bigdaddychacha
01-24-2010, 01:35 AM
Killed some time today with these online games, found some really bizarre and hilarious stuff in there. A surprising amount of it was political, plus zombies, ninjas, going postal at the office, etc.
Presidential Street Fight 2008
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-1986-Presidential_Street_Fight_2008.html
Bush Shoot Out: Starring President Bush and Condoleezza Rice
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3959-Bush_Shoot_Out.html
This one seems to have had a lot of production put into the cut scenes and character animations, if not so much the gameplay. There are some hilarious moments.
Cubikill
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3550-Cubikill.html
Go completely postal...but not before the game makes you do something that makes you feel like you're really, actually cracking up and losing it! Brilliant intro!
Cubikill 2
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3776-Cubikill_2.html
A more in-depth, disturbed postal rampage after you get out of jail for your behavior in the first game. A little disturbing, but with plenty of hilarious psychotic moments!
Mort II
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3342-Mort_II.html
More than a little bit inspired by Sin City, but mixed in with sniper scenarios very stylishly and humorously brief. Each scenario is really like a vignette, and in between vignettes, Mort (sorry, Andre) likes to check his e-mail. You'll spend more time reading e-mails than you will on some of the missions, but still kind of fun and nice to look at.
Mort
http://www.addictinggames.com/mortthesniper.html
The original Mort. Maybe not as stylized as sequel will eventually be. You star as Andre, a sniper assassin who takes orders from some lady named, "Mrs. Mort" via e-mail. I will say, despite how short the levels were, most of them did have a truly distinct feel. The silhouete of your rifle is a nice FPS touch. At the end of the game, the heroic assassin reclines, reading a book called, "Women: Conquering Your Fear of Commitment" when his cell-phone rings: Could this be - a - woman?!? Dun-dun-dun...To be continued...
F.P.S.A.S. - First Person Shooter Advanced Shooter
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3249-F.P.S.A.S.html
This game is like a "best-of" version of every FPS you've ever played, as drawn by a 5 year old!! Enough said, give it a try!
Bulwark 53
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-2652-Bulwark_53.html
Wake up in a zombie infested survival horror future with good sound effects, decent graphics, above-par atmostphere for this type of game, and a killer glitch that might make you break your keyboard.
Captain Zorro - Last Hope
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3003-Captain_Zorro___Last_Hope.html
If you have a soft spot for old the old DOOM games, then this will be a nice walk down memory lane with an homage to one of the originators of the genre.
Presidential Street Fight 2008
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-1986-Presidential_Street_Fight_2008.html
Bush Shoot Out: Starring President Bush and Condoleezza Rice
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3959-Bush_Shoot_Out.html
This one seems to have had a lot of production put into the cut scenes and character animations, if not so much the gameplay. There are some hilarious moments.
Cubikill
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3550-Cubikill.html
Go completely postal...but not before the game makes you do something that makes you feel like you're really, actually cracking up and losing it! Brilliant intro!
Cubikill 2
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3776-Cubikill_2.html
A more in-depth, disturbed postal rampage after you get out of jail for your behavior in the first game. A little disturbing, but with plenty of hilarious psychotic moments!
Mort II
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3342-Mort_II.html
More than a little bit inspired by Sin City, but mixed in with sniper scenarios very stylishly and humorously brief. Each scenario is really like a vignette, and in between vignettes, Mort (sorry, Andre) likes to check his e-mail. You'll spend more time reading e-mails than you will on some of the missions, but still kind of fun and nice to look at.
Mort
http://www.addictinggames.com/mortthesniper.html
The original Mort. Maybe not as stylized as sequel will eventually be. You star as Andre, a sniper assassin who takes orders from some lady named, "Mrs. Mort" via e-mail. I will say, despite how short the levels were, most of them did have a truly distinct feel. The silhouete of your rifle is a nice FPS touch. At the end of the game, the heroic assassin reclines, reading a book called, "Women: Conquering Your Fear of Commitment" when his cell-phone rings: Could this be - a - woman?!? Dun-dun-dun...To be continued...
F.P.S.A.S. - First Person Shooter Advanced Shooter
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3249-F.P.S.A.S.html
This game is like a "best-of" version of every FPS you've ever played, as drawn by a 5 year old!! Enough said, give it a try!
Bulwark 53
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-2652-Bulwark_53.html
Wake up in a zombie infested survival horror future with good sound effects, decent graphics, above-par atmostphere for this type of game, and a killer glitch that might make you break your keyboard.
Captain Zorro - Last Hope
http://www.gamesfree.ca/1-3003-Captain_Zorro___Last_Hope.html
If you have a soft spot for old the old DOOM games, then this will be a nice walk down memory lane with an homage to one of the originators of the genre.