View Full Version : Rachael Ray = Terrorist!
Imperial
05-30-2008, 10:58 AM
That's right, she's wearing a "terror scarf" in a Dunkin' Donuts commercial ergo she must be a terrorist. :P
http://i.l.cnn.net/money/2008/05/29/news/companies/dunkin_donuts.ap/rachael_ray.ap.03.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7427206.stm
Assarax
05-30-2008, 11:09 AM
Oh, yeah, her cooking shows on the Food Network are just providing revenue for extremist terrorist organizations. A scarf for fuck's sake... come on...
Villalba
05-30-2008, 04:05 PM
Lol Imperial.
I cannot believe that even made the press. Jeez that is another step towards mental retardation.
Arcadian Empire
05-30-2008, 07:28 PM
Ah yes, she's carrying a "milkshake bomb"
IronsightSniper
05-30-2008, 08:59 PM
No wonder her recipe made my pot explode!
Imperial
05-30-2008, 09:07 PM
No wonder her recipe made my pot explode!
An explosion of flavor?!
IronsightSniper
05-30-2008, 11:17 PM
An explosion of flavor?!
YES! It was like a suicide bomb of chocolate in my mouth!
The Corporal
05-30-2008, 11:19 PM
I'd still hit it, terrorist or not.
Pimptastic
05-31-2008, 01:31 AM
explosion in her mouth thats the way to show terrorists lol
Iron Wolf
05-31-2008, 02:59 AM
Fashoin or not, that scarf looks like crap to me, lol. Guess that's why I'm not a fashion designer... I'd have to create things that I thought wouldn't sell to make any money. You know... I've caught some of those terror vids that blogger was talking about, and somehow I just don't remember any of the terrorists holding up cups of iced coffee and donuts. :D
Melidan
05-31-2008, 04:43 AM
An explosion of flavor?!
ROFL!
I'd still hit it, terrorist or not.
And no. She's got man hands!
Goalintos
05-31-2008, 07:27 AM
WTF...??! I kinda heard about this, but... Hell! I saw many ppl buying scarves like that at the festival I was at last w'end!! xD
IronsightSniper
05-31-2008, 01:33 PM
I'd still hit it, terrorist or not.
Ewww.....her voice is messed up to me.
And, seems like she's been eating too much of her samples.
Fashoin or not, that scarf looks like crap to me, lol. Guess that's why I'm not a fashion designer... I'd have to create things that I thought wouldn't sell to make any money. You know... I've caught some of those terror vids that blogger was talking about, and somehow I just don't remember any of the terrorists holding up cups of iced coffee and donuts. :D
I actually think that scarf is pretty cool looking. Who gives a #$%* whether it's typically worn by Muslim women. The retarded racist media needs to shut it and stop trying to make something into news.
Arcadian Empire
05-31-2008, 11:11 PM
Muslims wear that scarf? Really?
IronsightSniper
06-01-2008, 12:27 AM
I actually think that scarf is pretty cool looking. Who gives a #$%* whether it's typically worn by Muslim women. The retarded racist media needs to shut it and stop trying to make something into news.
It's worn by terrorists o_o
And Muslim men where scarfs too >_>
Melidan
06-01-2008, 08:21 AM
It's worn by terrorists o_o
And Muslim men where scarfs too >_>
Hate to say it, but he's right. It's a Yasser Arafat scarf.. even though I still think this was made too big of a deal out of.
IronsightSniper
06-01-2008, 12:59 PM
Hate to say it, but he's right. It's a Yasser Arafat scarf.. even though I still think this was made too big of a deal out of.
Haha...I don't like Rachel Ray anyways.
Hate to say it, but he's right. It's a Yasser Arafat scarf.. even though I still think this was made too big of a deal out of.
It's.... a scaaaaaaaaaaaaarf. -_-;
The scarf is not evil. Jeeze, that's just like when people say that people who wear turbans are terrorists just because Osama bin Laden wears one. <_<
IronsightSniper
06-01-2008, 01:50 PM
It's.... a scaaaaaaaaaaaaarf. -_-;
The scarf is not evil. Jeeze, that's just like when people say that people who wear turbans are terrorists just because Osama bin Laden wears one. <_<
That scarf is worn by that terrorist leader dude along with his buddies.
Like, no other Muslims where that.
It's like a symbol of their group, just like the purple eagle is to the Legion.
It's like an ID tag you know?
tom the pit leader
06-01-2008, 05:53 PM
It's.... a scaaaaaaaaaaaaarf. -_-;
The scarf is not evil. Jeeze, that's just like when people say that people who wear turbans are terrorists just because Osama bin Laden wears one. <_<
JUST A SCARF?!?!?!
Look wain, if even one terrorist wore that scarf, at ANY time that is way too close for me. Being a terrorist is all about additude, and if it's ok to LOOK like a terrorist, then soon it will be ok to BE a terrorist. It's a slippery slope, and we need to contain all terrorist outlets or soon the dominos of our anti terror efforts will fall and the terrorists will win. And we can't have that. Love America or leave it, us or them wain, us or them.
In fact, because I saw a celebrity have one, I had to go become a terrorist, I hope you're happy, Becasue I don't want to be a terrorist.
Imperial
06-01-2008, 05:56 PM
Terrorists breathe air...you breathe air...you must be a terrorist! Call Department of Homeland Security!
IronsightSniper
06-01-2008, 06:46 PM
Terrorists breathe air...you breathe air...you must be a terrorist! Call Department of Homeland Security!
OMA!
That made the most sense evar!
