What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you?

[Arcadian Empire]

Yes...another fantastic game by the Arcadian Empire.

We need more Forum Games, more games = more spamming. More spamming = more Quest to 10k pages posts.

So...it's pretty obvious.

What would you say if you woke up next to the person who posted before you?

Example
Max: I'm first!
John: How did I get to Iraq?
Sophie: *in a sexy voice* Well, hello there!
Gary: Huggles!

Hmm...let's see where this gets us.

[Lincongrad]

Dude! Bestiality is BAD! Even if it's a yellow rat!

[Arcadian Empire]

How did you get to Australia?

[yrock]

Why am I not on top of you?

[croix153]

sup cutie.

[Lincongrad]

Who the hell are you?

[Arcadian Empire]

*cries*

[Iron Wolf]

Ok... so how drunk was I again?

[Arcadian Empire]

Pika pi.

[Wilson Edens]

What the Hell was I thinking...

[wain]

*snuggles the volleyball*

[Melidan]

"Yes!"

:P

[wain]

"Shouldn't you be trucking?" :P

[Sir Hobo]

so... does this count as a diplomatic experiment?

[jacosby]

get your finger out of there.......

[Melidan]

again...

"Yes!"

:P

[Legionnaire]

Where's my kidney?!

:p

[Arcadian Empire]

Do I know you?

[wain]

Get the **** out of my bed, Bama-hater! :angry:

[Arcadian Empire]

Huggles!

[Sir Hobo]

well....i musta really been drunk.....

[Lord Mole]

score!

[Iron Wolf]

Yikes!!!

[Arcadian Empire]

LYK OMG!!!!11!11eleven!!11 don't touch meh!

[Iron Wolf]

Ok, it's not "how drunk was I"... it's how drunk can I get to keep this forgotten?!?!?!

[Arcadian Empire]

You know, if you wanted to be in bed with me, all you had to do was ask...

[totem]

eew, who let the dog in again?

[wain]

"Ahhh! Where'd you come from?"

[Hymenbreach]

Wait... this isn't my harem!

[Lady_Aberdeen]

Read me that poem you wrote again and then come back to bed.

[Arcadian Empire]

*falls back asleep*

[Wilson Edens]

How did we get everyone from The Legion in one bed?

[Arcadian Empire]

Who are you?

[wain]

* wain snuggles. "Yay, you're back!"

[Arcadian Empire]

Wow, that's two times now. Third time's a charm.

[Assarax]

"How much did I drink last night?"

[Arcadian Empire]

Eep.

[forever young alaska]

oh damn who turned on the light

[wain]

Is it just me, or did it suddenly get colder?

[Lady_Aberdeen]

Here, I´ll get you a blanket, you don´t have to lay here naked...

[Sinatra]

What a lucky guy I am. :P

[Lady_Aberdeen]

I must be dreaming

[Arcadian Empire]

If I gave you huggles...would that be cheating on wain?

[Sinatra]

Poke morphine I choose you!!

[Arcadian Empire]

Damn it Sinatra! I told you no lullabies!

[forever young alaska]

good mornin my cuddly can i huggle you to death ur sooo cute

[Sinatra]

MMMMM YOUNGGGGNESS

* Sinatra Drools

[Arcadian Empire]

Not again...

[Hymenbreach]

So, did I get the job?

[ShadowPhoenix]

I had no idea I went that way...

[Balance]

shhh...go back to sleep.

[Arcadian Empire]

Oh, thank God it's you Balance...I thought you were Michael Jackson!

[Sinatra]

I wondered where that static was coming from.

[Arcadian Empire]

Okay from now on, no lullabies!

[forever young alaska]

is that ur tail i feel ?

[Arcadian Empire]

Oh, crud.

[Professor D]

So can I get a promotion or what?

[Arcadian Empire]

Where did you come from?

[Professor D]

You're not Stacy. Ah well.

[Arcadian Empire]

What did I say about sleeping gas?

[Professor D]

So is that a poke'ball down there or are you just happy to see me. ... Oh it is a poke'ball.

[Arcadian Empire]

(inquisitive voice) ProD?

[Assarax]

z0mg

[Lmcfalcon12]

Can I use your avatar as a blanket??

[Professor D]

Watch the talons honey.

[Lmcfalcon12]

...you again?

[Arcadian Empire]

Piiiiiiiikkkkaaaaaaa.....chuuuuuuuuuu!

*Pikachu electrocutes the whole room

TRYING TO SLEEP!

[Sandrock149]

i wont say nething

*rapes pikachu XP

[Arcadian Empire]

Sandrock, no more raping.

You can't rap. You rap as well as...a really sucky rap artist.

[Klaus von Ausburg]

Well, it beats squirrel!

:cooks and eats pikachu:

[Arcadian Empire]

Oh God...

[Lady_Aberdeen]

Come on over have some fun, dance into the morning sun!!!

[Arcadian Empire]

Gesundheit.

