The Great Second Cookie War has Begun

[Watcher]

* Watcher steals totem's cookies

[totem]

I c wut you did there..


Now get in mah range!!! :jihad:

[Watcher]

:hiding:

[Siaon]

* Siaon hits Watcher on the head.

Do I gets shineyz nao? :awesome:

[totem]

did you say "tonk!" when you hit him?

[SiCkO]

* SiCkO smacks watcher

tonk!

medal plz! :D

[Siaon]

* Siaon hits him again and says tonk.

There :D

[SiCkO]

beat u to it :P

[Siaon]

But still!

[Lord Zarcaine]

*Smacks Watcher

Bonk Bonk Bonk

can I ish has medal :D

[Imperial]

You whores... :P

[Lord Zarcaine]

You whores... :P

You only say that because you want us :P

[Imperial]

I'm more into higher class escorts but--

anyways!

[Lord Zarcaine]

I'm more into higher class escorts but--

anyways!

Who says im not one ^^

[Zyvexal]

* Zyvexal kills everyone in the cookie war who are here just for medals.

[Lord Zarcaine]

* Zyvexal kills everyone in the cookie war who are here just for medals.

Im not here just for medals, im here for the cookies as well.

[Zyvexal]

Im not here just for medals, im here for the cookies as well.

but I already stole all the cookies when you guys weren't looking.

[Lord Zarcaine]

*Smacks Zyvexal

Bonk

Return the cookies at once.

[Zyvexal]

*Smacks Zyvexal

Bonk

Return the cookies at once.
did you... just smack me....

the Chinaman is not pleased.

[Lord Zarcaine]

did you... just smack me....

the Chinaman is not pleased.

No I BONKED you like this

*Hits Zyvexal

BONK

Now return the cookies

[totem]

* SiCkO smacks watcher

tonk!

medal plz! :D

what medal? I was just curious if he said tonk :P

[Zyvexal]

No I BONKED you like this

*Hits Zyvexal

BONK

Now return the cookies

* Zyvexal strangles Zarcaine with fiber wire.

you wanted something?

i didn't think so.

[Lord Zarcaine]

* Zyvexal strangles Zarcaine with fiber wire.

you wanted something?

i didn't think so.

-Walks up behind Zyvexal and taps him on the shoulder-

Uuummmmm why you strangling that clone?

[SiCkO]

i demand a medal!

[Isaac Sumizone]

* Isaac saunters up behind Zyvexal, lifts some cookies off of him, puts them under his hat, and walks away nonchalantly

[killer04]

huh wheres the war?? who do i attack?? its been so long since i have been at war!!

[Darth Vaicious]

Vicious appears behind Zyvexal and Lord Zarcaine and has a super spy take the remaining cookies and devour all the cookies and desappear without anyone noticing until is to late :hiding:

[Isaac Sumizone]

* Isaac catches Darth Vaicious and disembowels him, shaking the stomach acid off the cookies and continuing to his mountaintop hideaway

[Watcher]

* Watcher still hiding

[Darth Vaicious]

Vicious use is last streng and activate a german handgranate an throw it to Isaac and blow him and watcher to little pieces....

[Vanik Hardil]

* Vanik declares on Feibs and nukes him before noticing that this isn't for real..

[Isaac Sumizone]

* Isaac dodges the grenade via being inside a mountain

[Siaon]

* Isaac dodges the grenade via being inside a mountain

* Siaon nukes the mountain.

[Lord Zarcaine]

*Sits back in his lawn chair eating a big bag of home made cookies

[totem]

* Watcher still hiding


To: Watcher From: Unknown Sender Date: 3/22/2010 2:50:36 AM

Subject: Spy Operation Attack

Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation. The attacking spies were given the following order: Steal Cookies. In the attack your counter intelligence systems failed miserably and lost all your cookies. The identity of the attacker remains unknown.

[Watcher]

I have no choice then.

* Watcher prepares to launch the milk filled missiles

[totem]

For the love of god, man, think of the children!

