Answer every ? with a ?

[Spartan King]

The one and only rule, answer every question with a question.

Ok, ill start, which football team do you support?

[Lady_Aberdeen]

Why do you wanna know that I support FC Aberdeen???

[Spartan King]

why not, is that such a bad thing to do?

[Balance]

Could it be worse?

[Lady_Aberdeen]

What team do you support then?

[Spartan King]

Why should i tell you?

[Lady_Aberdeen]

Do you want me to ask you again and give you a present for answering???

[Melidan]

Why should he get a present and not me?

[Spartan King]

Maybe i deserve a present more than you?

[totem]

What can you do for it?

[Balance]

Can you do tricks?

[Professor D]

Can you?

[Imperial]

Why would you want to do tricks?

[Melidan]

Why would you want to turn tricks?

[totem]

wait, what?

[voodoochild]

What did you not understand?

[Melidan]

So you know what I meant?

[Lady_Aberdeen]

Who knows what Melidan is talking about??

[Balance]

How could we?

[Imperial]

Does anyone?

[Arcadian Empire]

Can Sinatra do a somersault?

[voodoochild]

What does that have to do with Mel?

[Lady_Aberdeen]

Who is Mel, Melanie?

[AzureShadow]

Isn't Mel some female pop star?

[Arcadian Empire]

Don't you mean Melina?

[Sandrock149]

who is that?

[Balance]

Do you really want to know?

[Laguna97]

why wouldent we want to know?

[Professor D]

Why is it important to know?

[Laguna97]

why would it be important not to know?

[Professor D]

How should I know?

[Laguna97]

why dont you know?

[Arcadian Empire]

Why are we answering questions?

[Professor D]

Who says we are answering them?

[Arcadian Empire]

Why must you answer questions with questions?

[Professor D]

Aren't those the rules of the game?

[Laguna97]

why would you say something like that?

[Professor D]

Well, isn't it true?

[Laguna97]

if it wasn't true then why would we be doing it?

[Professor D]

Weren't you the one who asked though?

[Lady_Aberdeen]

Weren´t you the person questioning?

[Professor D]

What if I was?

[Laguna97]

why wouldn't you be?

[Professor D]

what if you were though?

[Assarax]

Who's who then?

[Lady_Aberdeen]

Isn´t this getting to questionised?

[Assarax]

Is questionised even a word?

[jacosby]

Is this the right place?

[Assarax]

The right place for what?

[jacosby]

Don't you know?

[Assarax]

How could I know?

[Lady_Aberdeen]

Knowing is mighty they say, or was it a different saying?

[Assarax]

Do they appreciate you taking their sayings?

[Professor D]

What if they wanted their sayings taken?

[voodoochild]

Are you saying they like plagiarism?

[Professor D]

What if some of them do?

[voodoochild]

Which ones?

[Professor D]

Could it be those who want exposure?

[Lady_Aberdeen]

What is a different word for exposure?

[Balance]

You mean a word for being bare?

[Assarax]

Do you mean nude?

[voodoochild]

Radiohead song?

[Blackjack]

Was it Radiohead or Blur?

[Laguna97]

why in the world would i know?

[Professor D]

what if we thought that you would know?

[Assarax]

Why would he know anything about Radiohead?

[Balance]

Why shouldn't he?

[Assarax]

Does he?

[Professor D]

How should I know?

[Blackjack]

Who is Radiohead again?

[totem]

do you want voodoo to stab you?

[Professor D]

What if he does want that?

[totem]

shouldnt you be worried?

[Professor D]

Why should I be worried?

[Assarax]

Why shouldn't you be worried?

[Professor D]

What did I do to deserve a voodoo stabbing?

[cange]

why dony\t you deserve a voodoo stabbing?

[Professor D]

who are you to judge?

[Balance]

Then who should decide?

[Professor D]

what about some kind of jury?

[Arcadian Empire]

How about we decide this via magistrate?

[Professor D]

What makes your idea so great?

[totem]

you questioning mah authority?

