention that I was rejoining and getting the job of proconsul?

The Arbiter
04-01-2010, 09:36 AM
It even says April Fools in italics... :detective:

The Arbiter
04-01-2010, 09:40 AM
You all cant do that you fuckers....We have a voting right this is not a dictator and will fight you intil all of you back down. You take down Hubbs and I will take you down. Its time for revoulution I call that we challenge your so called ruling!!! Prepare for civil war if need be we must retain the integreaty of the charter. Take to arms I call for civil war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Viva la Fuerte Disoluccion!

Megamind
04-01-2010, 09:48 AM
I hereby declare myself, Megamind of all things Mega, supreme ruler of The Legion. All who opposes will be struck down!

As my first act as supreme ruler I hereby declare the Volunteer Finance Department disbanded and all it's leaders will be rounded up and executed!

Viva la Megamind! :p

nonamemark
04-01-2010, 10:14 AM
Violent Female Discharge

Vanik Hardil
04-01-2010, 10:16 AM
Violent Female Discharge

Win.. :awesome:

nonamemark
04-01-2010, 10:52 AM
Viscous Fungal Disease

PapaDaddy
04-01-2010, 11:00 AM
Ohhh Im verrry stupid... But I my Leader of the ministry of radicals

Hubb
04-01-2010, 11:12 AM
* Hubb smacks the shit out of all usurpers in this thread.

* Hubb then pimpslaps his bottom bitch King William IV.

* Hubb restores order with an iron fist.

:awesome:

PapaDaddy
04-01-2010, 11:15 AM
Nice control i was going to start a civil war but then you showed up so sad.

King William IV
04-01-2010, 11:57 AM
You only wish hubb

The Arbiter
04-01-2010, 12:00 PM
KW, stomp this nigga out.

nonamemark
04-01-2010, 01:01 PM
Down with that sort of thing

Terceros
04-01-2010, 01:24 PM
So whos gettin stomped out now?

The Arbiter
04-01-2010, 01:53 PM
Hubb.

Watcher
04-01-2010, 02:01 PM
As my first order as Supreme Undisputed Ruler of the Legion, I claim all the cookies for myself. :smug:

Darth Elecian
04-01-2010, 03:01 PM
lol, I was at first like OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?! But then when I read totem's post about checking the date, It hit me like a ton of bricks.

Happy April Fools Day! :P

PapaDaddy
04-01-2010, 03:48 PM
lol, I was at first like OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?! But then when I read totem's post about checking the date, It hit me like a ton of bricks.

Happy April Fools Day! :P



That is a perfect Omg dude. I remeber it from some armorgames. And it took me a while and I still didnt get it. Mostly cuz I like war

Lord Fingolfin
04-01-2010, 05:17 PM
You've done well Arbiter, very well :ph34r:

You missed "Minister of Foreign Affairs VI" for me in addition to Proconsul II

Brings back fond memories. Down with Hubb :evilking:

PapaDaddy
04-01-2010, 05:18 PM
Up with revoulution!! WE SHOULD HAVE A PIRATE DAY

Feibelman
04-01-2010, 05:21 PM
Very Fucking Decisive.

Lord Fingolfin
04-01-2010, 05:21 PM
Up with revoulution!! WE SHOULD HAVE A PIRATE DAY

Or a "try not to use caplocks in all your posts day" :psyduck:

PapaDaddy
04-01-2010, 05:24 PM
I dont do them for all my posts. And lets have a pirates day.

MrAdmiralX
04-01-2010, 05:45 PM
Yah I remember when you started VFD, I had no idea what the hell you were doing, you just told me to join and join econ. Little did you know a week later I would take over lol. Now I can finally change my profile picture from V, since that is what it has been since VFD was secretly started.

General Exception
04-01-2010, 06:03 PM
Down with that sort of thing

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/kingwisp/father-ted-careful-now.jpg

(Dunno how many people will get the joke)

From your BAPS Very Finest Diplomat ;)

nonamemark
04-01-2010, 06:03 PM
You sir are a legend

PapaDaddy
04-02-2010, 03:50 AM
Iam very confuse of what it means/...

totem
04-02-2010, 04:19 AM
As my first order as Supreme Undisputed Ruler of the Legion, I claim all the cookies for myself. :smug:

Ahahahahaha..










No. :pissed:

Xineoph
04-02-2010, 04:21 AM
It's a Father Ted skit. :P

General Exception
04-02-2010, 05:47 AM
Iam very confuse of what it means/...

What Xineoph said. Look at the lower of the two signs to see the direct connection - it's slightly obscured by the railing.

PapaDaddy
04-02-2010, 05:53 AM
Oh now I get it...Im a idiot in a half.

nonamemark
04-02-2010, 06:28 AM
Careful now

PapaDaddy
04-02-2010, 07:26 AM
Very careful...

nonamemark
04-02-2010, 07:52 AM
Oh

PapaDaddy
04-02-2010, 09:53 AM
I said be careful.