[Sandrock149]

shit i did it again

[Arcadian Empire]

Sandrock...remember I told you to keep the beds seperated!

[Professor D]

What the... when did this happen?

[Arcadian Empire]

*Arcadian shocks ProD

[Professor D]

Stop shocking me.

[Arcadian Empire]

*Pikachu shocks ProD....again!

[Wilson Edens]

*Jumps Back Onto Pika*
SURPRISE!!!

[Arcadian Empire]

Don't even think about it!

[Professor D]

How does this keep happening?

[Arcadian Empire]

One more time and I will stop using "Thunder Wave" and use "Thundershock"...do it again, then it'll be a "Thunderbolt"...once more...you'll get "Thunder" and then... "Hyper Beam." I don't know how I know how to use Hyper Beam...but I just can =) Gotta love TM's

[Professor D]

Were you playing with your poke'mon again last night?

[Wilson Edens]

I think I do need a doctor.

[Lmcfalcon12]

...pretty sure the avatar above me says Darkness...odds are I wouldn't wake up.

[Saloon Simon]

Dont you hate it when this happens...............

[Arcadian Empire]

*groan*

Cook me breakfast!

[voodoochild]

oh, you're still here?

[FragInsurance]

so it was you!!

[Professor D]

Can you tone down the fire? Too many burns will make people wonder.

[Arcadian Empire]

ProD, this hammock was for me.

[Balance]

No means no!

[hockeyD13]

OOOOOOOOOOO, whats this

[Lmcfalcon12]

Augh!!

[Professor D]

You're not Ashley.

[Lmcfalcon12]

No...you look like you need a doctor.

[Professor D]

I could be your doctor.

[Arcadian Empire]

Snow cone?

[Wilson Edens]

Does this count as animal abuse?

[Professor D]

Why is it so dark in here?

[hockeyD13]

a doctor, u can work on me

[Professor D]

I know where I would wear that hat.

[Arcadian Empire]

Pika pi? Pika pika! Pika chuuuu Pika Pika *dances* Pika pika... Pika chu... *stands on head*

[totem]

drunk doesnt begin to cover this

[Arcadian Empire]

totem...can you get off me now?

[Professor D]

Whats totem doing here?

[Arcadian Empire]

Hi ProD. Get out please.

[Balance]

whyyyyyy????

[Arcadian Empire]

Shiny ribbon!

[King William IV]

What happens in Vegas...

[Arcadian Empire]

*Arcadian shocks the person above

[King William IV]

how did you get by my mouse traps?

[Arcadian Empire]

I'm not a mouse.

[King William IV]

Get out

[Arcadian Empire]

pika pika

[King William IV]

Why do I have a pokemon next to me

[Arcadian Empire]

Me not pokemon...me pikachu!

[princessro07]

Yay!!! Pikachu!!!

[Arcadian Empire]

I'm sorry...I've never heard of OFS. =P

[asacavanagh]

*dazed* ouch my head. *asa rolls over*

*smells bacon and eggs* mmmm

*arcadian walks in*

*orkwid silence through the room, with shocked look on my face*

AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW MUCH DID I HAVE TO DRINK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ok, it's not "how drunk was I"... it's how drunk can I get to keep this forgotten?!?!?!

*asa runs away*

[Titus]

EFF!

[asacavanagh]

Wtf? how much did i have to drink lastnight? wait more to the point Why the HELL am i in bed with a guy!?!?!?

[IronsightSniper]

Hot damn.
*smacks ass*

[Arcadian Empire]

Get out now.

[IronsightSniper]

Well that was fun I guess.

[Arcadian Empire]

Get out again!

[IronsightSniper]

Sorry, you called me.

[Arcadian Empire]

One more time and you're a dead man.

[asacavanagh]

God Dam It not again im going to be thrown in jail for animal crualty soon

XD

Hot damn.
*smacks ass*

you liked it lol please DONT COME AGAIN!

(not Cum dirty barsteds)

[FreeMason]

I'm not sure what happened or how I got here but I'm calling a cab. Now.

[Bernkastel]

The person above me doesn't exist, thus nothing would be said and I would move along. :P

[FreeMason]

What the hell is this kid doing here!?!

[Bernkastel]

You pedo.

[IronsightSniper]

Well that was worth my tree fitty.

[asacavanagh]

umm

i hope i dont get done for pedofelia o.O

"jackyseto123
Legion's Resident all-around awesome kid"

[Arcadian Empire]

*Arcadian walks out

[FreeMason]

I'm shocked.

[Arcadian Empire]

*Arcadian cries

[IronsightSniper]

Too much pain?

[Arcadian Empire]

Can you stop?

[IronsightSniper]

Nah.

[Arcadian Empire]

...

[IronsightSniper]

Yeah, Imma leave, gonna look for fresh talent.

[Arcadian Empire]

That's right, keep leaving!

[Scrawney]

I would say nothing.

but I haz a knife...