[Arcadian Empire]

Yes?

[Professor D]

what if we are?

[totem]

you dont want to know, do you?

[Arcadian Empire]

What year is it?

[Professor D]

Why don't you look at a calendar?

[Balance]

Do you really need a calendar for that?

[Arcadian Empire]

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?

[Sinatra]

Wouldn't you rather Nestle?

[Balance]

Where did all this chocolate come from?

[Surdaine]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[Professor D]

Do I want to know?

[Arcadian Empire]

Egg, much?

[Surdaine]

How can you even think about eating chocolate-covered eggs?

[totem]

easter mebbe?

[Balance]

Can we have something else instead?

[Surdaine]

What do you want to suck on instead?

[Imperial]

Should I not response with a dirty post?

[Surdaine]

Why, whatever could you mean?

[Assarax]

Who's being mean?

[Surdaine]

Why do you believe someone's being mean?

[Assarax]

Isn't someone being mean?

[Surdaine]

Are you sure you're not being paranoid?

[Arcadian Empire]

Wowwipop?

[Professor D]

What does that have to do with being paranoid?

[Balance]

What do you mean I'm paranoid?

[Surdaine]

Have you any proof you're not paranoid?

[Professor D]

Have you any proof he is?

[Surdaine]

Was I required to provide proof he is?

[Professor D]

Shouldn't you be required to?

[Arcadian Empire]

Bubble gum?

[Assarax]

Bazooka Joe?

[Megamind]

Who is Bazooka Joe?

[Arcadian Empire]

Lovenkrands?

[Jan Liqua]

What makes you think I speak Gibberish?

[Megamind]

Maybe he meant the Danish football/soccer player Peter Løvenkrands?

[Jan Liqua]

Since when do they play football and soccer at the same time?

[Megamind]

Isn't it the same sport you damn American?

[Jan Liqua]

Doesn't that kind of rude talk usually lead to us sending Dick Cheney after you?

[Megamind]

What is he gonna do?

[Onichan]

What *wouldn't* he do..?

[Professor D]

how should I know?

[Arcadian Empire]

Can totem do a somersault?

[totem]

do I have to?

[Professor D]

Is that part of the duties of Director of Intelligence?

[Balance]

Does it require intelligence to do?

[Arcadian Empire]

A derka-derka?

[totem]

a what?

[Professor D]

should we even ask?

[Arcadian Empire]

ProD is gay?

[Professor D]

Who said that?

[Arcadian Empire]

You?

[Professor D]

when did I ever say that?

[Arcadian Empire]

When didn't you say that?

[Professor D]

Could it have been several times?

[Arcadian Empire]

Err...yes?

[Professor D]

was that even a question? (gotcha)

[Arcadian Empire]

Not sure...was it?

[Professor D]

could it not have been?

[Arcadian Empire]

Hmm?

[Professor D]

is "hmmm" a question?

[Arcadian Empire]

Errr...yes?

[Professor D]

is that even a real question?

[Arcadian Empire]

Is it?

[Professor D]

shouldn't you know?

[Arcadian Empire]

Who was the last man to step onto the Moon?

[Professor D]

What does that have to do with the price of milk in China?

[Arcadian Empire]

Who introduced China?

[Professor D]

Could it have been me?

[Arcadian Empire]

Huh?

[Ceres]

How high are you?

[Arcadian Empire]

High? What does this have to do with things?

[Ceres]

When was the last time weed didn't have everything to do with anything?

[Arcadian Empire]

Want to have a job in the Communications department?

[Ceres]

Why would I want a job, Wouldn't that mean I would have to work?

[Arcadian Empire]

Isn't working a blessing?

[Ceres]

was that first question a serious question?

[Arcadian Empire]

Was it?

[Ceres]

why would I ask a question to someone who has no answers?

[Arcadian Empire]

Why did you ask it in the first place, then?

[Ceres]

why wouldn't I ask you a question, why would I have anticipated that you were incapable of answering a question without a question in the answer a question with a question section?

