If you could nuke a country... [Archive]

ShadowPhoenix

04-13-2008, 05:16 PM

I'm not sure you should put the White House on there. Crazy CIA and FBI people might interpret that as a terrorist attack. Although they'd probably interpret a dog taking a dump on the White House lawn as a terrorist atatck.

Arcadian Empire

04-13-2008, 05:18 PM

Haven't you heard of faeces bombs?

Lincongrad

04-13-2008, 07:05 PM

Haven't you heard of faeces bombs?

*gasp* He's a fed!!!

Imperial

04-13-2008, 07:12 PM

If you're not a terrorist, then don't vote for it :P

Melidan

04-13-2008, 07:20 PM

Man tough choice between Iran and China... Chinese soldiers executed scores of Americans during the Korean War, but Iran... man, they're just nuts.. And they're training/equipping insurgents in Iraq.

NUKE IRAN!

Zagato

04-13-2008, 07:49 PM

I looked over the options and have concluded that none of them are deserving of nuclear holocaust. But if I were forced to make a decision, I pick Disneyland. I mean there are quite a lot of Disneylands. Wouldn't hurt to nuke just one.

Megamind

04-13-2008, 11:20 PM

I am just happy you thought my country (Denmark) was important enough to go on the list :D

Arcadian Empire

04-13-2008, 11:53 PM

Lol...he thinks its an honour.

It is.

michaeru

04-14-2008, 03:51 AM

I vote China.

Also, I'm glad that nobody wants to destroy me and ze Vaterland, here.

Lady_Aberdeen

04-14-2008, 03:57 AM

^This michaeru.
I vote China also.....

Wilson Edens

04-14-2008, 07:22 AM

China! FTN!

Villalba

04-14-2008, 09:03 AM

Disney Land of course. Cracy Pedophiles...

Imperial

04-14-2008, 12:02 PM

Looks like plenty of people don't like Mickey Mouse :P

Villalba

04-14-2008, 12:27 PM

Of course not. Mickey Mouse is a communist socialist roddent invented by an Anti Semitist man, who likes to cook little children, and wants to teach them Liberal Hippie ideals. Is a plot i say...A Liberal PLOT!!!. ^o^

Camarilla

04-14-2008, 04:20 PM

China; I want to kill of 80% of their population by aiming the nuke at the three gorges dam. Though i don't actually need a nuke for this job.
660,000,000 hmm they still have double our people even with 80% dead... And lets not forget about the few that survive it...

The Corporal

04-14-2008, 04:26 PM

Trust me, when the dam fails in 5 years it'll clear out plenty of people. Won't have to do anything but watch it on Fox News.

asacavanagh

04-14-2008, 04:48 PM

Well because china is one of the worlds biggest producer of polution and OVER POPULATED

Camarilla

04-14-2008, 04:55 PM

Nope it is because 80% of their population lives between the two rivers. The rest of the land isn't that great. But that area is suppose to flood. It doesn't anymore because of the dam, the Chinese built that dam fairly cheaply, at least much more so than say the Hoover dam. But I wouldn't mind dropping a bomb on Vietnam either prove a bit better that we didn't lose that war.

ShadowPhoenix

04-14-2008, 04:56 PM

The Corporal

04-14-2008, 08:32 PM

A couple of years ago I saw a program where there were a few people talking about how Iraq could turn into the next Vietnam and maybe we should use tactical nukes to help clear out stubborn areas, and one of the guys said "well, we could have turned Vietnam into a glass-covered, self-lighted parking lot, but we didn't." If only we could turn much of the Middle East into a glass-covered, self-lighted parking lot...we could put a lot of Wal-Marts out there, especially when all of the Chinese toys can provide radiation protection. :D

bigdaddychacha

04-15-2008, 03:34 AM

Using nukes will never solve the problem of a whole nation of people hating us. It only has the potential to make it worse. If we didn't lose the Vietnam War, then why is the whole frickin' country Communist? Winning a war is more than just killing a lot of people and winning battles.

Several countries that probably are most deserving of a good nuking are not on the list. It would be controversial to name them unless they committed a clearly deserving transgression. There are several steps that have to be taken before you nuke a country; number one, you have to stop trading with them. We never stopped trading with China, so it will probably be awhile before we're forced to pull out the ultimate weapons. Otherwise, it will just look like America is trying to default on it's debts through nuclear warfare!

ShadowPhoenix

04-15-2008, 05:25 AM

Otherwise, it will just look like America is trying to default on it's debts through nuclear warfare!
Hey! We'd be sending the finest nukes in payment of our debts, only skimping on the delivery system to enable us to end the highest quality. Instead of Fed-Ex or some such, we'll send them by Air Force. Unfortunately the Air Force might misunderstand our instructions, but that's not our fault.

Sinatra

04-15-2008, 05:47 AM

No one wants to nuke Denmark?