[asacavanagh]

*shots squiral with gun next to bed*

frigen things keep coming into my bed for some reason and living in my room >: (

[FreeMason]

Here's cab fare. Now get out.

[totem]

hei, have you seen my wife?

[Arcadian Empire]

No totem, this isn't the Praetorian Staff Room.

[asacavanagh]

>_> im scared now here take this money and never come back here

[hockeyD13]

HOLY SHIT !!!

[Dark Force]

WTF?!?!?!

[Lady_Aberdeen]

Get out of my house....NOW

[mhawk]

I guess I'm complacent...

[hockeyD13]

......

[Lady_Aberdeen]

I couldn´t find your page, can you show me please...

[hockeyD13]

You are one hot nurse :D

[leninrocks244]

What in the fuck?

[hockeyD13]

lulz

[leninrocks244]

lulz

lmfao

[hockeyD13]

WTF

[leninrocks244]

lolwut

[hockeyD13]

WOW

[leninrocks244]

What the fuck did we do last night?

[hockeyD13]

How did this happen

[leninrocks244]

I hope I wasn't too much of a beast last night.

[hockeyD13]

Ouch!!

[leninrocks244]

Ok.... you gotta GTFO out now.

[hockeyD13]

um...

[leninrocks244]

Srsly, I gotta do...... stuff.

[hockeyD13]

whats going on!

[leninrocks244]

I'm actually a 12 year old boy *Cameramen show up out of nowhere and Chris Hansen comes in from the shadows.* "Have a seat right over there."

[hockeyD13]

I have nothing to say

[Dark Force]

eh shit

[hockeyD13]

What just happened?

[Curtis16]

*looks at Hockey* CRAP... where did you get those rufies

[hockeyD13]

lol, hey curtis

[Scott the Honorable]

you like your eggs sunny side up motha fucka???

[hockeyD13]

Tastey

[Arcadian Empire]

Ewww...get away now.

[IronsightSniper]

I'm shocked.
Get it?!
ZING!

[hockeyD13]

ok...

[Arcadian Empire]

Didn't I tell you to get out?

[hockeyD13]

what?

[Arcadian Empire]

...

[hockeyD13]

hi:D

[Dark Force]

Still here?

[FreeMason]

Holy shit I must've been HAMMERED.

[Dark Force]

WTF?!?!

[Arcadian Empire]

WTF! (get it! LOL)

[hockeyD13]

slurp!

[FreeMason]

Not again, dammit. Why do you keep slipping me roofies?

[Imperial]

Kinky.

[The Arbiter]

Holy Jedi it's Darth Vader!

[Illusion]

I'd cancel my internet access.

[hockeyD13]

i Kill you

[Dark Force]

Why won't you leave!

[hockeyD13]

DIE

[Dark Force]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!

[hockeyD13]

Go down a hole

[Dark Force]

shove up a clown's a$$

[hockeyD13]

ill cut off ur ear

[Dark Force]

Why won't you leave me alone?

[hockeyD13]

I have seen U b4

[Dark Force]

my head hurts....

[hockeyD13]

What happened

[Dark Force]

how did i get here?

[leninrocks244]

lolwut?

[hockeyD13]

HI

[Professor D]

Now keep in mind, the room is a bit chilly.

[hockeyD13]

Is it hot in here?

[Arcadian Empire]

Pikachu?

[asacavanagh]

>_> gtfo

[hockeyD13]

urfg

[Curtis16]

OMG

[hockeyD13]

Hey buddy

[Arcadian Empire]

Get off!

[hockeyD13]

ohh baby

[Dark Force]

Why you?

[hockeyD13]

pop

[Dark Force]

GAWH!!!

[The Arbiter]

stick it in me and call me Edith

[hockeyD13]

MY TWIN

[Dark Force]

not again....

[hockeyD13]

Oops

[Dark Force]

Is this my house or yours?

[The Arbiter]

Is this my house or yours?
Both of ours, we're married.

[hockeyD13]

NICE

[Dark Force]

WHAT?!?!

[The Arbiter]

do you remember The Arbiter of Bahamas? I was in your alliance like 400 days ago. (this is serious)

[hockeyD13]

OUCH

[Dark Force]

Where's my money?

[hockeyD13]

U get none

[Dark Force]

You wanna die?

[The Arbiter]

dude this is not where I parked my penis

[hockeyD13]

OOOOOOOOOOO

[Dark Force]

Where's my clothes?

[hockeyD13]

I have a gun

[Dark Force]

where are we again?

[The Arbiter]

where's my coke?

[Dark Force]

your new

[hockeyD13]

ooo baby

[Dark Force]

your not really going to...

[The Arbiter]

can you please leave me and all 17 inches of my cock alone please?

[hockeyD13]

my wang is in ur mouth

[Dark Force]

Why won't you leave?

[hockeyD13]

blamsey

[Arcadian Empire]

If PB was here...

[Dark Force]

Well, this is shocking.