[Arcadian Empire]

Why are you so complicated?

[totem]

why arent you?

[Ceres]

How did you get involved in this?

[Ceres]

Why am I asking myself a question?

[Arcadian Empire]

?

[Ceres]

way to blow it....

"Why do you disappoint me? second by second, you waste my time."

[Professor D]

Was that last bit a question?

[Arcadian Empire]

^ Ceres ruined it.

Huggles?

[Professor D]

what are huggles?

[zapeta]

what aren't huggles?

[Ceres]

How did everyone miss that my question was a quote from ATHF because I was upset that Arcadian had no words?

[Arcadian Empire]

What?

[Professor D]

What is ATHF?

[Assarax]

Who are you people?

[Arcadian Empire]

Uub?

[Professor D]

what is Uub?

[vangrue]

How did the line of questioning get so mixed up?

[Villalba]

What was the line of the question again?

[Professor D]

how should I remember?

[Arcadian Empire]

York?

[Assarax]

Is it new?

[vangrue]

But is it art?

[Arcadian Empire]

Are we talking about caek?

[vangrue]

Isn't caek just amazing?

[Arcadian Empire]

Is it?

[vangrue]

How could it not be?

[Arcadian Empire]

Wobble wobble?

[Megamind]

what's a Wobble wobble?

[Professor D]

what isn't a wobble-wobble?

[Arcadian Empire]

Wobble wobble?

[vangrue]

Wibble wobble?

[Balance]

what's wrong with it?

[Arcadian Empire]

Blah?

[Ceres]

How is that a valid question?
How does sticking a question mark at the end of a word make a question?
When did you decide to not follow the rules of this thread and just make up non-questions?
what is wrong with you?

[Arcadian Empire]

What the...?

[Ceres]

What do you want to know?

[Arcadian Empire]

Something?

[Spartan King]

What time is it?

[Ceres]

what are my options?

[Arcadian Empire]

Is that you Ceres?

[Assarax]

who's ceres?

[yrock]

Who's asking?

[Arcadian Empire]

Lol?

[Balance]

What's so funny?

[Ceres]

where have you been?

[Arcadian Empire]

Don't you know?!

[Balance]

Is it possible to get lost here?

[yrock]

Have you ever tried?

[Ceres]

Is anyone genuinely interested?

[Arcadian Empire]

Blackle?

[Ceres]

wtf?

[Arcadian Empire]

Don't you know the green version of Google?

[Mongo]

Is this what passes for spam these days?

[Ceres]

When did you decide to get involved?
(btw its good)

[Arcadian Empire]

What's good?

[Balance]

it's all good, right?

[Arcadian Empire]

Is it quiche?

[Assarax]

Do you like quiche?

[Balance]

Is there something wrong with liking quiche?

[Arcadian Empire]

Pepper?

[Assarax]

Chile's?

[Arcadian Empire]

Nandos?

[yrock]

Pants?

[Megamind]

Are you wearing pants?

[yrock]

Would you prefer if I were?

[Arcadian Empire]

Under where?

[jacosby]

You don't know where?

[Arcadian Empire]

W?

[Balance]

TF?

[Arcadian Empire]

M?

[Assarax]

Orly?

[Balance]

Do you doubt it?

[Arcadian Empire]

Gloobenglands?

[Spartan King]

What the what?

[Arcadian Empire]

Circus cars?

[yrock]

Why do you never call?

[Arcadian Empire]

Have you gotten fat?

[yrock]

Why the hell are you so insensitive? *cries*

[Arcadian Empire]

%^@#^?!

[Sir Hobo]

what in the world is that?

[Arcadian Empire]

Can't you read it? Isn't it perfectly clear what I'm saying?

[Sir Hobo]

why in the world would i want to read it?

[Arcadian Empire]

Are you from OFS?

[Sir Hobo]

would it change our relationship if i was?

[Arcadian Empire]

Should it?

[Sir Hobo]

are we perhaps taking this too seriously?

[Arcadian Empire]

???