[Iron Wolf]

The children are safe from the milk missiles. They are hiding with the SOS Brigade guys watching anime and the Cartoon Network. :p

[Zyvexal]

The children are safe from the milk missiles. They are hiding with the SOS Brigade guys watching anime and the Cartoon Network. :p

Ohohohoho, SOS Brigade guys don't JUST watch anime...

Your children would be safer with Pedobears than with the SOS Brigadiers.

[Vanik Hardil]

lol.

[Watcher]

Ohohohoho, SOS Brigade guys don't JUST watch anime...

Your children would be safer with Pedobears than with the SOS Brigadiers.

LOL

[HokageOwnage]

*Steals all the cookie supplies, and blames it on totem*

[Lord Zarcaine]

*Goes to store and buys ingredients and bakes new cookies.

[Vanik Hardil]

* Vanik runs around zapping people with a stun gun..

[Lord Zarcaine]

Declares a Cookie Embargo on Vanik

[Vanik Hardil]

Declares a Cookie Embargo on Vanik

* Vanik doesn't know what an embargo is.. but knows that it sounds delicious..

[Alphex]

* Vanik doesn't know what an embargo is.. but knows that it sounds delicious..

maybe if you're anorexic...

[Vanik Hardil]

Hey, at least I don't have the image and link of the sparta war medal in my siggy.. :P

[Watcher]

* Watcher still fueling, it takes a while

[totem]

take your time, my engineers still havent finished work on the Milk-SDI

[Watcher]

take your time, my engineers still havent finished work on the Milk-SDI

If it is anything like legion SDI's during the war... :awesome:

[nonamemark]

* nonamemark runs in and pisses on all the cookies

MAD motherfuckers

[Alphex]

Hey, at least I don't have the image and link of the sparta war medal in my siggy.. :P

I'm double the awesome!

Edit: im the Director of RFL?

[Siaon]

Alphex: http://www.avelegio.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23778


Watcher, umad?

:smug:

[HokageOwnage]

Hokage fires a MCP (Milky cookie pulse) missile in the air causing all cookies to fail and die.

[Vanik Hardil]

I'm double the awesome!

Edit: im the Director of RFL?

Lol, double the awesome, or double the fail..?
Yeah, don't you read?

Alphex: http://www.avelegio.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23778

Thank ye, Siaon :D

[Watcher]

I must make more milk

:fap: :fap: :fap:

[Lord Zarcaine]

*Hides in his MCP proof bunker while eating his home made cookies

[Vanik Hardil]

*Hides in his MCP proof bunker while eating his home made cookies

* Vanik slinks in after Zarcaine, sits down next to him, and asks him politely for a cookie..

[Lord Zarcaine]

* Vanik slinks in after Zarcaine, sits down next to him, and asks him politely for a cookie..

*Hands Vanik a Cookie because he asked politely

[Watcher]

:fap:

[totem]

I must make more milk

:fap: :fap: :fap:

I'll never look at milk the same again :psyduck:

[Wensteria]

*Bakes a batch of homemade extra chocolate chip cookies for totem since his cookies were taken*

[Vanik Hardil]

*Hands Vanik a Cookie because he asked politely

Thank you sir!
* Vanik om nom noms the cookie..

[Watcher]

I'll never look at milk the same again :psyduck:

Mission complete. :nuke:

[Siaon]

Mission complete. :nuke:
All is going according to plan. :detective:

[Lord Zarcaine]

*Turns the dial from peace, to miss fire on the control console and covers his eyes before hitting the button and firing off the Cookie Nukes while remaining safe in his Bunker with Vanik

[PapaDaddy]

Oh god Cookie nuke run for your pathetic lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick Papa grabs the cannon and fires at the nukehttp://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx302/Pardo48/bf-piratebullet.gif

[SiCkO]

* SiCkO grabs cookies and heads back to the TOP bunker to watch Bones :P

[PapaDaddy]

*Papa runs into Top bunker and takes the cookies and shoots everyone. And gives them to Vanik*

[SiCkO]

good luck getting by Berith :P

[Lord Zarcaine]

*Points out its not nuke, but nuke(s)

[PapaDaddy]

Sexy Papa prepares the artillery for war and hides in Obama's bunker*


Can I get my ribbon for the fighting in the cookie war plz I took a shot in the arm by McCain!!!!

