OMG!?!?!?!? SECRET INFORMATION ON THE LEGION?!

[Sandrock149]

SaNdRoCk is 18 ^_^

Secret Secret

[bigdaddychacha]

Happy Birthday! Now go buy some cigarettes or pron or something! ;)

[Arcadian Empire]

Sandy is 18?

Happee Berthdaee.

[Imperial]

Uh oh, porn shops beware!

Happy birthday Sandrock

[Toga]

wait.. you guys BUY pr0n?!

what you fink the interwebz are for!!!!!!


joo guys phail!

[Arcadian Empire]

Damn right.

Free pron > Purchased pron.

Or is it? Hmm.

[Melidan]

O wtf.. I just made a birthday thread! :P

[yrock]

Finally legal :ph34r:

Expect me. Soon.

[Melidan]

Finally legal :ph34r:

Expect me. Soon.

lmfao!

[wain]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! :D :D :D

* wain actually has a Gundam Wing background on the desktop and myspace. :D

[The Corporal]

Porn? Toga's right, you can get trailers-full of porn for free on the Internet. Go get yourself a lapdance, lottery tickets, and a cigar. Then patiently wait three years to buy alcohol...happy birthday!

[Arcadian Empire]

So...where's this secret info?

[Melidan]

So you weren't even 18 when you went to Vegas??! You poor, poor man. Time to go back.

[Sandrock149]

hahahha thanks guys legion is famzz ^_^

[Lincongrad]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! :D :D :D

* wain actually has a Gundam Wing background on the desktop and myspace. :D

This, right here, is what's wrong with the world (and yes, I was violated by one when i was younger, which is why I hate em so much).

[jacosby]

Happy Birthday.....definitly find the nearest 18 and up strip club close to you and...go, go ,go!

[Assarax]

Happy Birthday.....definitly find the nearest 18 and up strip club close to you and...go, go ,go!

You know, those can be hard to find. Especially when you live over an hour from Chicago where most of them are, and it's like 11:30 pm when you and a group of friends are trying to go because you're bored on a Tuesday night.

*ahem*

Back to the festivities! Happy Birthday Sands!

[Arcadian Empire]

Strip clubs, eh?

That reminds me of a funny story I had when playing GTA:San Andreas...

I was driving around near the Airport Graveyard, where you learn how to fly. And there was a town near the oil rig, just east of the Area 51 or 69 or whatever it was.

I decided to try and steal a Rhino from Area 51 or 69, and we got in, got 5 stars, got pounded by the SAMs (well SSMs, points for people who get this) but we came out unscathed.

But no, stupid tank flips over when we got over the rock and gets on fire. I get out and ran to the nearest building, like an Ammunation (because the cops won't get you while you're in there.) But the nearest buildings were too far away, thankfully, a guy with a Rancher came along and I stole it off him.

The FBI people rammed the car and I ended up in this gated up compound in that small community. The compound was called the "Big Spread Ranch" and at 5 stars, I didn't want to die and lose all my weapons, which included:
- 20 satchel charges
- 300 Desert Eagle rounds
- 4000 MP5 rounds
- 3000 AK47 rounds
- knife (I swear, those are hard to find, I treasure them when I get one)
- 400 Spaz-12 Shotgun
- And many other weapons =)

I got out of the car, as it started to go on fire and the bloody FBI shooting at me with MP5s, so I went into this building.

And then I found out it was a strip club.

I'm like "Safe!" Then I accidentally pressed 'circle' and then I...attracted the attention of the security at the club and I died there.

Thankfully, I'm a cheap ass so I just loaded from my last save. =)