The Corporal

04-15-2008, 05:24 PM

Hey! We'd be sending the finest nukes in payment of our debts, only skimping on the delivery system to enable us to end the highest quality. Instead of Fed-Ex or some such, we'll send them by Air Force. Unfortunately the Air Force might misunderstand our instructions, but that's not our fault.

The United States Military: When It Positively, Absolutely Has to Be Destroyed Overnight.

omfghi2u2

04-15-2008, 06:45 PM

The CIA, FBI, Marine Corps, Navy Seals, MIB are unto everyone who voted for the white house.

Blow up your computers because they should be at your door in 15 minutes...

Now if you voted Disneyland, I suggest you start running because Micky and his friends are probably at your house by now.

SIWELCELA

04-15-2008, 06:59 PM

vote china for population control

Saloon Simon

04-15-2008, 08:46 PM

China for sure.

We need a few less people in the world

Hubb

04-15-2008, 08:56 PM

"Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."

Oh wait, wrong poll. :nanahump:

bigdaddychacha

04-16-2008, 01:37 AM

"Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."

Oh wait, wrong poll. :nanahump:

lol!

Balance

04-16-2008, 10:26 AM

I just nuked Denmark. I wanted to nuke Disneyland, but that's 90 minutes from here and it might not be good for me. :)

wain

04-16-2008, 03:14 PM

Nuke Florida... put 'em out of their misery :P (Lol, kidding!)

Bobboman

04-17-2008, 10:55 PM

I'd have to take out the white house, seriously to be rid of george bush...definatly

tom the pit leader

04-18-2008, 01:37 PM

The United States Military: When It Positively, Absolutely Has to Be Destroyed Overnight.

^ Nice, I might have to steal this.

However, anyone who said that they would nuke the white house is a godless, gay, liberal communist who is also an Islmao fasicist terrorist who kills childern and clubs baby seals and is just generally a very very bad person.
I know this because Bush told me so, and he would never ever lie to me, a young impressionable youth of America. Nuke the dam.

The Corporal

04-19-2008, 02:35 PM

That quote originally applied to the Marine Corps, but it works for all branches. I think even the Coast Guard could defeat Denmark in an open-sea battle. :D

Megamind

04-19-2008, 03:59 PM

I just nuked Denmark. I wanted to nuke Disneyland, but that's 90 minutes from here and it might not be good for me. :)

You just killed me!!! You bastard!

Sinatra

04-20-2008, 02:21 AM

Talkingof being nukes has anyone noticed NW's nation.

http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=1626

The Corporal

04-20-2008, 08:13 AM

I am so proud of my alliance mate for finally fulfilling one of my oldest CN-related wishes. :D

Imperial

04-20-2008, 09:26 AM

Talkingof being nukes has anyone noticed NW's nation.

http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=1626

Umm...what is this?

We'll be playing the same music in 10 years time! Don't bother asking me for money. You won't get it. I DON'T WANT ANY TECH DEALS!!! -:Valhalla Aesir and Regent:- Pls dont hurt me. I'm a nice girl. Top rank #11.

tom the pit leader

04-20-2008, 06:24 PM

AND HOW DARE ANYONE MAKE FUN OF NW AFTER ALL HE'S BEEN THROUGH. HE LOST HIS ALLIANCE AND GOT A NUKE AND HIS ALLIANCE BETRAYED HIM AND NOW HE HAS 3 WARS, ALL YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS VENGENCE. HE'S A HUMAN BEING. HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING IS HOURS TO US AND ALL WE DO IS LAUGH WHEN HE GETS A WAR. LEAVE NW ALONE, PLEASE. LEAVE NW ALONE RIGHT NOW OR YOU DEAL WITH ME

On a side note, if NW falls within range, are we going to hit him or is he really a NPO protectorate.

croix153

04-20-2008, 06:39 PM

lol, nW.

Anyway, I'd nuke Michigan, such a shitty state.

Sir Hobo

04-23-2008, 06:08 AM

gotta go with disneyland, who can refuse a radio-active mickey:evilgrin:

Villalba

04-23-2008, 07:00 AM

Why is Iraq even there....I mean. We allready virtually messed up the country...

The Corporal

04-23-2008, 08:48 PM

Why is Iraq even there....I mean. We allready virtually messed up the country...

Because we never want to half-ass anything. [/sarcasm] :D

Lmcfalcon12

04-25-2008, 03:47 AM

China first...I voted Iran. Surprisingly, Disneyland was a close second... :aiwebs_011:

Hobgoblin70

04-25-2008, 07:12 AM

I refuse to participate as France is not on the list.

Iron Wolf

04-27-2008, 02:05 AM

@ nW: couldn't happen to a nicer person. lol

I voted to do in Iran. China is a damned tempting target though I admit... Really tough call either way. China's actions in the Korean War, or Iran's back when their um.. "students", captured/kidnapped Americans in '79-'81. Unreasoning fanatics attempting to go nuclear to boot.