[Lord Zarcaine]

Sexy Papa prepares the artillery for war and hides in Obama's bunker*


Can I get my ribbon for the fighting in the cookie war plz I took a shot in the arm by McCain!!!!

Ha took a shot in the arm by McCain

I went hunting with Cheney and lived. :P

[Vanik Hardil]

*Papa runs into Top bunker and takes the cookies and shoots everyone. And gives them to Vanik*

Awsome, thank you PD :)
* Vanik shares with Zarcaine and PD..

[PapaDaddy]

No prob man.

* Quicks and turns around to fire at McCain from eating him.


Were under attack by old people run for your lives!!!

[Alexander Kerensky]

I don't know whats going on here, but I don't like it!

[PapaDaddy]

Quick Im under attack shoot him off of me

*McCain jumps on Papa and bites him*

[Vanik Hardil]

* Vanik takes a bolt-action rifle and shoots at McCain which scares him off..
Phew, that was a close one..

[PapaDaddy]

God they all want your cookies Vanik.

* Old lady beats Papa for the cookies*

[nonamemark]

Huzahaaaa

[PapaDaddy]

Quick we need to hide

*cookie nukes blowing up everywhere*

[frankishe]

Sweet jesus!!! What the hell did i just walk into...


... hey cookies

[SiCkO]

arnt they delicious!
:D

[frankishe]

how do i know i has none :(

[PapaDaddy]

Those are Vaniks cookies you monsters!!
*Shoots frankishe for eating the cookies*

[frankishe]

but...cookies...didnt ...eat...any. wait a sec (lookes at chest sees he is shot in arm) just a flesh wound (pulls FN 9mill and shoots PapaDaddy for shooting him for no reason)

[PapaDaddy]

god.... going....down.....fuck.......this....... Shoots IN THE SKY.......

[Vanik Hardil]

* Vanik looks around all confusedly.. and then offers both PD and Frankishe a cookie for their wounds..

[PapaDaddy]

*takes the cookie and becomes healed*

yes I live thanks to the magic of chocolate chips.

[frankishe]

(holsters pistiol) last time i bring beer to a warzone. (rips jacket, makes a crude dressing out of it, puts on wound) man it is going to suck carrying that 2-4 of beer now(eats cookie)

[PapaDaddy]

*shoots McCain and attacks the old people out of rage*

[Vanik Hardil]

*takes the cookie and becomes healed*

yes I live thanks to the magic of chocolate chips.

:xD:

(holsters pistiol) last time i bring beer to a warzone. (rips jacket, makes a crude dressing out of it, puts on wound) man it is going to suck carrying that 2-4 of beer now(eats cookie)

Heh, that's why you drink it first.. :D

[frankishe]

i would exept i was bringing it to my bar to restock(oddly enough its called "The Legion")

[PapaDaddy]

Its time to fight

[frankishe]

(puts beer in safe place, then draws pistol) crap outnumbered
(runs for cover)

:attack:

[Vanik Hardil]

* Vanik looks around.. and then is glad he is safe in the bunker..

[nonamemark]

* nonamemark taints all the cookies with the smeg of a thousand bigfoots

[PapaDaddy]

*Shoots every old lady at once*

[frankishe]

(peeks out of cover) ah screw this (runs to bunker)

[PapaDaddy]

*shoots him before he makes it*

[frankishe]

(falls down) SHIT!! STOP SHOOTING ME (shoots PD in the chest)

[PapaDaddy]

Papa goes down and is on the ground holding his chest...