Villalba
06-01-2008, 07:26 PM
Well, think about this. If she was a Muslim extremist, then shouldn't she be wearing appart from the scarf, a cloak that covered her head? Along with subtitles that portray words such as kill the infedel? And i mean come on Dunkin Donnuts...a terrorist organization. That makes no sense, the media in America screwed up big time, and revealed the stupidity of Corporate America.
JUST A SCARF?!?!?!
Look wain, if even one terrorist wore that scarf, at ANY time that is way too close for me. Being a terrorist is all about additude, and if it's ok to LOOK like a terrorist, then soon it will be ok to BE a terrorist. It's a slippery slope, and we need to contain all terrorist outlets or soon the dominos of our anti terror efforts will fall and the terrorists will win. And we can't have that. Love America or leave it, us or them wain, us or them.
In fact, because I saw a celebrity have one, I had to go become a terrorist, I hope you're happy, Becasue I don't want to be a terrorist.
I seriously LMAO'd. XD
This and Imperial's comment.
Besides... I thought it was a cute scarf. :( Besides, at least she wasn't wearing it on her head. :P
IronsightSniper
06-01-2008, 09:10 PM
I seriously LMAO'd. XD
This and Imperial's comment.
Besides... I thought it was a cute scarf. :( Besides, at least she wasn't wearing it on her head. :P
Or held an AK-47 over her head and strapped a bomb on her waste while saying,"Allah, Allah, Allah!".
Bobboman
06-01-2008, 10:36 PM
if that is a terrorist, then you better lock me up as a enemy-combatant, because i would totally date that girl, me-ow
IronsightSniper
06-01-2008, 11:00 PM
if that is a terrorist, then you better lock me up as a enemy-combatant, because i would totally date that girl, me-ow
Are...are you serious?
She's fugly....
Arcadian Empire
06-01-2008, 11:18 PM
Rachael Ray looks Indian.
Let me quote a certain comedian:
Terrorists want to blow up an airport...Indians want to work, at the airport! [indian-voice]That would be counter productive[/indian-voice]
Terrorists hate Americans...Indians hate, each other!
IronsightSniper
06-01-2008, 11:31 PM
Rachael Ray looks Indian.
Let me quote a certain comedian:
Russel Peters is hilarious bro.
Arcadian Empire
06-01-2008, 11:34 PM
I know... =P, but I prefer Eddie Murphy's 1980's work. Gotta love his skits "The Fart Game", "Ice Cream Man"...especially the first, that was the first thing that made me laugh for 10 minutes straight!
IronsightSniper
06-01-2008, 11:36 PM
I know... =P, but I prefer Eddie Murphy's 1980's work. Gotta love his skits "The Fart Game", "Ice Cream Man"...especially the first, that was the first thing that made me laugh for 10 minutes straight!
Meh, I'm not raciest, but Stereotypical jokes appeal to me more than the "regular" joke. =/
Arcadian Empire
06-01-2008, 11:38 PM
I like more "racy" jokes too.
IronsightSniper
06-01-2008, 11:41 PM
I like more "racy" jokes too.
Ugh....I'm half Asian so this won't matter much.
Q. How do you close an Asian's eye?
A. Use fishing wire.
Arcadian Empire
06-01-2008, 11:56 PM
No, that's Chinese.
=P
Which will remind me about Russell Peter's "Different Types of Asian" skit along with the "Difference between Cantonese and Mandarin" skit.
IronsightSniper
06-02-2008, 02:59 PM
No, that's Chinese.
=P
Which will remind me about Russell Peter's "Different Types of Asian" skit along with the "Difference between Cantonese and Mandarin" skit.
Lol I didn't see those yet.
The Corporal
06-02-2008, 04:38 PM
Are...are you serious?
She's fugly....
I find her to be the best looking Food Network female, narrowly beating out the Everyday Italian chick. If only I could sew Rachael Ray's mouth shut, she'd be the perfect woman. NOTE: That wasn't a dig on women in general, it's just that I can't stand Rachael's accent or some of her favorite words...yum-o and EVOO make me die a little on the inside every time I hear them come out of her mouth.
IronsightSniper
06-02-2008, 04:54 PM
I find her to be the best looking Food Network female, narrowly beating out the Everyday Italian chick. If only I could sew Rachael Ray's mouth shut, she'd be the perfect woman. NOTE: That wasn't a dig on women in general, it's just that I can't stand Rachael's accent or some of her favorite words...yum-o and EVOO make me die a little on the inside every time I hear them come out of her mouth.
NEVAR!
I find her to be the best looking Food Network female, narrowly beating out the Everyday Italian chick. If only I could sew Rachael Ray's mouth shut, she'd be the perfect woman. NOTE: That wasn't a dig on women in general, it's just that I can't stand Rachael's accent or some of her favorite words...yum-o and EVOO make me die a little on the inside every time I hear them come out of her mouth.
EVOO? :huh:
King William IV
06-02-2008, 10:24 PM
This just pissed me off, when I read the news every night at school, I did not want to hear about a terror scarf, I wanted to hear about the primaries and Iraq. This was THE most pointless waste of my time ever. (I read this when it first was an issue)
Arcadian Empire
06-02-2008, 11:29 PM
Yum-O?
Okay, I just lost any feelings of attraction for her.
Knave of Hearts
06-03-2008, 05:33 AM
well theres another nail in the coffin of decent media, it must haven been a slow news day for the bbc to report on that
The Corporal
06-03-2008, 05:49 AM
EVOO? :huh:
Her acronym for extra-virgin olive oil. She doesn't say it as one word, though, she says it as four letters (which is probably the single most annoying noise I've ever heard - and there is a lot of competition for that award).
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