[frankishe]

(drags himself into bunker, and closes door)

[PapaDaddy]

(Papa sets up a missile strike on bunker and starts firing...

[frankishe]

dont do it!! the cookies are in here!!!! (Frankishe wonders how PD got to the missile launch control after being shot in the chest)

[PapaDaddy]

*Blows up the bunker and laughs uncontrollably while being carried away by Tom Cruise*

[frankishe]

*pain* (with last strength, eats cookie... nothing happens) the cookies THEY DO NOTHING!!!!

[PapaDaddy]

*nooooooooooooo god nooooooooooo the cookie god has given up on are hope*

[frankishe]

He is not pleased with you destoying the majority of the cookies and has given up hope on us. but im still on good terms with the beer god. (drinks beer and is healed fully)

[PapaDaddy]

*PD summons pirate armies to attack anyone with cookies!!!!!!!*

[nonamemark]

* nonamemark rips the arse out of it down Ballentool

[Vanik Hardil]

PD... why.. blow me up..? * Vanik dies..

[nonamemark]

* nonamemark rocks out with his cock out

[frankishe]

(tosses vanik beer before death, and shoots PD again for almost killing vanik) What are you wearing kevlar WHY WONT YOU DIE!!!!

[Vanik Hardil]

Phew, thanks Frankishe!

[SiCkO]

* SiCkO steals the cookies in the confusion and eats them

[frankishe]

Phew, thanks Frankishe!

no problem im a bartender

as for sicko i stated the fact that they do nothing (hand beer to sicko anyway)

[PapaDaddy]

Pulls out AK and blazes at the bartender.

[LordDagon]

*Takes bags of cookies out of storage and throws them at people*

[frankishe]

(ducks into cover, comes back out with C-7 and fires at PD, then eats cookie)

[PapaDaddy]

Takes out a riot shield and holds the fort.

[frankishe]

(takes grenade,pulls pin, counts to two and throws behind riot sheild)

[PapaDaddy]

Uses a pirate as a meat shield...

[Zyvexal]

* Zyvexal infiltrates the base and poisons the cookies.

[Jooshbox234]

*Nukes PD's Bunker*

You can't survive that!! And what happened to the other nukes?

[frankishe]

(hears noise, looks up)RUN!!!!:panic::panic:

[Zyvexal]

* Zyvexal loves how no one saw him poison the cookies.

[frankishe]

Frankishe saw but he had beer which in his mind is more important than cookies

[PapaDaddy]

Survives only bc he was using a decoy... Starts shooting Frankishe as PD hates beer!

[frankishe]

(The ak being inaccurate as it is, misses, Frankishe aims and blows PD's head off) SURIVIVE THAT!!!!

[PapaDaddy]

I did as I used a decoy hahahahhaa I cloned myself. A surprising twist. And PD clones fires at Frankishe with M16's and P90's

[Vanik Hardil]

* Vanik is getting tired of this.. and walks away..

[PapaDaddy]

Noooooo Vanik why did you leave us!

[frankishe]

(As he gets riddled with bullets,frankishe detonates a suitcase nuke, killing everything within 3 miles, and destroying the cookies and thus ending the war)

[PapaDaddy]

Nooooo u mad man the war has ended oh whhhhhy

[frankishe]

(walks up behind the real PD and shoots him) now its over

[PapaDaddy]

silent.................................

[frankishe]

(walks away eating cookie)

[SiCkO]

hey Zy!

quick we need a derailment! :P

[frankishe]

(drops dead after remebering cookies were poisoned) this....isnt....over (dies)

[Yakuza96]

Hey! Who turned my blue cookies pink?! :angry:

[Zyvexal]

(drops dead after remebering cookies were poisoned) this....isnt....over (dies)

HAHA

I win.

I demand cookie war medal now.

[Xineoph]

When I see ground attacks being launched, then we'll talk medal. :P

[PapaDaddy]

PD's pirate army declares war and engages the others with guns and tanks.. The war only began

[frankishe]

(body is seen being dragged away)

[PapaDaddy]

I win the war I get medal!

[frankishe]

(a large pod hits the ground nearby, it opens and a giant walker walks out)
I've come to destoy you

[PapaDaddy]

Damn this all to hell. Takes rocket launcher and begins firing at Walker.

[frankishe]

(rocket does minor damage to walker, walker fires assult cannon at PD, more pods land opening to reveal hundreds of soldiers in power armour, which begin fighting PD's pirate army)

[PapaDaddy]

Pirate army begins firing and they have shield technology so Im winning here.

[frankishe]

as i remember they were using p90's and m-16s so... no it's even lol(gotta love power armour) i guess its down to melee combat

[PapaDaddy]

Dang it puts bombs on pirates and makes them suicide bombs..

[frankishe]

(Army throws grenades into said pirates)

[PapaDaddy]

They all gone I surrender

[frankishe]

surrender accepted, let it be known that this war has ended.

[PapaDaddy]

Yep so someone lock this up intil the third happens but intil then lock this.

[Zyvexal]

surrender accepted, let it be known that this war has ended.

hey wait, war didn't end yet, I poisoned your cookies and you died, it's Zyvexal 1, frankishe 0.

[PapaDaddy]

Buddy its over maybe the next war...

[frankishe]

(mech opens up showing frankishe attached to life support equipment)
(in a cold mechanical voice) Life support ftw

[PapaDaddy]

Oh are u still want to fight then

[frankishe]

no just fixing a plot hole :D

[PapaDaddy]

Oh ok then :p

[Zyvexal]

Buddy its over maybe the next war...

I'm not your buddy, friend!

[Watcher]

* Watcher is still in his bunker

[PapaDaddy]

Ok friend I think its over

[Watcher]

The cookie war continues until they are under lock down in my bunker.

Negotium can handle any offensive measures!

[PapaDaddy]

Starts setting up defenses

[frankishe]

(closes up walker, walks over to watcher and gives cookies to him)

[PapaDaddy]

Your surrendering???

[frankishe]

no, but the man wants his cookies

[PapaDaddy]

Ohh ok then

[Zyvexal]

psh, he's giving him the cookies that I poisoned earlier, sneaky bastard.

[PapaDaddy]

A twist of evilness as PD takes his revolver out

[Imperial]

Just had to bring up a cookie medal

:angry: totem; Xin

[Darth Vaicious]

Vicious came back after ricovering of his granade injuries, and brings the Coroniam army and begun to siege Watcher bunker with heavy artillery and bombers to take revange and do horrible torture thinghs to Watcher in tv.

Vicious send special forces squads to take the cookies of the rest of legion members AND PUT EXPLOSIVE FAKE COOKIES has replacements of the true cookies to end the war so he can be named The Lord of the Cookies for all the Eternity.

And I want a cookie war medal (just me everyone is already death)

[Zyvexal]

Vicious came back after ricovering of his granade injuries, and brings the Coroniam army and begun to siege Watcher bunker with heavy artillery and bombers to take revange and do horrible torture thinghs to Watcher in tv.

Vicious send special forces squads to take the cookies of the rest of legion members AND PUT EXPLOSIVE FAKE COOKIES has replacements of the true cookies to end the war so he can be named The Lord of the Cookies for all the Eternity.

And I want a cookie war medal (just me everyone is already death)

you do realize that the "true cookies" are poisoned, right? :P

my poisoned cookies claim their third victim!

[frankishe]

psh, he's giving him the cookies that I poisoned earlier, sneaky bastard.

damn foiled again

[frankishe]

(orders army to comence siege)

[Darth Vaicious]

yes I know thw cookies are poisoned I just wanted them just to have the cookies and blow up everyone with my own explosive cookies.... and to destroy watcher

[frankishe]

(happy hes in a giant mech safe from explosive cookies)

[Siaon]

* Siaon noms.

[PapaDaddy]

PD takes a nap

[Jooshbox234]

didnt we nuke each other? what happened to those? Somehow poisened cookies killed more...

[frankishe]

i came in after nuking

[PapaDaddy]

I destroyed one nuke.... So i lived

[Terceros]

*GRABS BOX OF COOKIES AND SPEEDS AWAY*

[PapaDaddy]

U mother** give me my cookies now!

[HokageOwnage]

*trips the cookie box snatcher and then takes the cookies to his underground fortress of doom*

[Darth Vaicious]

While my army continus the siege of Watcher bunker and giving explosive cookies Vicious wonders if this is the end for the Legion because this bloody cookies war is not going to end until there is only but one legionarie alive.... all for a bunch of cookies and of course that survivor it´s going to be me

[Zyvexal]

Blood Cookie

starring Leonardo Dicaprio

and

Zyvexal

[Vanik Hardil]

Blood Cookie

starring Leonardo DiCaprio

and

The Legion

Fixed..

[Zyvexal]

stop the import of conflict cookies!

[PapaDaddy]

Were importing cookies???Why must we do this!

[frankishe]

(Shoots Vaicious with assult cannon)

[PapaDaddy]

Cant we all get along and share the cookies?

[totem]

No.

[frankishe]

Well there goes diplomacy

[Darth Vaicious]

Vicious is able to survive the artillery shot because he was inside his supertanksand then send a infantry charge with bayonets to frankishe, meanwhile slowly but surely continue the siege of watcher bunker, and fire some antiship missiles to PapaDaddy.

[PapaDaddy]

PD prepares his Gavy(yes i call it that) and sends his fighters to take oiut the missiles.

[Terceros]

*Flash-Step* Grabs cookie box AGAIN, and plants several claymores on the way out.
"MINE BITCHES!!!!"

[frankishe]

(bayonets do nothing as frankishe is in a giant mech, uses flamethrower to clear infantry)

[Jooshbox234]

*Nukes everyone... again*

You cant survive the radiation let alone the blast!

[frankishe]

(mech is radiation proof and althogh damaged beyond repair Frankishe cheats death again)

[PapaDaddy]

PD teleported to the Lost city of Atlantis so he is safe...

[Curtis]

What's a cookie war?

[frankishe]

Simple, a war over cookies :D

[Curtis]

You run a bar in real life called the Legion? Sorry about this stupid question but what are cookies?

[frankishe]

yes i do run a bar called the legion, and cookies are made by making cookie dough, mixing in choclate chips (or whatever else you want) and applying heat (i have no idea how to make cookies)

[PapaDaddy]

strange how people dont know about cookies.

[Curtis]

I know what cookies are in real life i just thought you guys were talking about electrontic cookies if there is such a thing.

[Darth Vaicious]

You can say this is a Legion civil war or internal war for the control of the cookies

[Curtis]

How do you control the cookies?

[Darth Vaicious]

Killing everyone else in this bloody war, then if you survive you own the cookies (be careful many of us have put fake poisonus or explosive cookies to kill the others)

And I survived that nuke because my army have NBQ protection

[PapaDaddy]

PD set up his base of operations in Atlantis and fires the drones at the people.

[frankishe]

(runs to a nearby flak gun and starts firing at drones)

[Foxdude]

what is with the cookie nukes?

[PapaDaddy]

The cookie nukes are nuclear cookie dough put into a missile to be fired. Also PD sneds hundreds of drones to attack.. Many will die.

[frankishe]

(transports to base in alberta and prepares defenses)

[PapaDaddy]

Theirs nothing in Alberta to protect you :p

[Zyvexal]

The cookie nukes are nuclear cookie dough put into a missile to be fired. Also PD sneds hundreds of drones to attack.. Many will die.

* Zyvexal doesn't really care cuz he doesn't know what "sneds" means.

[Siaon]

* Zyvexal doesn't really care cuz he doesn't know what "sneds" means.

He speaks the truth!

[PapaDaddy]

the word is "send" come one people you could have figured it out lol.

[Zyvexal]

oh right, cuz as we all know, pirates have drones.

[frankishe]

Theirs nothing in Alberta to protect you :p

lol O RLY?!

(presses a red button , and an emp wave destroys all of PD's drones)

[PapaDaddy]

Damn u Alberta and ur hidden weapons!!!!!

[HokageOwnage]

Releases my top secret army of Big Daddies and let them go on a rampage on all the combatants while I will just stroll over and capture the delicious cookies!

[PapaDaddy]

PD takes over the Big daddies as he is the Papa Daddy.... Oh yeah their mine now fool!!!

[frankishe]

(once again EMP's the big daddys)

[Arbraxos]

http://www.codeismylife.com/ascii_cookie/48150.html

[Zyvexal]

that's awesome. :D

[PapaDaddy]

Hey guys how is the war going?

[Darth Vaicious]

Vicious got tired an go home to eat oreo cookies

[NewZantonleader]

Sneaks and steals cookies inthe middle of the night, only to leve half an oreo cookie....

[Ganondorf X]

*Laughing Evily Ganondorf Steals the Worlds supply of cookies*

[Alexander Kerensky]

http://www.imagepoop.com/images/look_at_my_fuckin_balls.jpg

[Master Holton]

:panic: where are all my cookies?! :panic!:

[LordDagon]

I call in an AC130 and destroy all of Iraq's cookies

[YourFearlessLeader]

I call in an AC130 and destroy all of Iraq's cookies

You were too late... I already ate them. :P

[Slevin]

As Slevin Rises from hell, his army of demons,dragons,undead,monsters,titans,and all of PD's clones and anything that died start destorying everything but when they are killed twice as many come out. So now a permamint hole in the world is open up and hell takes over. So Slevin goes down and sits on top of a montain and wonders why mankind did this over just cookies.........

No one else well i take the cookies and give them back to the original owner!!!!!


Bonus:
There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun.
-Alison Lurie

[Lord Zarcaine]

The Cookie Commandments

1. "I am the Lord your Stove, who brought you out of the land of cookielessness, out of the house of hungryness. You shall have no other stoves before me." {Unless I go out, then that stove will be your Lord.}

2. "You shall not make for yourself a carved image or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, The Lord your Stove, ama jealous Stove, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love me and keep my commandments."

3. "You shall not take the name of the Lord your Stove in vain, for the Stove will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain."

4. "Remember the Stoveth day to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Stoveth of the Lord your Stove. In it you shall do no work other than baking cookies: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day to eat cookies. Therefore the Lord blessed the Stoveth day and hallowed it."

5. "Honor your bowl and stand mixer, that your days may be cookiefull upon the land which the Lord your Stove is giving you."

6. "You shall not take shortcuts while baking cookies."

7. "You shall not mix your cookies together."

8. "You shall not steal cookies."

9. "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbors baking."

10. "You shall not covet your neighbor's stove, you shall not covet your neighbor's stand mixer, nor his whisp, nor his rolling pin, nor his counter top, nor his baking sheet, nor anything that is your neighbor's cookie baking equipment."

{On a side note, I may be going to hell for this one, so when I get there I will immediately set up a Legion post. :ave: Legion}

[HokageOwnage]

Holy shit I lol'd at that hahahaha

[SiCkO]

lock thread plz

[King William IV]

lock thread plz

Keep thread unlocked, anger SiCkO

[Master Holton]

inb4lock

:lock:

[SiCkO]

Keep thread unlocked, anger SiCkO

:angry:KW:angry:

this is a low point in TOP-OMFG relations :P

[Watcher]

I still have them :hubb:

[King William IV]

:ph34r:KW:ph34r:

That face is to never be used with my name... so I fixed it for you

Also what do you mean low point!!! Here I thought us having calderone took us lower by the day...

[SiCkO]

Also what do you mean low point!!! Here I thought us having calderone took us lower by the day...

so your burrowing?

[Kivan]

did someone say something about a cookie?